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Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

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so if someone has a link for the new 911 ep please drop it so I don’t have to wait until tomorrow for Hulu 🫶🏻

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Every First Felon executive order is illegal.

Judges are merely pointing this out.

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I am so sick of the news referring to Donald Trump “trolling” other foreign leaders like he’s 12

Disrespecting, the word you mean is disrespecting, the president of the United States enjoys publicly disrespecting other heads of state. He’s not on XBox live saying he had sex with other player’s moms, he’s referring to the prime minister of Canada as Governor and repeatedly commenting on how he wants to conquer the guys land and make him subservient

Stop acting like he’s a little jokester next to other diplomats who are too serious like this is a 2000s romcom, he has said he’s considered taking over Greenland with military force

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Elon is an arsonist.

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Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

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doctor odyssey’s plot is genuinely so out there i can’t decide if it’s more likely avery will have an abortion/miscarriage or she has the kid and it just lives on the boat with them

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eddie during that hug: man I love this guy. huh my heart is doing something weird. it kind of hurts. like a lot. can’t think about that rn whatever it’s probably nothing.

buck during that hug: I’m being so fucking brave right now I’m being so fucking brave right now GOD IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE THIS IS THE WORST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED ohhhh I’m being so brave……..

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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A wonderful performance

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really though watching maddie get her throat slit and then buck and eddie’s little awkward gay send off all in the span of like 10 minutes dealt incomprehensible damage to my psyche

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maddie surviving getting her throat slit and chimney surviving rebar through the skull power couple fr fr

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I hope you know, you do matter to me. I know. 

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the same maddie han who got out the ocean for her husband and her daughter is the same maddie han who summoned the strength to climb the stairs and knock out the serial killer holding a gun to her husband. all while bleeding out from getting her throat cut from said serial killer. the most final girl ever.

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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Ok I need everyone to understand that Buck and Eddie are both products of their upbringing. Buck was a child of neglect, which led to him having abandonment issues. While Eddie was a child forced to grow up too fast, which led to him having hyper-independence. Two different kind of traumas. Two different kinds of trauma response. Which would require two different kinds of help.

Buck and Eddie help each other overcome these things and because they are two different kinds of problems, the way they help will ALSO be different. Ever since they met, Eddie has always been there for Buck (don't even fight me on this) and Buck has always given Eddie what he needs. It will look imbalanced, but it's really not. They both need SOMEONE in their lives, just in different ways.

Buck doesn't need someone to take over his lease, or to take care of his son, or to help him figure out childcare, he needs someone to Not Leave Him Alone. Eddie doesn't need someone to tell him he's not expendable, or to be reassured he's trustworthy, or to be promised he's not going to be abandoned, he needs someone to Give Him a Helping Hand. And the moment they became friends they have been those SOMEONES to each other.

They are each other's persons. Equally.