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I’m very excited to reveal the prompts for 12 Days of Winter Whumperland!

As usual, any form of creation - art, writing, gifsets, fandom, oc, etc – is welcome.

The prompts are meant as jumping-off points and are completely open to interpretation. You can take inspiration from one or more of each day’s prompts, and be as literal or figurative as you like!

The event will run from December 12 - December 23.

The event tag will be #AMOW Winter Whumperland for the main tag; the daily tags will be #12wwday.1, #12wwday.2, etc. I will check the main and daily tags each day for the duration of the event.

You can also mention @amonthofwhump​ in your post to have your creations reblogged to this page; I will not check the tags after the event ends but if you post after the 23rd and mention this blog I will see it!

A text list of the prompts is below the cut. Happy Winter Whumperland, everyone!

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if you haven’t read the haikyuu!! manga yet, you’re missing out

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yet another headshot because im lazy but this time it’s kuroo 🌹

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fly little tangerine

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▬ ɴɪꜱʜɪɴᴏʏᴀ ʏᴜ ⋆ ʜᴀɪᴋʏᴜᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ!! ᴇᴘ. 21                ↳　ＴＨＥＮ　ＡＮＤ　ＮＯＷ

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TAAAAAANAKA 💕

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cass won't share her cheese nibs and bruce doesn't love me and i think?? that i deserve better??? than this???? i'm moving to alaska where NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

the sequel to that one trix yogurt fic

I feel like I should tell you that I am MASSIVELY fucked up right now 

 like i am such a garbage heap that oscar the grouch took a look at me and said 

 “fuckk off!! i have standards!” 

anyways

it’s Brimothy, bitch

what is UP mothertrucksrs it is Me i am back here to write a report on the UNBELIEVABLE SHIT I JUST HANDLED.

okay so u know how Gotham city is on crack cocaine all the time. with like some LSD and heroin and never ever any weed except for like who is that pig guy?? nevrm he doesn’t have weeeed but like he is definitely a Pig. what the fuck is his name. what the fuck.

 okay so anyways 

 is it Goyle

 Doyle

 Pigoyle 

 tin foil? lmao

OKAY FUCK anyways the City, who Also May Be My Lover, is in a constant life crisis (which i relate? a Lot) and do you want to know this s h i t

Crocodile

Killer Croc

who Steve Irwin would be v disappointed in

Is climbing

into people’s FUCKING TOILETS

???????????????

THIS ISN’T FLORIDA

THIS IS NEW JERSEY

WE WEAR SHOES IN THE WINTER

WHAT SORT OF FLIP-FLOP WEARING CUCKER DOES HE THINK HE IS

okay so obviously KC is a big guy. a Dude. a whack-o whaler of a Male. a Big Boh. the largest banananana in the pack. he is Big. so he cAn’t fit into most people’s toilets. he can, however, fit into Big People’s toilets (big as in wealthy, not As in Tom Hanks)

so KC (crispy,,,nuggest…i wonder if fried alligator is good—not that im thinking of eating him, though someone really should threaten him with cannibalism, like if you’re going to be a bitch about it then you deserve the same done to you, it’s just manners) is in cahoots and canoodles with Someone Who Shall Not Be Named (not bc i don’t know, I do, that’s how detectives work. it’s my JOB to know, and i was a prodigy) but bc there is a whole other report detailing this person and their movements and its case file #4461 if u don’t believe me, but i ain’t no snitch, but i will say that tonight’s events connect to file #4461 so Dad if you’re reading this you should already have it out bc it’s your JOB

speaking of jobs ding ding here is mine coming round the mountain as she comes bc the apple bottom jeans the boots with the fur will be coming round the mountain when she comes shE’ll be coming round the mountain she’ll be coming round the mountain she’ll b e coming round and getting low low low low low l ow low

It was a crisp October night. The sun was blinking its sleepy lids, setting the ballroom with an incandescent glow. Bruce Wayne strode across the floor, his daughter Cassandra accompanying him. They wore matching expressions that the privileged always wear: guarded, yet hungry. Hungry for what? Probably for the crab cakes just out of reach. Neither of them had an allergy, and Cassandra in particular had a propensity to shove anything edible in her mouth, so it really was a tragedy that those crab cakes were all the way across the room. There should really be a table right in the middle of the dance floor just for snacks. That way caterers wouldn’t have to do so much leg work, which is actually a good thing, because that ballroom floor is slippery af. This narrator should know, he has Died A Few Times getting there. Suddenly, the night’s festivities were interrupted by a social faux pas: a scream.

You don’t just scream at regular parties, it’s uncouth and hysterical. But you can scream if the social boundaries have already been crossed, and boy, were they crossed.

You see, Dear Reader, there was a man in the toilet.

