pseudonymph001
pseudonymph001
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he/him/his“You’re a very strange looking tree, but a beautiful person’’ -Cecil Palmer
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pseudonymph001 · 18 hours ago
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likes to charge, reblogs to cast
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pseudonymph001 · 18 hours ago
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Actually I wasn't born in the wrong body I was just born in my body and then it was up to me to decide what I want to do with that
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pseudonymph001 · 2 days ago
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What adorable siblings. I really hope nothing bad happens to them 😔
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pseudonymph001 · 2 days ago
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transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means
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pseudonymph001 · 2 days ago
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i dont "Practice" anything. i Rawdog it. And if im not good first try i GIVE UP.
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pseudonymph001 · 2 days ago
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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pseudonymph001 · 2 days ago
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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pseudonymph001 · 2 days ago
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I don't trust people who hate annabeth chase
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pseudonymph001 · 2 days ago
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people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"
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pseudonymph001 · 3 days ago
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pseudonymph001 · 3 days ago
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pseudonymph001 · 4 days ago
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pseudonymph001 · 5 days ago
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they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!
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pseudonymph001 · 5 days ago
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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
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pseudonymph001 · 6 days ago
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okay im newish to baking and stuff but lately I've been struck with an urgency to make bread, but one of those loafs with like the crunchy outsidea nd the soft inside but I can't decipher those long recipe blog recipes and they all say something like “no kneading“ but that's one of my favorite parts of making bread.. If anyone knows what i’m talking about and has any good recipes to share they would be greatly appreciated!!
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pseudonymph001 · 6 days ago
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Damn it's really really lucky you don't have the skills and talent to draw more porn of the character who looks like you to emphasize the similarly. An unscrupulous person with a big ego could run a real hustle in that situation if they could draw
i honestly would love to draw porno stuff but i tried to launch an nsfw account earlier this year and felt so much shame not even hours after setting it up that i deleted all trace of it and even deleted the drawings from my computer asdfdfsdf
i'm the world's worst anti-puritan because even tho i'm the biggest believer in sexual liberation i have absolutely zero ability to see my own sexuality as anything but something i must hide at all cost (unless i can make a good joke) i don't even really mind if people are sexual at/about me, i just have no practice expressing it in a way where others can see.
i live in the basement of some kind of sexual omelas. i feel all the shame so you don't have to!!!
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pseudonymph001 · 7 days ago
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is 13 years too big of an age gap? I need this man to ruin my life
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