quincydavis

[quincydavis]

The environment isn’t going to totes shut down just because of one load of dishes, Sydney! Everybody makes mistakes and you need to treat yourself the way you’d treat your friend who accidentally ran the dishwasher twice. If you feel the need to do something to try and, like, counteract it though, maybe we should do some, like, volunteer work together! It’s always good to do good things for the soul, right?

You’d think that accidentally running a dishwasher full of clean dishes would only happen to people who don’t communicate with their roommates, but nope. Turns out my brain doesn’t communicate with itself and I forgot that I already washed everything yesterday. Think the environment will forgive me for wasting all that water? Should I write an apology directly to all the mermaids of the kingdom? Somebody help, I feel way too bad about something way too minor right now and I don’t know how to make the guilt stop.

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TEXT 💬 QUINTLEY

Bentley: Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late

Quincy: Thank gawd! I didn't mean to miss all of those calls, I was just on a date last night so I didn't check my phone, but once I saw that I missed them, I thought something totes awful had happened to you like you were dying and I let you down! And no matter how I'm feeling about you personally, letting somebody die is NOT good for the conscious. Whatever the case, I'm like, glad you're safe but maybe don't try to harass the pizza guy next time? Customer service people have to work sups hard.

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who would you actually take on as a patient in your practice?

My specialty in Psychology is Family and Couples Counseling, so like, obvi if someone had problems in those fields, they’d be put higher on a prospective client list, but I’d also love to help out with general therapy needs as well. In specific, like, I wouldn’t take on any immediate relatives of mine or exes or close friends, because that’s sups a conflict of interest, but otherwise? Once my practice is open, I’m excited to take on as many peeps as possible!

honesty hour!

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Text || Open

Clarissa: I really never thought starting a job could be so exciting! Is this how starting your career is supposed to feel?

Quincy: Um, duh, of COURSE it's supposed to be exciting! Congrats, babe, that means you totes found your dream job. Tell me everything about how it's been so far!

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text 💬 quiverly

Haverly: You did sound a bit shrink-ish there so I might not have like thoroughly read all that lol, but it's fine, you work it 😉 but to answer the question no? Not really? Not that I know of anyway? Things are pretty good, actually. I just don't usually put keys in the fridge so like, you know. Just had to be sure.

Quincy: Aww, thanks! And I was mostly just saying that no one thing means you're broken, you know? Humans are more complex than that! And if in general you think you're doing good, then putting keys in the fridge was probs just a fluke and you're totes good! What else has been new in your life, babe?

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text 💬 quidney

Sydney: Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

Sydney: Oh, gosh, that sounded so rude, I'm sorry! I mean like... an idea that just HIT you and you knew it was the right idea and you just felt it in your bones. Like an extra incredible idea, not just a good one. I guess I should have described it like that to begin with.

Quincy: Oh my gosh, Syd! I was about to cry! 😂

Quincy: I totes get what you mean though, and yes, sometimes! The first and best example I have is when I, like, knew for SURE what I wanted to do with my life. But also, like, too much unearned confidence makes most if not all incredible ideas are that amazing. Remember when I dressed up as a bride for Halloween? 🤦‍♀️ At the time, I thought that was a totes brills idea all the way down to my bones, and looking back it's such cringe, ugh.

Quincy: Why? What's going on in your sups smart head?

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text 💬 quirtle

Turtle: I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese.

Turtle: It turns out it's dense enough to serve as a good covering, when someone steals your pants.

Quincy: Um, okay, but I reserve the right to help you clean up as soon as you get here, because although mac and cheese is totes delish, it's sticky and nasty and the idea of you sitting or laying down anywhere with that is sups ew.

Quincy: How did someone even manage to steal your pants?

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text 💬 quiverly

Haverly: Um... both? Doesn't stuff usually point to being horribly broken? Do weird nonsensical things happening NOT mean I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown?

Quincy: Weird nonsensical things can just be weird and nonsensical sometimes; they don't totes have to mean something awful. Not to sound too shrink-ish but I do want to emphasize that, like, a mental breakdown wouldn't mean you're "horribly broken". It would just mean that there's only a certain amount that a human brain can take and, like, sometimes, we get overloaded. Have you been feeling overloaded lately?

