tick tack frick frack pack (my tiktok is @tufs_17 if you want more chaos)
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ah yes collective responsibility and common sense. something most people (apparently) do not understand.
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there is no better use for this sound period.
What did he expect to happen
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???
you know quarantine is  r e a l l y hitting when you start thinking: âwait, shit, am i bi???â and your friend essentially confirms your suspicions by sending an alignment chart in the group chat that says âbold of you to assume im straightâ with your name underneath
being (maybe???) bi is annoying when you are:
1. (unfortunately) mostly are attracted to men, but some women just H I T D I F F E R E N T Â
2. constantly doubt if you are actually queer or just going through a weird college experimental phase
#queer gay bi pride bisexuality questioning ranting LGBTQ+ queer community#pan pansexual bisexual bi trans transpride gay pride
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summer romance + gemini boy = not a lasting relationship my dudes
my dumb and emotional cancer assÂ
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A Love Letter
(little creepy story i wrote)
I like living underneath your bed.
I like stealing the socks you lose during the night.
I like tickling your toes when they peek out from under the covers.
I miss you.
Sometimes, I open your closet after you turn out the lights
Sometimes, I move things in your room to make fun shapes with the darkness
Sometimes, I caress your face when you awake from a nightmare.
But you donât see me.
Fear still clamps your eyes shut.
Fear still paralyzes your body
Iâve watched you since you were a child.
And now youâre leaving me.
I suppose youâre not a child anymore.
The familiar clothes in your closet are folded neatly into piles on the floor
The things in your room, the ones I used to rearrange, are now packed into boxes labeled:
âC O L L E G Eâ
How could you do this to me?
Grow up?
Donât fret, no matter.
I will follow.
Because I like living under your bed.
Wherever that bed may be.Â
#creepypasta#horror#writing#nostalgia#shortstory#spooky#college#childhood#original story#short story#creepy pasta#quarantine
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i am fully an adult but you bet your ass i am going to buy disney + for the sole purpose of watching percy jackson and reliving my ten-year-old dreams
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people who arenât SHULUNGHH
(also inspired by peepeepoopoo time when quite tipsy)
letâs start with the obvious ones
trump dump
pence (heâs got a g a p p i n g asshole tho)
every tiktok boy who uses the cite sharing cultures sound to hymp the air and make everyone uncomfyyyy
bill from IT (also stephen king because bill is obviously a self insert. also why does stephen king insert boners into every story if he doesnât have something to compensate for??? still stan tho)
body shammers
all male cancersÂ
anyone who is racist, ableist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, ect.
transgender women because they got a plush, powerful, pussyÂ
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âpeopleâ who are SHLUNGHHG
(inspired by peepeepoopoo time while quite tipsy)
goofy
bugs bunny
older timmy turner from that remote episode
woody from toy story got that WOOD
spirit that fucking insultingly hot horse everyone has been talking about
RBG
ben from IT
eddie from IT is surprisingly SHLUNGH that all the losers are confused, especially Richie because gay
percy jackson (but heâs humble about it)
cedric diggory (!!!)
jake the dog from that terrifying show adventure time (his bod can stretch)
the michelin man
hobbes from calvin and hobbes (THATâS TEA THO IM A DRUNK GENIUS)
nickelbackÂ
#fandom#percyjackson#stephen king#harry potter#adventure time#meme#peepeepoopoo#nostalgia#childhood#cartoons
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I am King Meme on my Facebook Angry Birds chat group!
My father in the year of our Lord 2018 (a simpler time)Â
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The Zodiac Signs as Joe Exotic Quotes
Aries: Iâm Joe Exotic, otherwise known as the Tiger King, the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.
Taurus: Iâm never going to financially recover from this.
Gemini: I donât think weâre done blowing shit up today.
Cancer: Iâd shoot you before Iâd shoot my cat.
Leo: People donât come to see the tigers, they come to see me.
Virgo: This is my own little town. Iâm the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop, and the executioner.
