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hey hot tits. i'd sure love to cop a feel of those pert supple tender knockers of yours. pardon my forwardness..... you've really brought something .. OUT in me. get it. out. like
of the closet . wowza.
lady, you could be selling an online course. i feel the fujo being drained out of my body, straight out streaming coursing out of my nipples,... i'm floating on the astral plane towards your pert bosom like it's a pie cooling in a windowsill. i will never be the same.
i would do anything. i don't even need a picture of you i can sense through your eclectic posting habits and curated vibe that you are a hot wicked bod having potentially tatted up definitely pierced and unshaven and full bush rocking WOMAN!!
you could rock my world. or I could rock yours. I'm a switch.
i mean it.
i want to rub my sweaty and large and huge and cuticle oiled hands up and down and up and down the sides of your pert little body .. with your informed consent.
you've changed me.......
You people make me sick
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LITERALLY
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40+ year old man with a nose ring… just not right. wrong, even.
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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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roommate entering poetry competitions on her laptop. i didn't know you could use it for something other than tumblr. Really makes you Think.,,
#dark feminist#she has her shit together to an absurd degree#i started making my bed every morning because of her#very positive influence really
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“HEAVEN IS DIVINE” POSTCARD // 1980s [process print, coloured | 14 x 8.8 cm]
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Whys this cactus built like the venus of willendorf
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i think. the point of a complete unknown. is that bob dylan is trying to tell me to start smoking
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nobody wants to suck the marrow out of your bones anymore
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