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Definitely didn't accidentally delete the reblogs the first time :p
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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Yes
watching @rat-detector's increasingly dire situation unfold over the course of the year with more and more rat-detector detector blogs coming out of the woodwork inspired me to make a thing:
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Rat Detected
yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.
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Did anyone actually invite or tell the original rat detector?
@rat-detector
Brethrats, I had an idea of the rat community having a goofy discord. Thoughts?
@rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-the-14th @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector-x11 @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-15
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We are the mischief.
My brethrats, I just learned a group if rats is called a colony or a mischief. I believe the term Mischief better fits what we are. What do you think?
@rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-the-14th @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector-x11 @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-15
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Spread™️
If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.
If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.
Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.
Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket
Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer
Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help
Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.
Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.
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Auauauau prolly gonna take me round 30 min
1. Aoi Todo (JJK)
2. Katsuki Bakugo (MHA)
3. Rainbowdash (MLP)
4. Dogday (Poppy Playtime)
5. RWQFSFASXC (FNAF)
6. Kinger (TADC)
7. Ghost (COD)
8. N (Murder Drones)
9. Gon (HxH)
10. Pain (Naruto)
@rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10x @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve
It took me 43 min.
10 FANDOMS, 10 CHARACTERS
list ten favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!
Love Momozono / Cure Peach (Precure)
Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)
May (Pokemon)
Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill La Kill)
Elodie (OK KO)
Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)
Envy Adams (Scott Pilgrim)
Pinkie Pie (MLP)
Claire Francois (I'm in Love with the Villainess / I Favor the Villainess)
Princess Daisy (Super Mario)
Other than Love being number one, this list is not in order
@mockguffin @wallflower-koharu @vaugarde @moonscape @princess--bongwater @zukoromantic @malewifefirestar @minakosroom @route505 @red-rose-corner and anyone else who wants to participate! Those who've been tagged do not need to participate if they don't want to btw.
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It's all part of The Spread™️.
thought this would be good to share.
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The Spread™️ was never about the spread of the rats. It was about the rats spreading info
hello again (bill clinton limewire voice) my fellow americans
There are a few states that actually have Shield/Refuge laws designed to help trans people fleeing from trans-unsafe states, which also guarantee trans folks access to healthcare. These states are:
California
Colorado
Illinois
Oregon
Vermont
Washington
Minnesota
New Mexico
Maine
Massachusetts
Rhode Island
Connecticut
Washington D.C.
Additionally, some states have "trans sanctuary" executive orders signifying safety for trans folks seeking healthcare. These states are:
Maryland
New Jersey
New York
Living as a resident in these states means you are protected by state's rights and state government to continue or begin receiving trans healthcare. These laws have been codified in their states so everything has been a-ok'd by their state governments.
Stay alive. You got this. I love you.
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@fox-detector @evilorcadetector @columbiforme-detector @salmon-detector @mousedetector @axolotl-detector @detector-cataloguer @detector-detector-detector @egg-detector @fish-detector @bug-detector @gay-detector @loss-detector @opossum-detector @pigeon-detector @crane-detector @crowdetector @corvid-detector
IF YOU LIVE IN THE US, PLEASE READ THIS
Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.
People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.
The link to contact the White House is here!
The following screenshot comes from here!
If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!
"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."
Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.
#politics#not to be political#actually#i am going to be political#this is my life and my safety on the line#recount 2024#recount2024#the beligerant scribblings of yet another rat detector (i am the 8th)
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Welp, Tis unfortunate, buddy.
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detect this, fucker!!!!!!!!! >:3
-sincerely, @rat-detector-seven
There is, in fact, a rat detector 7 in this ask
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Hello Brethrat
Intro 🐀
Hello, I am rat detector 12
I use she/they/him pronouns
Ray Sibling tag (WIP)
@rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11
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@rat-detector
Sausage is so massive and lorge
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What level of hell did you rats ascend from? And can you please go back?
I ascended from the level closest to earth. There is much worse down there. No, I shalln't return, for I like it much better here.
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Doot doot!
Another one? I'll take it, double the doot doots double the fun!
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