I use the term “man” loosely, as his glaring yellow eyes do wonders when you might just crap your pantaloons. You start imagining things, like dinosaurs whcih i am personally a big fan of bc Jurassic Park has a kid named Tim in it and I am also Tim.

 hI y is our toilet so big that Killer Croc could wiggle his way up? also how long can he hold his breath. 

 it seems to be impressively long

 hey Bdad how long can he hold his breath? please let me know if you can, and if you won’t i will eat all your wafers becauzs i wa

Mrs. Trenton screamed and fled the impertinent bathroom guest, who wasted no time in ripping the commode to pieces. There was a roar and all the guests paused, unsure if it was merely pipe problems or if they were under attack.

Reader: They were, in fact, under attack. 

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obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

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Hello. It is currently 1:27am and I have just redownloaded tumblr because apparently some wild stuff is going down.

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Newsies(2017) at the Beach

Jack is watching everyone, but he's also being a total child. Yes, he's like the dad and wants to make sure everyone is alright, but have you seen the guy? He's running through the water and getting knocked over by waves. He tries to play a round of beach volleyball, but ends up having to save Romeo from drowning cause the kid forgot he can't swim.

Davey is keeping tabs on everyone, but it's Davey. He's trying to build to most realistic, functioning sand castle with a moat, draw bridge, and everything. At some point, Race tramples it while playing beach volleyball and Davey chases him around with the volleyball for half an hour.

Katherine is just having the time of her life. The girl is a beach junkie. She has a cooler full of beach snacks, a big umbrella, a flashy beach towel, and even a beach ball. No one ever knew, but the girl can surf. She spends most of the morning surfing and then teaches Les and some of the other guys how to surf on foam boards. It's the highlight of her day to see them all slip in the shallow waves, except Les. He catches on quickly and ends up teaching with Katherine.

Race is being Race, but worse. He has a full day of pranks and jokes planned. He has a fake shark fin hat that he uses to scare Elmer. Him and Albert bury Jojo in the sand while he takes a nap. The one thing he didn't mean to do was run through Davey's sandcastle, so you can imagine the fear he felt when he trampled the extravagant build. Even after Davey calmed down, Race kept looking over his shoulder.

Albert is being a beach stud. He's flexing whenever someone passes, he's playing beach volleyball, and overall trying to look good. He gets cocky when Katherine tries to show him how to surf and he's the one who falls in the water the most. Even though he knew about Race's shark fin prank, he screamed. Like a small child. Elmer didn't even freak out as much as he did. Race choked on sea water from laughing so hard.

Romeo is working on his tan. After trying to learn to surf and almost drowning, he just laid down on a towel and relaxed. His logic is that ladies like a good tan, but he ends up falling asleep and getting a horrible sun burn. His entire front side is beat red and his back is its normal shade. His tan lines are horrid, but he isn't too focused on them. He's more focused on avoiding Race and Albert so they don't smack his sun burn. It happens many times.

Les is kind of everywhere. He builds a sand castle, learns to surf on a foam board, plays some beach volleyball. At one point, he somehow convinces a guy to take him parasailing. Davey had a minor heart attack, but Les had a great time. The best part was he got to look over to the beach and see Davey running circles and yelling while everyone else started laughing.

Elmer is like Les, but without the parasailing. He doesn't build Sandcastles, but he makes some sand sculptures with JoJo. He even makes Jojo into a sand sculpture after Race and Albert bury him.

Finch is digging a hole. He digs a big hole near the water and he's super proud of himself... Until the tide comes in and starts filling up his hole. Just imagine the scene from Friends where Joey dug a hole. It's just like that.

Specs is searching for "treasure" with a metal detector. He finds a lot of trash, but he also finds some coins and rings. He creates quite a collection. He uses some of his treasures to convince Race and Albert to not smack Romeo's sun burns. It works for a total of five minutes.

Jojo... The poor kid... The morning started out great, he just sat in the beach to wait for it to warm up a bit. It was cold out in the morning and he doesn't like swimming in the cold. It just bothers him. When he does go swimming, Race pulls his swim trunks down in the water. He freaked out and immediately left the water. While he was still soaking wet, he tripped over his own feet and got completely covered in sand. He cleaned off in the water and Katherine convinced him to try to surf. He did pretty well, better than Albert. When he got tired, he laid down on a towel to nap. This resulted in him getting covered in sand, yet again. He was annoyed, but he didn't want to move because Elmer had made a mermaid sculpture and Jojo had to admit, he was a hot mermaid.

Spot is the angry life guard parent who's constantly yelling at Race for misbehaving. He chases Race around with a water gun and sprays him whenever he pulls a prank. He has the sunscreen on his nose and the sunglasses like a real life guard stereotype does, but this only results in Race laughing at him.

Let me know if you agree or if you'd change anything!

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Davey: Hey guys- Why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?

Jack: Yeah we’re playing “ We saw a big ass spider and don’t know where the fuck it went”

Davey: *scrambles onto chair*

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Now is the time to

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wow i love the alternate dialogue for this scene

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behold: our wonderful newsboys

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you may argue with me on this but you won’t change my mind