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sometimes you’re 27 and completely fine except when you need to hold a “guy who drives you insane but also just so happens to smell like comfort after a bad dream when you were 10” extremely tight

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i wish dc wasn’t weird about cassie’s gender presentation i wish dc addressed kon’s history of being groomed i wish the sky opened up and beamed geoff johns and dan didio directly into hell

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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

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“To me, the core of that attraction is that she is a better reporter than he is. Think about being Superman for a second. The Olympic record for weightlifting is 1,038 lbs., but you could lift more than that as a child. The record for the 100 meter dash is 9.58 seconds, but you can travel over 51 miles in that time. Going to Vegas? You don’t need your X-Ray vision to win at Blackjack, because you can just count the cards while holding down a conversation about nuclear physics. Without really trying, you are better at just about everything than anyone else in the world. However, (as Mark Waid once pointed out in a podcast with Marv Wolfman) none of that really translates to your chosen profession. Typing really fast does not help your prose. Being able to lift a tank does not help you convince a source to go on record. It is as near to competing straight up with normal people as Superman would ever be capable of. Even then, it comes easily enough to him that you get a pretty lofty perch at a great paper very early in your career. It is just in this one context, there is someone better than you are: Lois Lane. As mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, you reach up for the first time in your life and she rejects you. To me, it is an inversion of the Luthor story. Luthor sees someone above him and feels hate. Superman sees someone above him and feels love.”

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Dean Hacker, comment on “Giving Lois Lane A Second Look, For The First Time” by Kelly Thompson (CBR: She Has No Head!)

#GoLois

(via wickedjunkie)

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Oh now look darling, who do we have here!

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atla just so happened to write one of the most insane and complex brother sister relationships in all of television, and yet for some reason everyone focused on zuko and azula instead, even though they are basically just normal siblings, and as such not even that interesting ..

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Excalibur (1981) dir.: John Boorman

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remembering the time @jasonbabygirltodd took me to see tmnt last year and i drew them as blasians i was funny asf

anyway here’s a repost to commemorate (you can tell it’s old cause of the eyelashes)

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jbsss episode 7

EDWARS YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

note: sorry for being away! i’m still alive

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people asking for bella and edward’s new dynamic… it’s not great

bella: that’s MY little brother you’re draining dry

edward: keep it up and i’d KEEP drinking his nasty blood just to piss you off

jacob: i dont remember their flirting being so rough…

alice, close to tears: you are all so stupid

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hera’s son

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i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body

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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

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Look who I found in the wild

lmaooo the youtube short bots found us guys we gotta scatter like bugs under a lifted rock

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bruce was raised by alfred, he won’t tolerate bio-child superiority

tags was inspired by some from @an-android-child post

this is pre-damian ofc

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jbsss episode 8

you could not pay them to talk like normal people it’s always gotta be some animal allegory

aaaanyway jacob forgot that the system did not grant him main heroine immunity, but at least he’s not in ooc territory？

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dc injustice is messed up because they write such refreshing yet disgustingly awful takes on every single relationship and person. like how do u misunderstand the core of every character?? can only be consumed when removed from the context of all canon

anyway take 2 people make em obsessed yada yada hand in unlovable hand or whatever