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Tragic that Shadow and Bone had literally the most perfect cast there ever was and Netflix fumbled the bag by canceling it.

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No thoughts just THEM

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No thoughts just THEM

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PLEASE 😫

i hope the pjo show makes lmm hermes. not him playing hermes; he IS hermes.

percy: you’re hermes? wait aren’t you that guy who wrote hamilton

hermes: i made a bet with apollo bc he said i wouldn’t be able to write a musical better than him. i needed to prove my superiority. artemis gave us each a topic to write about.

percy: what was his show about?

hermes: spider-man.

percy: there’s a broadway show about spider-man??

hermes: exactly.

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“You are Poseidon’s son.”

“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”

YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD

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OH OH OH noooo

i'm really normal about this series

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Can't wait to watch my favourite Christmas movie: Rent (2005)

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the lightning thief series

🤝

the ballad of songbirds and snakes movie

reawakening my middle school hyperfixations since 2023

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Happy pride to bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Peewee Herman, german wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antoniotti, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana, apathy, entropy, ecstasy, Václav Havel, the Sex Pistols, 8BC, to no shame never playing the fame game, to marijuana, to sodomy it's between God and me, to S&M, la vie boheme *guitar solo*

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my Out Tonight-itis is flaring- a Broadway musical disease characterized by the sudden need to put on a tight skirt & flirt with a stranger, commit a crime and/or be the cause of a fight.

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The Marauders (+A Few Others) As Quotes My Friends Have Said Part 3

Remus: Life hack! If you die, you have no more problems.

James: I-

Sirius: That's actually a very good point.

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Mary: Hmm, what's so special about him?

Lily: Hmm

Lily: I hate him.

Mary: Oh

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James: Have you seen my hair? I need a lot of hair dye.

Sirius: I want to dye a lot.

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James: We came, we saw, we slayed.

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Peter: That part had me dying!

Remus: Yes Peter, that part was made to be intentionally funny.

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Sirius: This isn't AC/DC. This aRc/dRc.

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Sirius: What do you mean you can't tell me about the guy you like?? What's at risk here??

Lily: My dignity.

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Peter: Drinks are like popcorn.

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Lily: Is that the fire alarm?

Marlene: Hope not, I'm not wearing a bra.

Dorcas: Me neither :/

Lily: Is that really our biggest concern right now?

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Remus: I don't sleep. I lie there with my own thoughts

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James: What is wrong with us?

Remus: Everything.

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Sirius: He's a writer, I'm a rider ;))

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James: The calendar only exists because you allow it to exist!

Peter: What?

James: You're a sheep! You're a sheep!

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Peter, after winning yet another game of Wizards Chess: Checkmate, bitch!

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Alice: Who brings a gun to a blind date?

Marlene: Only females.

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Sirius: Shall I compare thee to a playboy model?

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James about Sirius: He doesn't have the emotional pat pat setting.

Remus: His setting is anxiety.

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Sirius: *to the tune of Under Pressure* Depression!

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James: Why drink cardboard when you can drink plastic?

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Remus: My therapist is gonna have a good chat with me tonight.

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sobbing rn because the opposite of war isn’t peace it’s creation

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🫡🫡

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The Marauders (+A Few Others) as Quotes My Friends Have Said Part 2

Sirius: I think I'm allergic to London

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Remus: Thank you for elaborating on the dog story.

Remus: Now can you please elaborate on the dog eating paint story?

Sirius and James: :)

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Marlene: Do you wanna say hi to James?

Lily: Nah, he's lame.

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James: What are you doing still awake?? You should be sleeping

Remus: I am lying in bed, does that count?

Sirius: Yes :)

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Regulus: Gay means really happy. So I'm not gay.

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Lily: Do you like Sirius, yes or no?

Marlene: idk man idk

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Sirius: I'm so glad that gay people are welcomed as alcoholics.

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James: You should know this one! It's about your favourite drink!

Remus: Tequila?

James: ... no??

Remus: Um... not tequila?

James: Tea??

Remus: Oh! Tea!

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James: She stole my quill, what a bitch.

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Sirius: You look so pretty!

Remus: Stop it!

Sirius: No!

Remus: bitch

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Remus: Man, I am so used to being sad over fictional things. Being sad over real life things is just not it.

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Remus: I'm bisexual!

Peter: Cool! ...What's that?

Remus: It means I like both men and women

Sirius: Fair enough.

James: I'm Batman!

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Lily: How do I Mr Darcy someone before Valentine's Day?

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Regulus to Sirius: How do you feel? Knowing that you will NEVER return home 🤨😠

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11 year old James: I'm going to get an owl and name it Einstein. Then when it starts hooting, I can yell, "Shut Up Einstein!"

11 year old Remus: I-

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Peter: Onion is NOT the vibe

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Screaming crying throwing up over KAZ AND NIKOLAI SPEAKING SCHEMING CONNIVING TOGETHER

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Chapter 22: Kaz | Six of Crows