Libra: Iâd like to introduce my wife, but my husbandâs at home feeding my brand-new baby kangaroo.
Scorpio: Sheâll never get a million dollars out of me. I donât own anything.
Sagittarius: Iâm outspoken, good looking, love to party and have fun.
Capricorn: Itâs just two complete opposite, different worlds. You know, heâs a little more upscale, and Iâm working with people who just got out of prison.
Aquarius: I am not changing the way I dress. I refuse to wear a suit. I am gay. I am broke as shit. I have a judgement against me from some bitch down there in Florida.
Pisces: I had my days of coke. I had my days of drinking. I had my days ofâŚmeth.
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my only goal in quarantine is to summon a long furby to comfort me during these trying timesÂ
L O N GÂ F U R B YÂ W I L LÂ E A TÂ C O R O N A
Long furby Species guide
I keep seeing a bunch of different types of long furbies, and I started categorizing them in my head-
So since Iâm bored, I thought Iâd make a post for it.
EDIT: I made a part 2, which can be found here
Each species has subspecies including
Spine or spineless
Material type
Etc.
But Without further ado...
Classic Long
common
Body is like a tube, with feet at the bottom
Greatest length variety
Examples: Original long furby from @furbyfuzz and Thursday Boy Porridge from @strange-aeons
Caterpillar
Very rare
Typically around 3ft
Multiple pairs of feet going down the belly section
Example is from boots-with-the-furb on Instagram
Centipede
Very rare
Have pairs of legs going down the sides of the body
Often no feet
Body tapers at end
Examples: from @lumeneas and me bc I canât find very many different examples o o f
Humanoid/long legged
Uncommon
Have human like hands or other other body parts
May have pair of long legs as well
Examples: Buttered Noodle from @buttered-noodles and Handsome Ryan from @well-i-guess-i-own-a-furby-now
Mobius/double headed
Extremely rare
Have 2 heads, one on either side of a tube-like body
Example: from @furbyrights
Wide
Legendary, possibly a myth
Long furby, but wide instead of long
Artistâs depiction by @par-vollen
And there we go! Please tell me if I missed anything, or if you find credit for me to add. I know thereâs more, however these are the species I could come out with-
I hope this helps you all make the right choice if considering summoning a long furby
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a scale is a girlâs âbest friendâ
This is the extension I wrote to the monologue called âDiamondâ in the play, Box, that I was doing in drama class at my local theater. This monologue already had a special place in my heart because I could, unfortunately, relate to the pressures of making my âpretty years countâ, but I wrote the extension because I felt that Diamond needed to say more. It was almost like her character was reaching out to me and saying: âYou understand me, use my voice to express what I, and so many other women, canât bear to write down.â So, I did. Here is the result:
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(Holding a tiny box) This is my box. This is what I want to be. Itâs perfect. My mom says itâs never too soon to start dieting. If you donât get control early on, the race is over. Life is a race and for girls, itâs a short one. Girls only have so many pretty years and too many waste those years away. She started when she was my age and sheâs totally won the race. Itâs not easy. Itâs a lot to live up to. I donâtâŚI donât have her bones. But I can do it, I can lose weight. Iâll make her proud. I can make my pretty years count. (she looks at the box) I can make my pretty years count.
(This is where the monologue originally ended)
But whatâs the price? How many days do I have to sacrifice to calorie counting? How many hours of exercise do I need to put aside to burn off, or more accurately, to justify what I ate that day. Whatâs the price of a âperfectâ body? A skinny bodyâŚIs that even what I want? My mom says thatâs what I want. Thatâs what everyone wants, right? Everyone, but women especially, we look at one another and desperately rake our eyes over the personâs body searching for the flaws they have and we donât. Flaws that can justify or outweigh the ones we possess. I know I do it. Iâm not proud of it, but I do.