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text 💬 quimmer

Summer: Everyone thinks I'm so responsible and stuffy all the time. What if I want my tombstone to read “making poor life decisions since 1993" huh?

Quincy: Then you've got to start making bigger and worse life decisions, obvi lol.

Quincy: What does it matter what other people think? You and the people who matter to you know that you're more than your, like, public perception. Like, don't get me wrong, I totes get it more than you'd think. I give off a certain vibe that isn't the whole of me either but that just makes the people who see me the way I see me that much more special, you know? Or at least that's what I tell myself.

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text 💬 marcy

marley: I know I should! I've gotta get more rest. you've got a night routine, right? I feel like you would or at least would be able to recommend one?

Quincy: Yes, of course I do! I start winding down at least, like, a whole hour before I'm in bed. I highly recommend a bath if you can, but if you can't a consistent skin care regime really forces you to take some time to yourself.

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text 💬 quiverly

Haverly: I found my keys in the refrigerator. Why are my keys in the refrigerator? Is there some kind of deep meaning behind that? Am I about to realize how horribly broken I am?

Quincy: Are you asking me as a friend or as a therapist? Because as a friend, I say you're probs fine! As a therapist though, why do you think that keys in the fridge could point to you being "horribly broken", as you said?

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text 💬 quemmett

Emmett: I’d help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I’m still drunk.

Quincy: Ohemgee, how very college of you lmao. That's totes fine though! A drunk guy's opinion could be even better when it comes to this because I'm embarrassed to ask about it so knowing you're not all here helps!

Quincy: Are you sober enough for me to, like, vent a little?

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text 💬 davis sibs

Dawson: why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed??

Quincy: Eeeeeewwwwwwww.

Quincy: Because you need to clean up your room, it sounds like. Seriously, Dawson, you can't be living in filth. Not to sound like our parents, but, like, a nice cleaning never killed anybody. Make it a game if you have to!

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text 💬 marcy

marley: not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension. these children seriously wear me out!

Quincy: Remember to take some time for yourself! Like, I know you're a super great leader to those kids, but it's like they say, you can't water anybody else if your kettle is running on empty!

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TEXT 🍿 COINCY

Cody: I figured, occasionally I can’t help but find less than polite Quincy incredibly compelling so I’ll definitely keep that in mind for next time though. Maybe. It’s not that! In my experience the depravity is typically reserved for cast parties, not watch parties. Watch parties are more sing-a-long affairs. (I’d bet) That sounds interesting but definitely not going to happen. Besides, if it was going to be any song, Time Warp is fairly low on the list.

Quincy: 🙄 I like Less Than Polite Me when I have, like, a good reason to be less than polite, but you're basically my baby sister-in-law so you never seem like a good person to have on the other end of that, tbh. So you want alcohol just to, like, what, do karaoke as you watch a movie? Well, soz, but I don't even know that enough theater kid songs to come up with any options aside from Rocket Horror.

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TEXT 🍿 COINCY

Cody: I did consider pretending to invite you for a moment, just to see how you'd respond, but I'm not nearly that bored. Of course not, it's a musical watch party, not some trashy frat party! (No Offense, obviously.) Also I didn't know drunk-call-sing-bombing people was a thing, but I can assure you that if the curiosity does strike us, we won't be calling you.

Quincy: You would've seen me, like, struggle to politely reject the invitation as nicely as I could which tbh probs wouldn't have been too polite so that's a good call on your part. You say that like I have any idea what happens at musical watch parties! I hear theater kids do all sorts of depraved things out of character. (None taken! I loved my trashy frat parties.) I don't know if it's a thing either but my brain produced, like, a rude image of getting a phone call with people screaming the Time Warp at me and it made me want to legit cry.

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TEXT 🍿 COINCY

Cody: I scored an early link for In The Heights so I’m throwing a watch party. I’d love to invite you..but I’m sure that would be less than ideal for either of us. So instead I’m just wondering if you’d be willing to buy drinks for it? I’ll actually be the one paying for it, of course but we need your ID.

Quincy: Ohemgee, I can't lie, I was TOTES concerned just reading the first couple words of this text that I was going to be invited and I'm so relieved that that's not the direction it took that yeah, of course, I can help you guys out. Just don't let my brother get too drunk, mkay? And if you theater kids get rowdy and start drunk-call-sing-bombing people, I better not be one of them.