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Aliens, man. Mouths inside mouths inside mouths.

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The Beach Boys

Okay, so I just listened to Brian Wilson's "Smile".

[INSERT CURSE VERSES ME HERE]

It's a really good album.

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Muffins. He's cooking muffins.

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Stronger than diamond, tougher than Rocky.

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Three chords and the truth.

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I can stop whenever I want.

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We shall party like gods.

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More DBZ for the DBZ god.

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ONS THE LAST EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PEE, DISCO ACTED DEMICKEY SO NOW PICKLE BARREL AND ASHU-ASHLEIGH BALL MUST FIGHT. I hope they don't hit each other too haaaaard~

Applejack: "Egh, we're really in for it now, Pinkie!"

Pinkie Pie: "UGHHH!"

[Everypony notices as a challenger appears]

Discord: "Ugh?!"

Applejack: "Ugh."

Pinkie Pie: [Farts]

Discord: Ughhhh... shit."

[Kazoos, dramatic, ka-zoo-zoos]

Tirek: "DISCO, HANGING AROUND WITH LITTLE PONIES AT TEA PARTIES I SEE!"

Discord: "Yes."

Tirek: "I LOVE YOU, DIPSTICK, BUT YOU CAN'T BE DOING THAT, C'MON!"

[Tic Tac and Dis-gourd both teleport]

Tirek: "THERE NO ESCAPING, MONTANA! PREPER TO DERRR!"

[All-Slaying Rubber Band of All-Slaying]

Discord: "Auggghhhhhhh!"

Tirek: [Butt fondling, evil butt fondling] "WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'LL HAVE TO PEE SITTING DOWN LIKE A LITTLE FILLY! HOIT HOIT HOIT HOI!"

Discord: "A true asshole always sprinkles when he tinkles!"

Twilight Sparkle: [The fuck outta nowhere] "He's right, you know."

[Collective le gasp]

Pinkie Pie: [Hugging Twilight] "Purple one!"

Twilight Sparkle: [Elbows her in the teeth] "Ew, faggot."

Tirek: "GASP! WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TA BEHH?!"

Twilight Sparkle: "Ta-Ta-Tara Strong! I am real pone princess prime!"

Tirek: "PONY POOPER-SCOOPERS ARE JUST LEGENDUH!"

Twilight Sparkle: "You'll see, Tony Danza! I'm stronger than an ant... if an ant was this big!" [Spreads hooves to display size]

Tirek: [Chuckles the Clown]

Twilight Sparkle: [Spreads hooves a centimeter wider] "Eeh."

Tirek: "AGH! Y-YOU'RE JUST FUKKIN WITH ME!"

[Meanwhile, on the ground still being molested]

Discord: "T-T-Tomato Bisque, when I was just a little whatever I am, he... HE DIDN'T INVITE ME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY!"

Twilight Sparkle: "You monster, Tonto!"

Tirek: "THE CAKE WAS DELICIOUS."

Discord: "T-T-Thomas Jefferson... show him what for it mean to be... pone princess prime. Ughhh... I'm ded."

Twilight Sparkle: "TENNISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SHOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

Tirek: [Wile E. Coyote-ing over the side of a cliff] "Nye, my ears~

[Hollywood prop glass shattering]

Applejack: "Wow, I'm glad that's over. For a second there I thought... oh, wow, I guess it really is~

Tirek: "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Timmy the Littlest Laser splits Applejack in half]

Applejack: "Oh noooooo."

Twilight Sparkle: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[One Eternity Later]

Twilight Sparkle: [#1 Heavy breathing, #2 Belch, #3 Poof - Achievement Unlocked: This Still Isn't My Final Form]

Tirek: "Y-YOUR MANE! WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?!"

Twilight Sparkle: "Yeh."

Tirek: "HMHM, WELL, TA-TA-TALLADEGA NIGHTS, WE ONLY HAVE LIKE FIVE MORE EQUESTRIA GIRLS MOVIES LEFT UNTIL PONYVILLE ASPLODES! BUT SINCE YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD FILLY, YOU CAN JUST LEAVE; GO, GET OUTTA~

[Slap]

Tirek: [Darth Maul-ified] "IT'S TRUE... SHE IS PONE PRINCESS PRIME DIRECTIVEEEE... UGHAHHHH..." [999, Critical Hit, Super Effective]

[Miles away, in Canterlot]

Princess Celestia: "You did it, Twilight. Hrmmm."

[Twilight Sparkle appears high in the sky as ponies everywhere celebrate Tirek's defea~ HOLY SHIT SHE'S COMING RIGHT AT US!]

...

[All is made naught beneath a horizon of purple as Princess Twilight Sparkle returns like a meteorite to her domain]

The End

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I don't know what this Celestia is, but it sounds disappointing.

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Ask and thou shalt receive.

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Bitch said she didn't like reading.

Bitches should know better.

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And then she gets tackled during the solo.

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Derpibooru-ing #1

Y u no like /mlp/? You's guys' bros.

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Babs in the process of becoming a rap god. Eminem joke. Joke.

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Time to jam.

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Refueling in process...