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I am, and I cannot stress this enough, very queer.

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Wow.

If Wei Wuxian survived

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I love this.

I know it's July I don't care don't look at me!!

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Wei Wuxian assuming Lan Wangji is Lan Sizhui's biological father is a treasure trove of endless delights just like, timeline wise. Wei Wuxian doing the math on that one like you're telling me Thee Lan Wangji secretly knocked up a human woman during what. the cloud recesses academic symposium for only the wettest of blankets? The symposium during which I showed him pornography and he almost exploded. That symposium. He was fucking a human woman at that point. Maybe even multiple, alive, real human women.

Wei "intrusive thoughts" Wuxian laying awake during chou shi like he was fucking. during that time. FUCKING. Did he fuck. Multiple bitches? Just the one? One bitch, multiple times? Surely if it was a multiple time thing someone would have known about it. Will he tell me about it? If he fucked then, is he fucking now? who could he possibly be fucking now. But who could he have been fucking THEN! was she hotter than me? Could he somehow STILL be fucking her??? I should start having him followed.

Meanwhile turbo virgin Lan Wangji is serenely going about his daily routine like I hope today I can brush my knuckles against Wei Ying's for one tantalizing, erotic moment. Mayhaps I will catch a glimpse of his collar bone and be tormented by impure thoughts all evening. What bliss.

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I am BEGGING, pls someone write this fic

Modern AU WWX working in the death/burial industry

Maybe as a funeral director, or an embalmer

He is so kind to the deceased's family, and so respectful and kind to the body, talking to it, apologizing for the more unpleasant or gruesome procedures as if the person could still hear him

Little does he know, they do.

And all the people under his care watch over him as spirits and ghosts, protecting him from harm and evil - all the while he's completely unaware and chalks up any supernatural experiences to just his imagination.

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© hungry_allen

※re-posted with permission ※please don’t remove the source

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The power of great acting but also so many kudos to the make up and costume team.

"you've changed."

[ep 4 / ep 32]

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Please take this dumb meme I made the last time I rewatched Yuri on Ice because it perfectly encapsulates my first viewing experience back in 2016

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Don’t be shy, drop the AO3 link

A fic that looks like it’s about to be a Wangxian kid fic because WWX is seriously considering adopting A-Yuan because all of A-Yuan’s living relatives are too old or too sick to take care of him except for Wen Qing, who is an ER doctor and just simply does not have the time to do that and be a single parent of a little kid, so maybe, because A-Yuan loves you so much, Wei Ying, you could adopt him, and then what’s left of his birth family could still stay in his life…

But HERE COMES JIANG WANYIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR and a “We could get fake married and I could help you take care of A-Yuan, it’s not fair that you should have to give up your nephew just because this country has so few accommodations for single parents, I’m really good with kids (probably) I’ve always wanted to be a parent (kinda) and it’ll be a totally 100% platonic marriage because I’m DEFINITELY not secretly in love with you” and then the rest of the fic is chengqing fake relationship AU

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realizing victor showing up naked in yuuri’s house expecting to get laid in 3-5 business days bc yuuri seduced him but was so drunk didn’t remember was the wildest turn in history and i love every second of it

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me explaining the mxtx books to my friends who know nothing of them.

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Lan Xichen- either my brother has moved on or Wuxian has risen from the dead and only one option is possible

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Never getting over baby a-Yuan clinging to LWJ’s leg while all those villagers scolded him for being a shitty parent/tried to offer parenting tips and he was like “no you don’t understand he’s not my kid, I’m not his dad”

Then Wei Wuxian was like “He’s my son! I gave birth to him myself!”

And Lan Wangji was immediately like “Oh okay I guess he IS my kid and I AM his dad and now I am going to buy him Every Toy because it is my right as his father to spoil him.”

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I will never get over the random flute solo.

Anyways here’s wonderwall

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