A homestuck sideblog; i like meta and genfic probably too much; my faves include terezi and jade; i think that the greater part of homestuck is objectively trash; i write sometimes; sj inclined. Tracked tag hypotheticalanomaly.
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This was the worst pose ever, never let me do a complicated pose with two characters ever again. Ever.
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let her go
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MC ESCHER x HOMESTUCK - happy 413!!!
(TITLES: Weightlessness in the Canonical / Horrorterrors in Cue Ball / A Perfectly Impossible Cube / i warned you about the penrose staircase bro! i told you dog!)
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happy 413 i started playing pocket frogs again and thought wow... this is just like homestuck
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Under the cut: my palamedes' sollux DNA proof, recently unearthed while rummaging through tazmuir's fanfic for vrisrezi quotes (vote vrisrezi here!).
@diamond-rings-and-gutter-bones as per request. (note if you want to see me talk more about tlt or post with any regularity you'll have to find me at my main at @augerer!)
Also please note I've turned off reblogs on this post because I don't want to be misconstrued as trying to get into discourse about tlt being homestuck fanfic with the serial numbers filed off, which for the record i think is completely untrue. although as you've been mentioned i think you can reblog if you'd like to reply!
From "The Last Hearing of Gamzee Makara", urbananchorite:
Kanaya is mopping a little at the cracked goggles with an embroidered handkerchief, smelling luminous, clean. “Sollux was a marvel,” she says, with surprising warmth.
From Gideon the Ninth:
"Sextus was a marvel," admitted Harrow. "Too bad you didn't marry him. You're both into old dead chicks."
(second line maintained for the Aradia comparison).
From "BL4CK HOL3, green 2un", urbananchorite:
The story is a terezi-narrated oneshot about the moment when Sollux dies piloting the meteor through the veil. I think it illustrates well the type of Sollux characterization that ua and e.g. paratactician generally had (not entirely the same as canon sollux) which is specifically what palamedes has the vibe of. Also there's the very similar line at the end.
Blood comes in great mustardy gouts from his empty eyeholes. It fills up his goggles and squelches out the rims, khaki on cranberry. It leaks out his nose and you know his screams without hearing them; not from the pain, but as acceleration. You know what he’s like, don’t you? His mind is cracking its whip to never mind his shell, his meat, where the hell did they ever get him. They’re bullshit. An ecstasy of contempt. Do it, asshole, do it, do it. You think you can hear his bloodpusher pounding, quicker and quicker, hurling itself against his ribcage with beating wings. You think you pinpoint when it starts to give; when it misses those first few beats and he screams through them, the moment when at last Sollux Captor’s heart bursts. The remaining ten seconds he runs on adrenaline and wild, maniac stubbornness, his mind running up a bill that his body can't pay. His mind skips town, his mind goes running far into the distance. There's so much light. You swear you can see it. [. . .] Sollux becomes a falling star.
From Gideon the Ninth:
"Yes," said Palamedes. "I also know you must have studied radical thanergetic fission, so you know what happens when a necromancer disperses their entire reserve of thanergy very, very quickly." [. . .] The sickroom exploded into white fire, and the bonds pinning Gideon snapped. She fell hard against the wall and spun, drunkenly, lurching back down the corridor as Palamedes Sextus made everything burn [. . .] She ran for her life down the long corridors, past the ancient portraits and crumbling statues, the grave goods of the tomb of Canaan House, the mechanisms of this feeble shitty machine crumbling as Palamedes Sextus became a god-killing star.
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why take my word for it? VRISREZI QUOTES FROM TAMSYN MUIR:
the context here in this fanfic is that after terezi ("you") has to kill vriska ("she") in order to save the rest of their friends, and then she's having a horrible time and goes into the room with vriska's body where she starts hallucinating vriska sitting up and talking to her. (classic tamsyn muir).
2. The serendipity gospels is usually thought of the fanfic where terezi gets into an insane situationship with gamzee but it has some crazy vriska/terezi moments that have haunted me for years. see:
(Terezi is the speaker)
(Terezi is once again the speaker)
3. this piece of art illustrating a scene from tsg that never got written that has been my phone background for about eight years.
anyway its so fr to say vrisrezi is griddlehark's mother. i'm saying this having loved griddlehark since i preordered gideon the ninth months before it was released, which i only did because i liked tamsyn muir's homestuck fanfic: vote vrisrezi.
AO3 Femslash Top 100: Semi-Finals
#vrisrezi#tlt#also. actually discovered a significant amount of evidence#for my longstanding belief that palamedes has sollux DNA#while researching this#but maybe that's a different post
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concept: guy who leaves a lot of comments in their code which should be good but the problem is they're all written like this
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AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 5
#okay come on guys no losing to korrasami#would be like getting defeated by the shadow#on the wall of platos cave of femslash#when our champions are insane girlies with blood and flesh
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AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 4
#screams and yells it’s like a 35 vote gap VOTE VRISREZI!!#go forth my psionic warriors#all respect to rosemary of course but#gay violence should win
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AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 4
#screeeaaam battle that will turn sister against sister...#well all love and light to rosemary but of course VRISREZI has my vote#the maiming and stabbing the guilt the trauma#the universe rending toxic yuri axis around which the epic revolves#WHO IS DOING IT LIKE THEM!!!
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vrisrezi… uhmmm girls kissing teehee
#amazing color palette and atmosphere op#love the texture of terezi's hair#also the emotion here is crazy#vrisrezi#scourge sisters#terezi pyrope#vriska serket
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Headline: “Test Tube Baby Feels Guilt in the Shape of an Umbilical Cord.”
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ITS A BLOODBATH AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT- VOTE VRISKA
#you can't vote vriska anymore this was for the infamous tumblrwoman event#but you can still look at her <3#vriska serket
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it's so fucking funny the way vriska's narration is written. it's literally designed to rewire the brains of teenage boys. "she guesses it's flattering that you want to be her though. she guesses she doesn't mind. it's cool." "you wish you could be her. oh wait, you are her!" literally no survivors
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Don't know why you're all worried about losing icons, I feel that there's an easy way to tell. Your friends apart.
What if we all make our text and individual colour to us ans maybe mix up the way we type in an way to really make us stand out
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