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"Enter Sandman" starts playing. Steve, in headspace, pipes up with: "Oh, awesome! I love AC/DC!" This comment sends Billy and Ozzy into a frenzy. "It's Metallica you heathen!"

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I don't get it, why am I dissociative? It's not like I have any childhood tr—

Crowley, Veros, and every other trauma holder in the system:

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TW: Kinda gross----------

Bio had me LIQUIFY CHICKEN LIVER yesterday. Not even with a blender or nothing, I had to do that shit by hand.

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I’m losing my mind at the implications that this show was so gay that two men kissing wasn’t going to add to it’s gayness 

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it was never about the cannibalism ok?! it's just repression.

will graham had the opportunity for a hot rich titled european husband who can cook and has houses and contacts in countries all over the world and the ability to provide him with whatever he wants and he gave it up for a wife and kid? man's priorities were way out of whack

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Our Hannibal alter gets upset every time he sees this post. "But they go with the color scheme perfectly" 💀 - Will

I’m sorry but what was going through Hannibal’s mind when he picked out THOSE curtains for his office….luv u but they are HORRENDOUS.. yeah they match the walls but sometimes there needs to be a bit of contrast. A deep maroon and fuckin cement grey???? Yeah my favorite combination, and in the pattern of a candy cane??!!! This is his real red flag, not even being a cannibal

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It's called having internalized homophobia and doing anything to convince yourself you're not queer. Willful ignorance is bliss. - Will (slightly blurry)

hannibal nbc is honestly so unrealistic because explain to me how will graham is apparently the single best fbi profiler around and yet. not once did he catch hannibal staring at his ass. hannibal brought him chicken soup in the hospital and drew explicit fanart of the two of them and recited shakespearean level love poems to his face for years. he literally decided that they were coparenting a child. and will still had the nerve to utter the words “is hannibal in love with me” three seasons deep?? like no disrespect to jack crawford but i would have fired his ass

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I keep accidentally making my boyfriends realize that they're systems. This is the second time in a row now. Ominous.

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Dear parents & caretakers of disabled kids: stop treating your kid like their disability is more of a burden on you than it is on them. It isn't, and never will be.

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Just had a harrowing experience in a McDonald's parking lot

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Yesterday I kept ACCIDENTALLY misgendering our dad ☠ 

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Accidentally called our dog the host’s name ☠

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adhd: i need a routine to function

autism: perfect! i love routines! i’ll make one for us now

autism: alright, it’s done! now all we have to do is follow it

adhd: …

autism: you’re..you’re going to follow the routine, right adhd?

adhd: 🧍

adhd: 🏃

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For us, it’s an inability. Sort of in the way that you can accidentally paralyze yourself by focusing too hard on the fact that you want to move. We just... can’t.

What is it like having nonverbal headmates in front who can't type?

Does anyone reading this have this experience? I'm really interested in how this works, exactly and what causes it?

Is it an actual inability to type, a fear of talking in any form, do words get jumbled up when they try or something else entirely?

I'm really interested in hearing the experiences of different systems with this.

Thanks! 😁

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I wasn’t paying attention in biology today (it was in a lull; we weren’t really doing anything at the time) when suddenly I look up and see that the professor has lit her desk on fire (on purpose).

High school bio and college bio may have the exact same material, but OH BOY are professors much more fun!!

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Introduction Post

I had to make a new account, was @roadki-ll

OSDDID System of mostly fictives, don’t like = don’t interact Collective Name: Will Collective Pronouns: He/it/xe

Forget jumping off cliffs, I want to throw myself in a volcano.

Main fronters/co-fronters you may see: Will, Crowley, Valentine, Ozzy, Billy, Steve, Hannibal, Roadkill

May post about: Art, music, school, memes, system things, mental health, and small rants