loser from the midwest | he/him | i reblog a LOT of star trek
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The Jeffrey Combs effect is watching a movie where a character is objectively The Worst Man You’ve Ever Seen™️ and being like “Wow I am hopelessly in love with this guy”
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trichotillomania sucks i don't wish this upon anyone
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Urgency (2011) Sumner
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"And tell Archer we're not even anymore, he owes ME!"" yeah yeah Shran that's totally the only reason you came back to fight the Xindi don't worry you're totally not being insanely obvious about your crush
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The whole island: The farmer is going diving again, their dedication to cleaning the ocean is remarkable 🥰
The reason I'm diving:
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BEEE MINEE
SISTER SALVATIONN
I've got Juke-Joint Jezebel by KMFDM stuck in my headdd... I LOVE THE SONG BUT I HATE THAT IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD!!! GET OUTTT!!!
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westmas tree
It's time for the angel to go on top the Westmas Tree™️
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oh yes
OMG those two insufferable little bureaucrats with strangely similar facial proportions and vocal affects are touching tongues on the Promenade???? [@hooved made a post and I had to realize the vision. And yes, you can buy prints <3]
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Every ENT character is the most character ever. Archer is a bitch he plays a fundamental role in the creation of the Federation he brings his dog on away missions which once causes a diplomatic incident he likes water polo he commits war crimes he saw a gazelle giving birth and implements it into his rousing speeches he had a wet dream about his first officer that included his dog's funeral he had to carry the soul of the creator of the main tenets of Vulcan philosophy in his head he gives a lecture on Tycho Brahe while getting his ass beaten during an interrogation scene. T'Pol is strict in her Vulcan beliefs she doesn't believe in time travel even as she's presented with irrefutable evidence and remains somewhat skeptical after experiencing it firsthand she is the funniest person on Enterprise she is more emotional than average Vulcans to the point that she had to have memories erased for causing her too much distress she could canonically pick up any of her crewmates and carry them bridal style she has Vulcan HIV she has it cured by the woman that later watches Spock and Kirk roll around in the sand in Amok Time she is technically canonically trans she is a recovering drug addict. Trip is a perfect gentleman he undergoes incredible emotional losses his favorite movies are Frankenstein Bride of Frankenstein and Son of Frankenstein he gets pregnant five episodes in he dies in the worst episode of the entire series (and the entire franchise) only to have that death retconned in the following tie-in novels he ran around the ship in his underwear he leaves the ship for a couple weeks only to come back after one person had been kidnapped another thrown in jail and the engines are on the verge of destruction and reacts like :/. Malcolm is gay he has 50 ex-girlfriends he has only had one friend in his life his own sister barely knows anything about him he dies alone he likes pineapple even though he's allergic to it he gets spacesick he worked as an agent for a top secret organization he's afraid of drowning he whined about getting a cold he had a spike driven through his leg and didn't complain at all he has a psychosexual obsession with a man he thinks is after his job and grows to respect once they had a homoerotic fight scene before witnessing him die. Hoshi is a linguistic prodigy she's the greatest contributor to the universal translator she has a panic attack on one of her first missions she ran a gambling ring she has a black belt in aikido and broke her superior's arm she has never been to the principal's office in her life she is afraid to use the transporter she became an empress in an alternate universe she is the only one who gets laid on Risa making her the first human to do so she reacted to the threat of getting worms injected into her brain to make her reveal secret information by spitting in her interrogator's face. Travis is the sweetest man ever he loves rock climbing he gets injured whenever he tries to use those skills he's a fan of ghost stories he grew up on a small freighter he gets neglected by the narrative his counterpart helps Hoshi become empress he works out when he's horny he dies in a alternate future where Earth is destroyed he's a movie buff who would probably love the Criterion Collection he likes to chill in a part of the ship with zero gravity which he calls "the sweet spot." Phlox grins like the Cheshire Cat he breaks doctor patient confidentiality to help figure out Malcolm's favorite food he goes crazy when the rest of the crew have to sleep through part of space because of how social his species is he has three wives who in turn have three husbands he responds to the news of one of his wives propositioning a crew member by being like "cool! have fun :]" he once nearly vivisects Travis because he's being affected by radiation and gets obsessed with knowing why the guy has a simple headache he has a menagerie in the middle of his sickbay. And they're all my best friends.
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Every time Archer says “Set a course for [blank], maximum warp” I laugh because it sounds cool until you remember that maximum for the NX-01 is warp 5. That’s like saying “floor it!” and hitting the highway on your grandpa’s juiced up electric scooter.
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drivers ed during a hyperfixation is so jarring. “go west” herbert west? thats crazy! a blue truck next to me? that’s the color of zydrate! thats crazy! “go up the hill” carl hill from reanimator? thats crazy!
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my forever favorite character dynamic of all time
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We've only ever seen Tognath with their full breathing apparatus and prosthetics... And we know they're a mix of insectoid and mammal... So here goes nothing (and also something nobody asked for)
I bet on their homeworld they get to paint and decorate their chitin plates, and don't have to cut and trim them to fit anything. Giving Benthic here ear domes in a similar style as female togrutas. The eyes are deep set and the skin matches the inner mouth membrane which iiiiis....
colourful lol
This is all aesthetic and IDK how to do creature design, so don't even try to tell me someone eating sap and mushroom stews wouldn't have evolved that way!
Here are the lined versions:
And get some bonus sketches and full body studies :
Also, fuck it but this is a sub for @sw-andor Bingo, for the prompt Alien, and a gift for @spicedrobot
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h.
so everyone knows dnd elves and christmas elves, right? there should definitely be a christmas elf subrace, IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
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