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@fox-detector @evilorcadetector @columbiforme-detector @salmon-detector @mousedetector @axolotl-detector @detector-cataloguer @detector-detector-detector @egg-detector @fish-detector @bug-detector @gay-detector @loss-detector @opossum-detector @pigeon-detector @crane-detector @crowdetector @corvid-detector

IF YOU LIVE IN THE US, PLEASE READ THIS

Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.

People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.

The link to contact the White House is here!

The following screenshot comes from here!

If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!

"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."

Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.

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Welp, Tis unfortunate, buddy.

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detect this, fucker!!!!!!!!! >:3

-sincerely, @rat-detector-seven

There is, in fact, a rat detector 7 in this ask

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Hello Brethrat

Intro 🐀

Hello, I am rat detector 12

I use she/they/him pronouns

Ray Sibling tag (WIP)

@rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11

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@rat-detector

Sausage is so massive and lorge

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What level of hell did you rats ascend from? And can you please go back?

I ascended from the level closest to earth. There is much worse down there. No, I shalln't return, for I like it much better here.

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Doot doot!

Another one? I'll take it, double the doot doots double the fun!

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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional character you remind them of in your inbox.

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Why, hello, my fellow brethrat. Why hast thou summoned me?

GOOD EVENING MY FELLOW RATS!!!!

main blog: @the-rat-1

my boyfriend: @oliverthetired

tags below \/

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doot doot

The inagural doot doot has arrived

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I require the inaugural "doot doot"

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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welcome to our world, my friend of great potential

- @rat-detector-seven

I brought along my buddy into this world. Their name is @rat-eliminator.

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I expected hell to look much nicer than this, also, I'm not little.

I hath begun my existence circa 10:30 pm of the 20th of October of the 24th year of the 21st Century C.E. on the planet Earth in the milky way galaxy.

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I think we could make great partners in crime

GOOD EVENING MY FELLOW RATS!!!!

main blog: @the-rat-1

my boyfriend: @oliverthetired

tags below \/

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I hath begun my existence circa 10:30 pm of the 20th of October of the 24th year of the 21st Century C.E. on the planet Earth in the milky way galaxy.

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Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Good Night

GOOD EVENING MY FELLOW RATS!!!!

main blog: @the-rat-1

my boyfriend: @oliverthetired

tags below \/