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*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

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Based off the thanksgiving convo my sister and I had with my brother

Dick: hey I’m going on a walk you wanna come

Jason: sure I’ll go grab Tim, does Damian want to go on a walk with us

Dick: I’ll ask

Dick: Damian you should come on a walk with us

Damian: why would I want to do that

Dick: you do I promise, come on

Damian: no why- oh. Yeah sure I’ll come

Bruce: *confused*

Alfred: *knowing full well they are going to go smoke pot, Bruce did this several times growing up. He wishes he was more surprised Bruce hasn’t caught on*

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*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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why did he say this

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Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

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ILONA MAHER as LUISA MADRIGAL

Dancing With The Stars (33x06)

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Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately. Dick, confused: Huh? Why? Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point? Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him... Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going? Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen? Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays. Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks. Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad! Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Koran

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Dick: so how did you managed to get Jason to date you?

You: *sarcastically* I psss psss’d hard enough at him and just so happen to get chosen.

Dick: …

You: i gave him basic human decency, understanding and respect. Ironically it works.

Jason: *laying down on your lap* and it definitely worked better than intended. I ain’t leave you sweetheart. You’re stuck with me until we’re both dead in join coffins six feet underground.

Dick: that’s a bit dramatic don’t you think?

You: *glaring at him* bitchless behaviour much Grayson?

Dick: …I retract my statement. It’s sweet, wholesome even.

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health reporting loves to go "this one weird trick improved all of my stress and health markers!" and the weird trick is like, go kayaking for three months or spend a month at pressure and... yeah. that will help. that's called "taking a sabbatical" and it is very good for you to have a period of rest and play and a change in your environment. I don't think it's about the kayak though

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(Arthur and Merlin walking side by side through the halls of Camelot.)

Arthur: You’re acting weird.

Merlin: I’m not acting weird.

Arthur: You’re smiling at me. Like, softly. It’s unsettling.

Merlin: Maybe I’m just happy to see you.

Arthur (narrowing his eyes): …What did you do?

Merlin: Nothing! Can’t a man look at his—king—without suspicion?

Arthur: Not when that man is you.

Merlin (grinning): Fine. No reason. I just like looking at you.

Arthur (blinking, caught off guard): Oh.

(Long pause. Arthur clears his throat, looking straight ahead.)

Arthur: …Well. Carry on, then.

Merlin (smug): Oh, I will.

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Because of the unpredictable nature of chatbots, there's always a risk of their posts getting nuked from reddit so I needed to take a screenshot to make sure that my favourite AI generated post of all time will always be safe

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i feel like rock trolls have the strongest hair gel in the world and they play hair darts

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Skyrim's graphics haven't aged one bit. Still beautiful in 2024.