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This is when the pussy eats YOU
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
“how could you do that! that’s animal abuse”
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
“cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat”
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Keith & Shiro (Voltron), Keith & Pidge | Katie Holt, Keith & Voltron Paladins, Allura/Romelle (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Zarkon (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron), Romelle (Voltron) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - Detroit: Become Human Fusion, Android Keith, Mission Fic, Deviants (Detroit: Become Human), You don't have to know about Detroit: Become Human to read this Summary:
Keith is an android assigned to observe human high school life and track down deviants that are roaming within. When he meets a specific group of peculiar humans, he might just change his mind.
#klance#fanfic#ao3fic#klance fanfic#laith#android Keith#dbh fusion#voltron x DBH#keith kogane#keith (voltron)
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Hello, everyone! You know what we love? MikaYuu! And what better way to celebrate a great ship than a week in its honor?
You can produce any content you like as long as it involves MikaYuu in some form. Art, fanfiction, headcanons, fanvids, edits—whatever you want! The sky’s the limit. (And just so we’re all crystal, any ship dynamic is A-OK! MikaYuu, YuuMika, YuuMikaYuu, platonic, queerplatonic, we love it all and all is welcome!) Nsfw content is also allowed, but we’ll be tagging it as such so you can blacklist it if you don’t want to see it.
The event will take place over seven days: from Monday, December 3rd to Sunday, December 9th. There are multiple prompts for each day; you can create something based on that day’s quote, one of the prompts, combine or mix and match them, or even do more than one per day! It’s completely up to you.
Day 1: “Reminiscing the past. The only man I’m living for.” Teddy bears/Nostalgia
Day 2: “Who cares about being normal?” Reverse AU/Vampire Yuu
Day 3: “Leave everyone behind and run away with me!” Runaways/Canon divergence
Day 4: “The demon in your heart.” Demon/Seraph
Day 5: “‘Who am I?’ Good question.” Fantasy/Creature AU
Day 6: “I guess I was too busy looking at you.” Power couple/Happy ending
Day 7: “I swear I will definitely save you.” Free day + *prompt generator! *The generator will be posted at a later date.
There is no sign-up form for this event. You can do as few or as many days as you want; the purpose is to have a blast and share in our mutual love of MikaYuu together!
Please include #mikayuuweek and/or #mikayuuweek2018 within the first five tags so we can find and reblog your posts. We hope to see you there!
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Everyday Life
People ask me "How are you so skinny? What do you do to keep in shape?"
Well, I like to read intense climax fanfiction.
Now what kind of climax? I'll leave that up to you.
#fanfics#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#fangirls#lol#lolz#memes#meme? idk#lmao#lmaooo#lmao bye#lmaaooo#what is wrong with me#what is happening#what is this#lazy#funny memes#smut#intense plot#hah got em#eyyyy#eyyyyyy#eyyo#haha#hahaha#haha yes#hahaa#idk why#this is why i have no friends
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Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Nico di Angelo/Will Solace, Hazel Levesque/Frank Zhang, Thalia Grace/Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano, Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson, Jason Grace/Piper McLean, Calypso/Leo Valdez, Will Solace/Drew Tanaka Characters: Nico di Angelo, Will Solace, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Thalia Grace, Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano, Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Piper McLean, Calypso (Percy Jackson), Leo Valdez, Drew Tanaka, Octavian (Percy Jackson), Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Bryce Lawrence Additional Tags: Background Relationships, Minor Hazel Levesque/Frank Zhang, Nico di Angelo & Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano Friendship, Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates, Nico's tired of people pining but he's pining too, Oblivious Nico di Angelo, Nico knows big words, Swearing, Pansexual Will Solace, Gay Nico di Angelo, Mutual Pining, Hugs Summary:
Soulmates. When you draw on your own skin, it transfers to your soulmate’s skin.
Soulmates. Something Nico never believed in, not when he was way more than head over heels in love with Will. His heart wouldn't stop racing.
Until his heart had stopped once he saw his art on Will.
