This blog is a mess of stuff I like and is rarely curated beyond that parameter. I write fanfiction that can be found here: KeeperoftheCottage on Ao3
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Kiseki: Dear To Me + text posts
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The reviews for Heart Burger must be spectacular:
"Free show with every meal. Service is so-so."
"slowest service on the planet. I think they make everything from scratch. Doesn't matter, you're not here to eat. Every day during the lunch rush this twink in a crop top appears like a comet foretelling a great doom. I'd assume it was a kink thing but I think he and his boyfriend (works in the kitchen) genuinely hate each other. Riveting."
"The carbonara is okay. The burger are pretty good. Whatever the owner has going on with his boyfriend is great tho."
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CHEERCEMBER 2024
🎁: lanky shirtless first + pink ↳ requested by @ropebunnykant for @bellamygate
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I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***
* two quarters and two dimes
** Interstate 64
*** Richmond, Virginia
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tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature
this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance
it was the most magical day of my life
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Are you getting that annoying "Buy Art from Me" spam on your AO3? Here is what to do
First - if you are a real non-spam person asking folks to commission art by commenting on their fics on AO3.. please do not do that. That is a violation of the TOS.
Second - We are working on filtering it out, and you can help! Below the cut is info on identifying the spam comments, and then how to report them in the most effective way!
So we can stop this flood of spam.
<3 Mod Remi
(Details from PAC are below the Read More)
How to identify it - 1. Comments are left by registered accounts 2. Usually, the comments are on works that have just been posted or updated 3. The comment may provide very specific compliments about the work, and if challenged, the commenter will firmly deny being a bot or scammer 4. The key identifier is that in the comment itself, or in a follow-up to any reply to the comment, the spammer will always do at least one of these two things: - Offer to create art for the work, or say that they are an artist interested in working with you - Ask if they can speak with you on another platform (they may provide their own contact details for other platforms, such as Discord, Artstation, or Instagram)
THE BEST WAY TO REPORT IT 1. Select the 'Thread' button on the comment so that you're viewing the comment's direct page 2. Scroll to the bottom and select the "Policy Questions & Abuse Reports" link 3. In the "Brief summary" field, put "spam comment" 4. In the "Description" field, put "This is a spambot" and then "The account name is [whatever account name]" – this will ensure it gets sorted correctly - Please only include 1 account in your report – if you see another, then please file a new report - Please don't re-report accounts you've already reported
What AO3 is doing about this - 1. We're implementing several measures to try and stop these spammers from making new accounts, but unfortunately, some are going to slip through our fingers 2. Fortunately, it is very easy for us to get rid of this type of spam and prevent the account from posting more – so long as it is reported to us in the correct fashion. If our auto-sorter detects the keywords in your report that will file it into our "suspected spam" folder, then it's easy for our volunteers to quickly check and handle it
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god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass
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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw
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I have read your poems with my door locked late at night and I have read them on the seashore where I could look all round me and see no more sign of human life than the ships out at sea: and here I often found myself waking up from a reverie with the book open before me. Love all poetry, and high generous thoughts make the tears rush to my eyes, but sometimes a word or a phrase of yours takes me away from the world around me and places me in an ideal land surrounded by realities more than any poem I ever read.
Bram Stoker, from a letter to Walt Whitman written c. February 1872
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Every DanYok Scene (9 ¦ ??)
Y: "I'm here to report a crime, officer." D: "Hey, you. What are you doing here?" Y: "I'm a citizen. Can't I be in a police station?" D: "Go home. You might get spotted." Y: "Officer, you're a cop. You can't shoo citizens away from the station." D: "How did you find me?" Y: "I'm smart. Why are you in a small station like this? Your score wasn't good enough to choose your workplace first?" D: "You know too much. " Y: "I was joking there. Did you really get a bad score?" D: "Are you here to bug me?" Y: "No. I'm here to ask you out for dinner. Wanna come? When are you off-duty?"
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@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery
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LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig
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How can you be so honest about everything? How can I ignore you now? TO MY STAR 2: OUR UNTOLD STORIES (2022) dir. Hwang Da Seul
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