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Booktok is a community of people who previously had no interest in self-actualisation until they could turn it into clout

Booktok should die and I’m serious

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my generation just drugged ourselves into paranoid schizophrenia, gen alpha is out here gaslighting themselves into dissociative disorders

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

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Absolutely enormous fan of everyone who took Latin at secondary school being a trans girl now and yes I am 100% included in that group

Ecce Romani 4lyfe, we called Davus the slave "Big Dave"

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Like as if this couldn't be any better the dude dressed randomly as Tony Clifton at the end just SENT ME

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Elijah Wood was bringing Dadaism back when Gen Z were barely out of nappies, he's an absolute madman and I love him for it

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All of these are actual Doctor Who episodes i s2g

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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I am being psychically sustained by the hand-wringing and panic this is causing like it isn't objectively fucking hilarious

Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.

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Steam is like "we have all your favourite childhood games for you to buy (again) :)"

Are they playable?

"no :)"

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And the best thing is it's going to make some of those people realise you're right when they don't stop thinking it afterwards

at least big losses like this give you a period where you can say "america is evil" out loud without some weepy self absorbed person immediately going "butbutbut" until the shock wears off and they've mentally recalibrated to defend the status quo again

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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I've had flak from all sides for being all "well the US might have just elected a fascist government but at least one of the tools of oppression looks like me, yippity fuckin doo-dah" about this news and I will accept apologies in the form of money any time soon

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I've been writing fanfiction for 20 years and the lack of intelligence and reading comprehension amongst fanfiction fans has been a constant source of astonishment to me

ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

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like that quick Silmarillion hard sci-fi remake I started writing with the idea I'd be done by the end of that year

eleven years ago

I think my favorite genre of fanfiction is when the author says something like "this was meant to be 3 chapters but it's actually going to be 5" in the notes at the end of a chapter and you can look up at the chapter count and it's like 15 or something

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Nana Visitor: evidently, Odo fell in love with her [Kira] but thought it best not to mention it, not to change the relationship. so it went on for a long time that way where he had feelings for her and she had no idea. which was really difficult for me to play, 'cause i thought, "c'mon, don't you know? i mean you've got to be able to tell when someone's looking at you moony-eyed." but then i found out that Siddig actually had felt that way about me before i was aware of it so that made me take it all back

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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this