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To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

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I'm thinking of sticking a random table of oddball quirks and talents in the back of the next update to Eat God for folks who want to flesh out their muppets. Not big, flashy stuff – just weird, very occasionally useful shit like "you speak the secret tongues of vermin" or "you remember the contents of every book you've ever eaten". I'm curious to know what folks would want or expect to see in such a table!

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had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

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its been a little while since I"ve finished a drawing of these two

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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

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i just think if you're trying to draw uh, erotic computer art. you should be able to tell the difference between the flap on a vcr and the tray/slot/caddy on an optical drive.

yknow so that your art doesn't make you look like a total fuckin virgin when it comes to illustrating a conventional desktop tower

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snagged this off twitter bc i thought you would like it :>

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Culture Shock

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Stacy's mom turned me into a frog

It's all I want, now I'm chilling on this log

Stacy can't you see you're just mad that you're not me

I know it might be wrong but I think this is pretty pog