ponderingotherorbs

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Viktuuri protector of trans people

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you guys have got to get better at spellcasting any time someone's attempted to curse me with 10k note post it gets like 50 at most. back to the spell books buddy that one might be too advanced for you try learning some cantrips first

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Besties Gandalf Big Naturals and Dolly Parton

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

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*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

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Hey guys check out my Gay wizards sitcom pitch

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I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

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does anyone else kinda lowkey fuck with the cursed amulet

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they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

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all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

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"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

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whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb