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Hey gang

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Inspired by another post that I can't find </3

NEW TMBG ALBUM TRACKLIST‼️

Track 1 (INTRO): Several people were injured in the making of this album 😊

Track 2: I met an urban legend monster who was really just manifested from the cultural anxieties of the 1950s-1980s and tbh when you get to know them they're not that bad

Track 3: Ever since my last psychological episode no one will let me sail on my little boat with its funny anchor in my funny sailor outfit

Track 4: I dated a parabola and it turned my life around / but the vertex of my two exes keep coming back to town / a polynomial relationship is what we need / to simplify the problem we're in

Track 5: "I" and "me" and "my" are words to rationalize the eyes that fell into a body guided by the animal mind and this flesh thing often called a "person" is a fragile construction made to cope that feels like it's always on the edge of collapse

Track 6: Everyone Hates Me Specifically

Track 7: Everyone Hates You Specifically

Track 8: Have you ever heard about what happened to William Jennings Bryan (41st United States Secretary of State) because it's really fucking funny

Track 9: My Shadow Is Trying To Kill Me

Track 10: You remind me of a really smooth rock my bully hit me with in 5th grade once [bats eyelashes] [bats eyelashes] [bats eyelashes]

Track 11: I think she thinks I want a divorce but don't tell her I think that bro. It's going to be fine bro we'll be together forever

Track 12: I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Track 13: I like to use my accordion to mind control entire populations and destroy enemy governments

Track 14 (CLOSER): If you're hearing this song then I've either died horribly or started a band but I'm not going to tell you which one happened

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Finally seeing my favourite silly music guys live tonight, so here's a celebratory meme dump (ignore the fact that I used the template for the fourth meme in my last meme post)

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Posting to let you guys know that I've become Wander Over Yonder pilled since I last posted here

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I had a bizzare fever dream once where there was a fangan convention, and all the drdt fans went in wearing this fucking shirt

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYSTERY TWINS I LOVE YOU. And that other guy too I guess

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I stopped in the middle of drawing something else to doodle this

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one of my tmbg fanarts uhh

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sleeping in the flowers

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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

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Danganronpa fans seeing anything that isn’t a danganronpa: Wow! This is great! Would be a lot better if it was a killing game tho

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

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Nico better apologize to her after the chapter 2 trial istg

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I love seeing middle school Kazuichi, but I also want to see middle school Ibuki!!!

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