#solangelo#pjo#hoo#nico#nico di angelo#will solace#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#heros of olympu#heros of olympus#soulmate#soulmate au#soulmates#nico x will#nico di angelo x will solace#will x nico#will solace x nico di angelo#will#fanfic#fanfiction#solangelo fanfiction#solangelo fanfic#Nico x will fanfic#will x nico fanfic#ao3fic#ao3#nico di angelo x will solace fanfic#will solace x nico di angelo fanfic#will solace x nico di Angelo fanfiction#nico di angelo/will solace
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The Internet
I read about a duckling on a human's head and thought it was so adorable so I searched "Duckling on human head" and this is one of the first things I saw on images.
#memes#meme? idk#meme#dank memes#funny memes#memesdaily#wtf#like wtf#wtf is this#wtf tumblr#ducks#cute ducks#baby ducks#duckling#ducklings#human#human atm#why#idk why#funny images#funny pics#funny#funnymemes
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Nico di Angelo/Will Solace, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Nico di Angelo & The Seven, Nico di Angelo & Hades, Nico di Angelo & Persephone, Nico di Angelo & Hazel Levesque Characters: Nico di Angelo, Hades (Percy Jackson), Persephone (Percy Jackson), Charon (Percy Jackson), Chiron (Percy Jackson), Hazel Levesque, Alecto (Percy Jackson), Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Frank Zhang, The Seven (Percy Jackson), Jason Grace, Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano, Will Solace Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Happy Nico, Young Nico di Angelo, Dead Bianca di Angelo, BAMF Nico di Angelo, Swearing, Mythomagic (Percy Jackson), Fate, Red String of Fate, What-If, Nico-centric, Hades Tries, Mom Persephone, Red String of Fate but with more to it, Nico has a bit more powers, The Prophecy of the Seven is now The Prophecy of the Eight, Hinted Hades/Persephone/Maria di Angelo, Persephone loved Maria too, Persephone wants to protect Nico, Charon is so tired, someone help him Summary:
What if Alecto only took Bianca out of the Lotus?
Looking for his sister, Nico leaves the Lotus on his own accords to find his sister. Changing fate, changing the prophecy as his string falls out of Fate’s hands.
#nico di angelo#nico-centric#bamf nico di angelo#solangelo#what-if#nico#percy jackson#pjo#heros of olympus#red string of fate#canon divergence#everyone loves nico#nicoxwill#hoo#will solace#nico di angelo x will solace#percy jackon and the olympians#nico di angelo/will solace#will solace x nico di angelo#will solace/nico di angelo#young nico di angelo#young nico#kid nico#cute nico#cute nico di angelo
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Online Fanfictions
Anytime I read stories online that involve smut, the main characters sometimes have the same name as my classmates. Which is also very uncomfortable or ironic for me.
Dominic, in the distance: I don't really like being touched.
Me, whispering: That's not what you said in chapter 10.
#school#fanfics#wattpad#archive of our own#irl#lol#heh#school stories#ranaalyn#stories#fanfiction#wattpad stories#incorrect quotes#meme#memes#meme? idk
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Ship Names
Friend: What's the ship name for Iron Man and Doctor Strange?
Me: Uh.
Me: StrangeMan? DoctorMan? IronDoctor?Mange? Diron?
Friend: *looks it up*
Friend: It's IronStrange.
Me: O h .
#ironstrange#doctor strange x tony stark#tony stark x stephen strange#ship names#stephen strange x tony stark#iron man x doctor strange#tony stark x doctor strange#iron man x stephen strange#stephen strange x iron man#tony stark#doctor strange#stephen strange#iron man
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Peter & Shuri
Peter: *sad about people calling him a menace*
Shuri: What did I tell you would help remove those mean comments?
Peter, lifting his arms: D-dab a-all th-the h-haters a-away
#shuri and peter#peter parker#shuri#marvel#infinity war#meme? idk#me coping about infinity war#shuri later threatens all the people saying spidey is a menace#:)#me coping after infinity war
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