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Essek was making a joke.

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Well at this rate I'll be done with this in uuuuuuhhhh October. Anyhow help me pick a Critical Role character for yellow lol.

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wizards are predisposed to evil bc that's just what academia does to you

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Cecil accepting the Desert Bluffs and Night Vale merge is the biggest character growth so far

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i've drawn eight billion Esseks but never my version of his shadowhand outfit that he wore when tm9 first met him, so i watched his intro ep to get the description and was like an elaborate mantle? YEAH YOU WANNA SEE HOW ELABORATE?

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[ID: Digitally painted fanart of Jane Prentiss from The Magnus Archives. Her body is set at a ¾ angle, but her face is turned forward, tilted down with a serene expression. Her hands are raised just under shoulder height and lily of the valley flowers sprout from some of the worm holes on her body. The background is a beige rectangle over dark brown. /End ID]

Sorry I dewormed your wife.. I'll try my best not to next time

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2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

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the gang’s all here!!

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i love girlcad because not only is she brainweird but shes also a weird girl. brainweird weirdgirl girlcad. so aweosme. she walks around in circles around the grove in her nice jumbled outfits and covers her ears and hums or else the Rot will get the porridge oats

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Essek Thelyss; Barbie Edition

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fatal case of fuck around and find out

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i cannot believe cecil gershwin palmer has the ability to make music play very loudly wherever and whenever he wants by introducing “the weather”. like it isn’t just during the radio breaks he does it irl to distract a mob in a later episode. this is infinitely funny to me if only because it’s one of the most random and completely useless superpowers a man can have in a town full of angels, talking river rocks and other weird and powerful magic. maureen gets the ability to switch between dimensions and he gets to be a human radio

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Jon: will you love me if i was a worm :( 

Martin: … can you still talk?

Jon: Martin, im a worm.

Martin: will you be the ceaseless watchers special little worm?

Jon: what does that even mean? im just a regular worm.

Martin: …

Martin: …

Martin: …

Jon: (dramatic gasp) is that a NO?!!

Martin: will the worm have your gorgeous hair and winning personality?

Jon: What? of course not! im just a worm.

Martin: then what good is a worm if i cant do anything with it??

Jon: but its ME!! :( just, as a worm :( 

Martin: how would i even know that its you?!

Jon: i dont know, maybe it has eyeballs around it?

Martin: … okay, but that’s it? it’s ridiculous! i mean, would you love me if i was a useless little wor -

Jon: YES!!! 

Martin: …

Martin: …

Martin: but that’s dumb! that doesn’t even make any sense!  what can i do as an ordinary worm -

Jon: (gasp) you mean you won’t accept my love if you’re a worm?! :( 

Martin: How could i if I’m just a biologically regular worm?!?!

Jon: Biologically rude worm is what you are >:( 

(Meanwhile s1 Jon and Martin just trying to work and ignoring their future selves):

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Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate

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btw it is ok if your fav has no ass. You don’t have to pretend that they have an ass. It is ok. It is ok to find someone with no ass attractive.