rainbowramsalt

[rainbowramsalt]

Fuck Wilbur Soot. I support Shelby. If you don't gtfo my page.

[rainbowramsalt]

hi poke

[rainbowramsalt]

Projecting

[rainbowramsalt]

Now gang, lets do a test of whats more likely

qPhilza has randomly and intentionally decided that he hates his close mates kid and wants to torment her on purpose

or qPhilza is treating Sunny how he would anyone in this situation, cause he doesn't know much about her and the impression he has of her (She's confident, friendly, outgoing, knows what she loves) is leading him to makin the wrong calls, and no one has told him otherwise yet.

[rainbowramsalt]

headcanon that every time qPhil does the Bolas thing back on the main island it's a PTSD response but he plays it off as a bit.

[rainbowramsalt]

Phil: [Forever] is OBSESSED with his ex, and I am the replacement. He wants me to try and become him. He's got the least amount of rizz I have ever witnessed! [...] So I just left. I just– I got up and left, you know? I was like, "I don't have to take this sht." Fit: Good for you! Phil: I'm an independent cis male. [Cracks up]

Phil and Fit (mostly Phil) roast Forever.

[Full Transcript ↓ ]

Fit: Forever!

Forever: [Punches Phil as he runs past him]

Phil: Whoa! Jesus Christ.

Forever: Hey, Fit! Nice to see you again.

Fit: Hello, hello!

Forever: Hello. [Forever runs off.]

Phil: Dude just punched me and fcking left!

Fit: He just gave you a little love tap, I guess.

Phil: No, do you wanna know the– you want to know the drama, do you wanna know some tea?

Fit: OHHHH, sir, sir! Please, enlighten me!

Phil: SO – Forever tells me to come join him in a VC. I politely accept, ok? I'm like, "Alright, let's see what he has to say." He says he has some– you know, a proposition. He then pulls up a video on his phone and is like, "Hey, do you wanna watch what my ex used to sound like? Do you wanna look at like, videos of me and my ex hanging out? Do you wanna watch this video with me? Hey, Phil, do you want to start saying some of the things that my ex says?"

Fit: [Laughs]

Phil: "Do you wanna start acting like my ex? Wait–" [Phil leans into the mic] "–can we dress you up a little bit more to look like my ex?"

Fit: Oh no...

Phil: "Can you put in some contact lenses to have the same color eyes as my ex?" Motherfcker is OBSESSED with his ex, and I am the replacement. He wants me to try and become him. Motherfcker– he thought I was American as well! He thought I was American! I was like, "Motherfcker, you don't know me for sht!" He's got the least amount of rizz I have ever witnessed! [Laughs]

Fit: Yeah, I mean, I understand your pain. The greatest insult you can give someone is thinking that they're American. That's pretty much the biggest insult, so– I would be livid, Phil, I don't blame you for feeling that way.

Phil: Dude, so I just left. I just– I got up and left, you know? I was like, "I don't have to take this sht."

Fit: Good for you!

Phil: I'm an independent cis male. [Cracks up]

[rainbowramsalt]

Sunny (about Philza): 'I wanna be like him when I'm older'

Tubbo: "I'm gonna pretend like that didn't hurt my feelings, but I understand."

[rainbowramsalt]

TEAM BOLAS NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🟥🟥☝️☝️ (thanks for everyone who gave ideas on this post and everyone on the purgatory bus discord who also gave ideas! I am gonna make one of these for each team!)

(Red Blue Green)

[rainbowramsalt]

People keep saying the islanders can’t homoerotic themselves through purgatory meanwhile Tina accidentally found the best food source because she wanted to make a gift for Bagi. Hate to tell you that the men just aren’t trying hard enough.

[rainbowramsalt]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[rainbowramsalt]

Bugs when you lift up a rock.

[rainbowramsalt]

qPhil please please please stop brushing things off as in your head. Brother, I know it hurts, but it's very real, and you have to confront it, or else it's gonna keep happening.

[rainbowramsalt]

big lore last night but also this ^

[rainbowramsalt]

i think q!phil should be allowed to kill

[rainbowramsalt]

it's been several hours, and I'm still not over qPhil absolutely screaming at qWilbur. Like get his ass qPhil. How dare he assume you haven't done anything. qWilbur has been an absent dad, and he has the audacity to scream at you?????

[rainbowramsalt]

can we talk about Phil and Jaiden today and their interactions after Jaiden finally shows her wings because I’m going crazy.

Jaiden showing off her wings for the first time to Phil, and Phil both happy for her and also insanely jealous, because why did she get to keep her wings, while his got clipped so badly he needs his backpack to counterbalance the weight he lost - or at least the weight he looses having to keep them close to his back.

and the whole time they’re talking in a group, hanging around spawn, Jaiden is perched somewhere above the group. up in a tree, moving from branch to branch, or against the wall, or right on the top of that lamppost. Phil, on the other hand, stays sat on the bench the entire time. grounded.

and every time Jaiden hops from perch to perch, he looks specifically at her. zooms in whiles she’s sat on the lamppost even as he continues conversation. its such a small detail but really helps punch in just how much Philza can’t let it go, can’t stop wishing that he could do the same.

[rainbowramsalt]

WOKE QSMP

QUEERckity

badboyHOMO

etoiLESBIENNE

FAGGOTmc

foolish GAYmers

TRANStdm

tubbo :)

cellBISEXUAL

DYKEcicle

FAGi