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Both are true?

 Can anyone be cuter?

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Stop flooding my feed with this filth.

I’m 29, now! By sheer luck, I got to spend the first day of my 30th trip around the sun with Derpy Pony, appreciating this excellent view, instead of inside the hospital.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the inside of the hospital, but I love the outside with my pony a little more. :)

Thank you so much for the birthday wishes, Medblr! I really appreciate it!

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It’s been a while, so what the hay, let’s do it

Tagged by @writerswrite0109

Rules: tag 15 people you want to get to know better.

Relationship status: Married x... uh... 16 years??!

Favorite colors: Yellow

Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick

Three favorite foods: 1st place = Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese (don’t @ me) with veggie hot dogs and baked beans on the side; new arrival to 2nd place = Mrs. Cranquis’ amazing vegan mac ‘n’ cheese (I KNOW RIGHT); 3rd place = peanut butter banana sandwich on toasted wheat.

Song stuck in my head: At this moment, the blasted “Theme Song to Titanic” by Ms. Celine Dion is playing on the urgent care speakers and I may JUST HAVE TO POKE OUT MY TYMPANUM WITH A PEN.

Last song I listened to: SEE ABOVE, REPEAT x INFINITY.

Last movies I watched: Um, Avengers something or other? They’re all kinda blurring together now. Oh right there was a snap.

Time: Daylight Saving Time change just happened today, I have no idea.

Dream trip: Catamaran trip through the Palauan islands.

Top three shows of the moment: Lineage Journey Seasons 1 (it’s on Youtube) -- who has time for 3 shows anymore.

Books I’m reading: The book of Psalms; The Seven Secrets of Somewhere Lake by Sam Campbell

How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 sheet, 1 blanket, 1 or 2 over-heating children draped across my throat

Last thing I googled: “Thai food restaurants near [the escape room where I’ll be taking Mrs. Cranquis for her birthday this weekend!]”

Anything you really want: A comfortable pillow for my lower back; also, not to be old.

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Technology Separation Anxiety

I’m at a training today. I don’t have my computer with me. And some of these presentations don’t really pertain to me, so I kinda wished I had my laptop. Then I had an idea for a data analysis tool, but it needs Excel.

Yadda yadda yadda I wrote out the excel tool on pieces of paper, complete with planned formula and conditional formatting.

I either need help or did an awesome. Can’t tell.

Good luck everyone else

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(Cranquis says: This is perfect for my reblogging-sideblog)

My parenting skills

My husbanding skills

My way with words

My personal history which has given me so much to draw on when encouraging others who are struggling during difficult times

My humility (joking? not joking? NOBODY KNOWS)

Tagging: @thelostmedstudent @healingdryad @pagingmedicine @lamentations44 @wheresonichedgehogwnt @docinlimbo @eclipperton @girl-bro-md @hostileshrubbery @intrainingdoc cuz they’re the first 10 @’s that came up when I started typing. :)

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~) 🌻💖

Aww ty for this cute ask!!

My hair

My eyes

My sense of humor

My passions for really random things 

My uhhh my jawline lol

I’ll just tag some mutuals that I love! 

@ahsteria @stethostudy @stressedoutmedico @perks-of-being-a-violinist @studyfeather @allydsgn @kuroristudies just from off the top of my head :)

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Pet peeve

“Saliva” is not pronounced “s’lava”.

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with a question mark

I just wanted to say hello. :-)

Hiya!

Also…THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION. THE MIGHTY HOLE OF *ASKING* IS OPEN. THAT MEANS QUESTIONS!

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here ya go i gots plenty.

I’M IN TROUBLE

The last group had like 10 kids in it and they were rolling around on a golf cart and they pretty much cleaned out my candy.

Guys… help. Help.

The little unicorn-cat looked like she was gonna cut me.

It’s only 5:15!!! HELP!

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#I know you meant the other way around but this was too fun

No apologies, you obviously knew best.

Thank you for not attempting to gif “Baby Vagina”...

Chief Complaint: “Spicy Vagina”

Me:

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Hmm, I only remember Scary, Posh, and Sporty.

Chief Complaint: “Spicy Vagina”

Me:

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CROCADOOLADOO!!!!

Jokes Written by Kids (see 10 more)

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I didn’t realize that @randommomentsdevida was in Germany recently.

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I'm confused. Are you a guy or a girl?

I’m a guy!

Any time I talk about boys I always get an ask like this lol

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*Squeal*

@cranquis reblogged my “one finger” story!

I can die happy.

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Man, if I didn’t know for a fact that @randommomentsdevida is currently in Dubai.... I’d be wondering....

That’s nutty. (via worldnewsdailyreport)

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Can’t decide which gif goes better with the Death Wagon:

Adventures in things I almost purchased at Home Goods, because A, hilarious, B, confusing, and C, on clearance!

–TLOTH