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Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.

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POV: it's 1997, you wake up at 3am to this commercial blasting from the TV

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They were selling Canadian Squirt Guns at my local Walmart.

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making shitposts, making shitposts is so fine

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Halloween Shopping, c.1943. Black and white original found here.

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I miss Skeleton War posts so much. They’d usually start popping up around this time. People would be celebrating, even cracking jokes or participating. What happened to our dear Skeleton War brethren? Have they found peace? Or are we doomed to have weak bones?

I propose:

Skeleton War 2024.

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It’s Beetlejuice! At least, a Beetlejuice homage in a Japanese RPG (one of the Persona games, I’m pretty sure?)

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via

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i can't stop making these comics. yes there will be more

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the secret is: don't force a kid into marriage

bonus:

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one lydia deetz is having trouble processing all this

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synchronized pranking....and trouble brewing

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what if—

oh! nevermind then

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self-sabotage (in glorious technicolor)

taking a break from making these so i can focus on my commissions 🫡 but i WILL finish this series of comics even if it kills me

btw if you enjoy these, please consider leaving a tip at my ko-fi page ko-fi.com/spikermonster 🫶 my meds are expensive and i'm too swamped with commissions to take on more right now

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i dont know whats so confusing really