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Hey, so, from my understanding ,one of the deal with Kon and Clark's relationship was that Clark was definitely not ready to be a father.

Predominantly it was Lax luthor but aside from that,

Logic dictates Kon came into Clark's life before John was born

However, Kon and Jon have, at most a 5 to 7 year gap between them.

Kon was around 16 ? When he was born.

So like how old is John? Or rather if John is around Damian's age disregarding the age upping how old is Kon?

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see too many people say that jason todd is the better fit for the battison verse like recently orphaned dick grayson wasn’t sneaking out at night trying to hunt down his parents killer. jason wouldn’t fit the more gritty version of batman until after his death. dicks like that since day one he can just also crack jokes

don’t even get me started on the fact that if it wasn’t because of bruce seeing himself in a boy who just watched his parents die he wouldn’t even be adopting these children in the first place

dick grayson is the blueprint i’d kill someone if they skipped over him

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Hey now, the last thing she did for WWX is whip him and then gave him the responsibility to take care of her son

okay anyway time for wangxian fake dating au.. tw for canon typical child abuse

wei ying: haha madame yu doesn't like me and sometimes she hits me but it's okayy I owe the Jiangs a lot :)

Lan Zhan:

Initially it starts as Lan wangji going to family gatherings with wei ying as friends, because Madame Yu wouldn't want to make the Jiang clan look bad by blowing up and cursing in front of a guest from the Lan clan, much less the twin jade of gusu. It works for a while before lan zhan is having dinner with the jiangs and madame yu is making everyone uncomfortable by berating wei wuxian

Lan Zhan interrupting her: actually I do not appreciate you speaking about my fiancee that way

Everyone (including wei ying): WHAT????

for his entire life lan wangji has been going "i don't want to be a prominent figure in the cultivation community, i just want to do good things" and now all of a sudden he's going "did i mention i'm one of the twin jades of gusu and my uncle is the lan sect leader. btw. if you were wondering."

It would be so funny. Madame Yu's hatred and anger immediately jumping to Lan Wangji instead. they would have the CRAZIESTTT beef

madame yu: wei wuxian you-

lan zhan: oh what are you about to say to HANGUANG JUN'S FIANCEE? What are you going to say to MY FUTURE HUSBAND aka the guy who will hold massive power in the lan sect once we're wedded?? just a reminder you can bully your adopted son but insulting a member of the MAIN LAN FAMILY... :))))))

Madame Yu:

wei ying started this whole thing so he could have dinner in peace but the way things were before is NOTHING on the the passive aggressive threats lan wangji and madame yu are hurling at each other

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Another one of those love story/detective story things

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Frog ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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Dc thing i noticed

Fact 1. Ok, so, Santa is canon in DC right? We know it. YJ killed him etc whatever.

Fact 2. Now there's this scene in JLU. Pa kent mentions he and martha wrapped the gifts in lead, Superman says "you mean santa wrapped them 😠"

Fact 3. Santa is dedicated enough that he visits Apokolips every year to give coal to Darkseid.

Therefore, either

Superman has never been on the nice list. Santa either has a really strict list or Clark was a naughty child

Or, Santa is xenophobic.

Does anyone know anything that clarifies this???

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Update on the archive situation

Archive keeps logging me out? Is it a me problem or is anyone else going through this as well???

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Archive keeps logging me out? Is it a me problem or is anyone else going through this as well???

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Hal, interrupting Barry mid-sentence: Hold up. You were in Gotham? Batman’s Gotham? ‘No-Meta-in-Gotham’ Gotham?

Barry: Yeah? Bats needed my forensic expertise. It was so cool. We traced-

Hal: Not fair. I want to go to Gotham

Barry: Ask Batman

—

Green Lantern, thinking about how he’s going to kill The Flash: You want me to go in there *gestures to open manhole* In the sewer. To fight an alligator.

Batman: Killer Croc is a man

Green Lantern: That looks like a crocodile and eats people.

Batman: Yes.

Green Lantern: What about him? Make him do it *gestures to Red Robin*

Red Robin: Can’t

Batman: He can’t.

Green Lantern: Why not?

Red Robin: Don’t have a spleen

Batman: He doesn’t have a spleen.

Green Lantern:

Red Robin, over coms: Did you guys hear that? Green Lantern just told me he wants me to fucking die

Coms: *explodes as everybody speaks at once*

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Oh! It means who in hindi too!

Just found out in the Romani language Kon means who but in Kryptonian it is a slur for clones that translates to abomination

So just imagine this

Tim: This is my teammate Superboy or Kon-El

Kon: Wassup

Dick: So his name translates to who…?

Tim: No. His name is a Kryptonian slur for clones that translates to “abomination”

Dick: OH MY GOD THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE

Kon: Yep…

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Is it just me or is ao3 on the fritz?

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Why don't we have more civilian!Tim with superboy.

Like, secret identity shenanigans. I love thoseeeeee.

Would be super cool like Tim Drake-Wayne being a damsel in distress in Metropolis bc Lex is being a bitch bc he hates Wayne Enterprises or something and then Superboy cames to save the day bc he's a hero and also bc he's hating on Lex that week. And then they fall in love once Kon starts ranting on Lex with Tim.

Or this fic I read where Tim's not being Robin bc Jack Drake so Kon comes to his house as Conner Kent.

I love it yk and I need more!!!!

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their reactions are based on the emotional turmoil I went through seeing Bruce in the Nightwing suit for the first time

he looks so exposed....

(based on Nightwing #116 - panels under the cut)

nevermind the fact that bruce stripped butt naked in front of babs and probably at least 2 apartment buildings

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So a few days ago, i was using a .... Well it's a gamsa but the western equivalent would be like a face towel. And as I was doing it i had the realization that it smelled like my dad.

The day after that I was wondering if my current blorbo ever got that feeling.

And then I realized that dude has been 17 for decades it had to have happened at some point.

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Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

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I'm sorry but this is what I immediately thought

[Late post] Day 6

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." – Edmund Burke

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