Walking to lunch I stare at the girls eating who are heavier than me and think: âIf they can eat, why canât I?â I stare at the girls who are naturally thin and think: âItâs not fair! She can eat whatever she wants and never gains a pound! She must be stupid or something, the universe has to balance out the unfairness of her Sonic-like metabolism.â  Whenever, I think these cruel, envious thoughts, I immediately try to push them out of my mind. But they still lingerâŚgod, am I a bad person for thinking like this? Maybe all women think these judgmental thoughts, that would be slightly comfortingâŚno, it wouldnât. The normality of scrutiny over every aspect of a womenâs body started with societyâs unfair standards, sure, but that cheesy excuse doesnât encompass the whole situation. It continues because of us, because of the scrutiny women put each other through. Who decided skinny is equivalent to beautiful and fat is equivalent to ugly? Why do these mere adjectives have so much power and incite so much fear? Society, yes has a major role, but women were the ones who believed it and who enforced it.
Thatâs what my mom does to me, however that doesnât mean I am doomed follow in her footsteps. (quietly, realizing the severity of her next statement) I donât want to make my pretty years count. I WANT TO MAKE MY HAPPY YEARS COUNT. THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT REALLY MATTERâŚ. those are the ones Iâve lost to dieting. I hate being a woman sometimes.
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DISCLAIMER: I do not actually hate being a woman. I freaking love being a woman--despite having to deal with sexist assholes and wage gaps. That was more what I felt the character would say, not me.
National Eating Disorderâs (NEDA) Website: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/ This website offers treatment and support for any of you out there who are suffering from an eating disorder. Donât look past posts encouraging you to seek help. If you are suffering from an eating disorder, this post is directed to you no matter who you are. NEDA also provides opportunities to donate and volunteer for their organization! Please, watch the videos on their home page about how to identify signs of an eating disorder and help a loved one suffering from an eating disorder. Unfortunately, eating disorders are infecting a lot of people these days, and even more unfortunately, they can be very easy to hide.
#diamond#eating disoder recovery#eating disorders#monologue#rant#acting#theater#teen girl#selfhelp#seekhelp#findhappiness
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RANT:
DREAMers, nonDREAMers, I just see Americans. Some of whom who are going to have their lives stripped away from them because of our lovellllyyyyy (the sarcasim should be deafening) American president.
I wish I could write a original RANT, but honestly, I do not feel that I am educated enough on the subject to do so. Therefore, I decided to reblog this post. It is reliable and presents options of how to stop Trump from vetoing this program. Even if I cannot write a personal RANT, it would feel unshakably wrong to not address this recent ridiculous tragedy from the White House.
Please help in any way you can. We all deserve to live our American DREAMS.
DREAMers, donât stop dreaming
Youâve probably heard by now that President Trump and his Attorney General Jeff Sessions have decided to rescind the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program. Originally created by President Obama, the program provided hope and protection to nearly a million children of undocumented immigrants, many of whom have growing up knowing no other nation besides the United States of America.
In their hearts, in their lives, DREAMers are Americans. And they are human beings. The cruelty of deporting them to an unfamiliar land is matched only by the recklessness of doing so. Immigration is vital to our identity, our economy, and our culture. To extinguish the dreams of DREAMers is not only unkind, but fundamentally un-American.
So, Tumblr, here are some ways you can help each other out:
Call Congress and tell them to pass the DREAM Act. Thereâs a six-month delay before Trumpâs order kicks in, and thatâs six months for Congress to get their act together on this. Light a fire under them, will you?
Join an event near you, and connect with others IRL who are fighting for whatâs right.
Donât forget to take care of yourself, especially if youâre one of the people directly affected by this. You canât just fightâyou also have to heal.
Tell your story. Tag it #DREAMer. Let people know what youâve experienced, and let other DREAMers know theyâre not alone.
And if you could use some perspective on what itâs like for a DREAMer right now, please read this Answer Time session with an undocumented immigrant who took your questions on her situation, her hopes, and her fears. Itâll open your eyes, itâll open your heart. Itâs what the world needs right now.
Stay strong, Tumblr.
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