kosherwitchy
raised by wolves
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kosherwitchy · 3 hours ago
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someone needs to chain me to the wall.
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kosherwitchy · 8 days ago
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I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂
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kosherwitchy · 8 days ago
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Desperately needed to have this on my blog
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kosherwitchy · 8 days ago
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kosherwitchy · 16 days ago
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kosherwitchy · 16 days ago
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there’s poetry and clarinet on that tape, greg
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kosherwitchy · 17 days ago
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kosherwitchy · 19 days ago
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kosherwitchy · 24 days ago
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a beautiful little family.
He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family […] The life he had lost had hardly ever seemed so real to him as at this moment, when he knew he was about to see the place where it had been taken from him. (chapter 16, dh)
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kosherwitchy · 24 days ago
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kosherwitchy · 25 days ago
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kosherwitchy · 27 days ago
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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera
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kosherwitchy · 1 month ago
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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
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kosherwitchy · 1 month ago
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Literal definition of spyware:
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Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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kosherwitchy · 1 month ago
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last one
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kosherwitchy · 1 month ago
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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed
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kosherwitchy · 1 month ago
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