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It is   ⊰ h e l p f u l ⊱   to know the PROPER WAY TO BEHAVE, so one can decide whether or NOT to be proper  ||  ELLA OF FRELL from gail carson levine’s ELLA ENCHANTED ———–  as written by CHAR since 2015 ! 

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  ———–   GUYS,      I  WANT  A  CASTLE  ;  i’m  takin’  his.        //           independent disney’s descendants  original villain character    —————————————————-   A  R  C  H  E  R    R  I  D  E  R   //   written  by  CHAR. 

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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

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It’s not munday, but I went out of my way to feel good about myself tonight, so I wanted to share. Note to self: Don’t sacrifice your happiness & energy for anyone. Your happiness does not depend on anyone else. see also, boys are dumb!! 

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Finchel Week 2017, Day 2: Missing scene  ↳  Based on this post

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TELL ME A TWILIGHT MUSE I SHOULD ADD !! 

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 * AND  YOU  MAKE  THEM  DANCE  !  .   dance  ,  dance  ,  dance  as   they   visit   the   world   you   created  .   as   you   show   them   the   parts   of   themselves   that   they   were   too   afraid   to   visit   !  //  independent   ,  headcanon   based   and   canon   -   divergent   josh   washington   of   supermassive   games   until   dawn   as  brought   to   life  by  logan   leigh   !

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what could the poor woman do, with five children in her arms, after the death of her husband, and with two families in france  attempting to encroach on the crown? was she not forced to play strange parts to deceive the one and other and yet, as she did, to protect her children, who reigned in succession by the wisdom of a woman so able? i wonder that she did not do worse!  

                                                     selective & history-based                                                              promo credit ( x )

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-💕(Finn)

HE  SEES  IT  HAPPENING  IN  SLOW  MOTION   –  or  at  least,              that’s  what  it  feels  like.               one  minute,               they’d  been  talking  about  blaine  &  some  guy  at  some  store  in  the  mall  that  had  turned  him  down  --  then  how  kurt  had  subsequently  been  devastated.              finn’s  been  trying  his  BEST  to  comfort  the  other  male,               but  he’s  never  been  very  GOOD  at  it  to  begin  with… 

but  when  he  see’s  kurt  move  in,               HE  FREEZES  UP.                what  was  he  SUPPOSED  to  do  ??                  kurt  was  hurting  –   finn  had  never  been  in  this  situation  before.                   [  he’d  never  met  a  gay  guy  before  kurt  came  around  !!  ]                  he’d  finally  gotten  over  his  prejudice  &  now  ??              �� at  the  moment  he’s  VERY  CONFUSED. 

KURTS  LIPS  ARE  WAY  SOFTER  THAN  HE’S  EXPECTING.                he  should  have  guessed,               considering  how  much  care  kurt  took  in  his  body.                 but  still  –  it’s  disorienting.                for  a  minute  he  flat  out  FORGETS  kurts  even  a  BOY.                 what’s  he  supposed  to  do  ??              kurt  was  hurting…                  that’s  what  was  important  here. 

so  he  tentatively  kisses  him  back  ;  at  least  going  through  the  motions  of  a  kiss  to  let  kurt  get  it  out  of  his  system.              kurt  knew  finn  wasn’t  gay  –  but  he  was  obviously  beyond  reason  at  the  moment.               finn  didn’t  want  to  make  it  any   W O R S E.               so  he  lets  the  kiss  happen  –  lets  his  lips  soften  so  it’s  not  completely  obvious  he’s  uncomfortable. 

&&  when  the  kiss  is  broken,          finn  knows  he  needs  comfort.             so,         he  simply  pulls  him  into  his  arms  &  holds  him  quietly,                arms  strong  around  him.                 ❛   it’s  okay,   ❜           he  mumbles.                ❛  everything’s  going  to  be  okay.  ❜

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❝why are you staring at me?❞ ( louis )

❛    AM  I  NOT  ALLOWED  TO  STARE  AT  BEAUTIFUL  THINGS  ?   ❜           he  questions  as  he  arches  a  brow  at  her,                 a  playful  smirk  toying  at  the  corner  of  his  mouth  despite  his  best  attempts  to  stay  neutral.    

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❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜ @angie

❛     NOT  REALLY  --  NO. . .      ❜              she  presses  soft  lips  together  &  gives  her  best  INNOCENT  SMILE.             ❛    i  figured  it  wouldn’t  even  phase  you  ------------------  to  be  FAIR,           not  much  DOES.   ❜             she  sighs  &  softens  her  gaze.                ❛   ‘m  sorry.             will  you  forgive  me  ?           ;             i’ll  share  the  last  of  my  pie  with  you  !    ❜

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❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ @david rice

LOST MEME SOMEWHERE IN THE DEPTHS 

❛     I’M  SORRY  –  does  it  LOOK  like  i’m  joking  ??     ❜             there’s  a  COCKY  GRIN  on  his  lips  as  he  rocks  on  his  feet,              dressed  head  to  toe  in  all  black  –  hood  resting  on  his  forehead  so  she  could  see  his  face.              ❛   i’m  out  of  cash.                i’m  just  SAYING  i  could  cut  you  in  if  you  came  with  me  to  the  bank.             ————–think  of  it  as  BONDING  TIME.   ❜                  so  maybe  inviting  a  superhero  to  help  him  ROB  A  BANK  wasn’t  the  BEST  idea  –  but  he  had  to  admit  the  whole  thrill  would  be  even  better  with  someone  else  there. 

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               ‘ was that supposed to be a pickup line ? ‘          a  moment  passes  before  she  responds  again.          ‘  is your real name wifi  ?         because i’m really feeling a connection. ‘  

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