when life gives you lemons, sit back and watch everyone else squirt the juice in their eyes.he/they
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even my bed sheets care about this now? this is getting out of hand.
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okay hear me out... trans okumura eiji...
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spoilers for banana fish ending — sort of? references TO a spoiler.
there’s this song by badflower (my favourite band hehe) that really reminds me of ash and eiji. it’s called « promise me » and i highlighted the parts i think they would sing to each other. there is one part that doesn’t fit with their relationship in my opinion, and that’s just the part in the second chorus (i’ll highlight it in white). i just don’t think ash would be interested in a sexual relationship with anyone — i headcannon him as ace.
ALSO OOPSIES- the part that’s in yellow at the end, the last chorus, is all supposed to be eiji
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istfg if i ever have to read a perfect day for bananafish for school, i will sob in the middle of class.
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you may ask... now aslan, are you a procrastinator? usually, i would say no, i wouldn’t call myself one. but then i get to thinking... what should i be doing right now? rewatching that quantum entanglement lecture and taking more notes. what AM i doing? i’m on pinterest looking at pictures of gray fullbuster because i’m g a y for him🥰
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i have had a revolutionary thought... levi ackerman listens to the beatles. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.
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you know what else is a cult? the oikawa simps and stans. i know. i’m one of them.
that’s literally all i have to say.
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AOT IN A NUTSHELL :)
Eren: i will fucking END them. i will slaughter those bastards. I WILL END YOU! my fucking hand hurts
Levi: eat your heart out mr clean, you little shit head fucker. it’ll be a bitch to go to the toilet when i’m done with you.
Eren again: fuck jean. fuck. him. fuck that horse face all to hell.
Jean: fuck that little shit more. im angry. i have responsibilities i can’t hold myself accountable for.
Marco: i really don’t understand the dynamic between eren and jean, but i’m cute and i have freckles. everyone loves me.
Mikasa: EREN?! EREN ARE YOU OKAY?! EREN!!!! MY LIFE! EREN IS MY LIFE!
Eren again: i’m a dysphoric kid 😈
Levi again: i look cool
Connie: i’m an idiot
Levi again: i’m actually a gentle man
Hange: am i a doctor? probably not. do i want to be a doctor? well... i run experiments. levi hates them. everyone hates them.
Sasha: i don’t understand why everyone’s calling me potato girl. that was ONE TIME! ONE!
Erwin: hehe. levi’s so cute when he’s mad. eehheheeh. oh shit- wait- i’m supposed to be killing the titans right now- and oop- just lost a limb-
Armin: i didn’t ask for any of this shit. i just wanted to see the ocean, i didn’t know what i was getting myself into- good lord...
(there were some references to a video with the japanese voice actors in here. u should watch it! « [subbed] Attack on titan voice actors react to AOT [SNK Radio] (Eren,Levi,Mikasa,Connie) »
#aot incorrect quotes#snk incorrect quotes#attack on titan#shigenki no kyojin#aot levi#aot eren#aot mikasa#aot jean#aot marco#aot connie#aot sasha#aot hange#aot armin#aot erwin
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the attack on titan fandom is like a cult or something
that’s it. that’s the post.
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...do I see a ✨confession✨ blossoming?🦉👀
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Haikyu!! in a nutshell - P1
Hinata: boing boing I had five cups of coffee :D
Kageyama: fluffy. So. Fluffy. Why’s. He. So. Cute. Oh shit the rally started?! Damn. But that tangerine. NO HE’S ANNOYING FOR SURE IM NOT GAY!
Daichi: I don’t understand why everyone thinks I’m dead? I’m right here. I’m alive.
Suga: HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE I HAD CAFFEINE AND NOW IM CHAOTIC *sees Hinata do something dangerous and he gets hurt* OMG HINATA ARE YOU OKAY? IS MY BABY OKAY?!
Tanaka: I just want a girlfriend-
Noya: I can eat an ice loly in two bites ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Asahi: I didn’t ask for this whole reputation as Jesus. I really didn’t.
Ennoshita: I just want people to notice me. Like guys, I’m here. I exist.
Kinnoshita: ok so I know nobody pays attention to me, but um- I’m secretly gay for Narita.
Narita: that’s what she said :3 no really Kinnoshita is my husband^^
Bokuto: AGGGAAAAAAASHIIII DID YOU SEE THAT?! TELL ME YOU SAW THAT!!!
Akaashi: yes, Bokuto-San. It was really great.
Kuroo: There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere-
Oikawa: tell em winning is my motherfucking protocol :P
Tendou: I’m not a goddamn monster. But... I mean I am sort of the spawn of Satan. SMASH IT SMASH IT INTO PIECES TwT
#incorrect quotes#haikyuu!!#haikyuu incorrect quotes#anime#tendou satori#oikawa tooru#haikyuu koutarou#akaashi keiji#haikyuu narita#haikyuu kinoshita#asahi azumane#ennoshita chikara#sugawara koushi#haikyuu daichi#hinata shouyou#haikyuu kagehina#tanaka ryuunosuke#nishinoya yuu
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Shiro: do or do not, there is no try.
Rin: boomer, ok.
Shiro: listen here you little shit-
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Can I just make it clear that Levi could shoot me and I would literally thank him
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SPOILER FOR SEAOSN ONE AOT!
Eren: *can’t turn into a titan* NOOOOO. GOD! NO! GOD, PLEASE, NO NO NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eren: *turns into a titan finally* oh, yippy!
#incorrect quotes#aot incorrect quotes#attack on titan#aot#snk#aot eren#snk eren#eren yaegar#eren jaeger
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Eren: I’m frozen by the fear in me...
Eren: somebody make me feeeel alive and shatter me!
Eren: so cut me from the light...
Eren: dizzy spinning endlesslyyyyy... somebody make me feel alive and SHATTER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! BoooooooHhhh, BOMMMM, BASS DROP-
Levi: YEAGER. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AND. CLEAN. THE. GODDAMN. FLOOR.
#incorrect quotes#aot incorrect quotes#snk incorrect quotes#snk#aot#attack on titan#shigenki no kyojin#aot eren#snk eren#aot levi#snk levi#levi ackerman#eren yaegar#eren jaeger
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Levi: if I had a penny for every inch of my being-
Eren: you wouldn’t have many pennies.
Levi: see, I got you. It was a trick. Because the fact that you think I care gives me so much power. So much.
#aot#snk#attack on titan#shigenki no kyojin#aot levi#snk levi#levi ackerman#aot eren#snk eren#eren yaegar#eren jaeger
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