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fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

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hey you forgot to profess your love for me btw. don't be embarrassed there's still time.

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training your brain to default to gender neutral language is actually so fun & sexy & will challenge so many dumbass assumptions you didn't even realize u had about the world

[priincessboy]

im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night

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i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

[priincessboy]

thank you pintrest for showing me this

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[priincessboy]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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oh yeah forgot to post these guys

for when you're definitely very normal about Things

[priincessboy]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[priincessboy]

Daily Rhett Looks

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the way house fully considers the possibility that foreman is so repressed he might actually just be gay

[priincessboy]

blocked my bitch ex husband on everything but hes on the communications team at wikipedia so he's still finding ways to contact me

[priincessboy]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

[priincessboy]

Expository writing is basically the drawing hands of prose fiction; it's clangingly obvious when it's done poorly, but it's even more awkward when you try to avoid doing it at all, and those who are best at it usually got to be that way because they have some kind of fetish.