pokemoncontestprodigy
The Retired Contest Prodigy
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Icon from Picrew: https://picrew.me/image_maker/25030 Hey there! I'm Sam. Glad you could come in today. I'm available to answer any questions I can regarding competing in Pokemon Contests. Or if you simply wanna chat and gush about our favorite pokemon, that's good too! Pronouns are He/him or She/her. (This is a Pokemon IRL blog. Blanket Unreality Warning. Pelliper Mail On)
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 6 months ago
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🌠 tauros-balls Follow
guys i just realized something! every region starts with an O sound! kanto... sinnoh... think about it!
👻 allister-is-my-baby Follow
Uh... Unova? Galar? You did not think this one through, did you, buddy? -_-
👾 gomy Follow
Wait what about Johto though? It has two Os!
🛣 i-ate-your-oran-berries Follow
??? what about it? what does that have to do with anything?
✴️ motorotom Follow
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🎲 zorua-autisms Follow
@allister-is-my-baby You forgot Hoenn, Kalos, Pasio, Alola, Paldea and Johto? Try again.
🧮 malasaladala Follow
Pasio, famously known for not ending with an O
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this goddamn website i swear
🌅 met-ho-oh-shes-trans Follow
Oblivia starts with an O! So does Orre!
🏵 juic3d-shuckle Follow
NOBODY WAS ASKING ABOUT WHAT THEY START WITH
🤖 boyhatterene Follow
well technically...
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🦀 fa-klawf Follow
Oh my god
🪦 lessgrem Follow
Sinnoh ends with an H
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"Orange islands" start with an O too btw
💎 teach-a-man-to-wish Follow
the orange islands aren't a region, and to be honest i'm pretty sure they're just made up
🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow
In my accent Unova ends with an O sound
⚙️ gegegegegegear Follow
Where on Arceus's green earth are you from that it's called fucking UNOVO
🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow
sinnoh
🐧 pingusplup Follow
Hi, Sinnohan here! No we fucking don't????
🛎 arceus-is-king Follow
Actually, I'm from the same place @ghostinachinashop is, I know what they're talking about! In certain circles of Hisuian peoples, we pronounce it that way!
🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow
no you don't i made it up to artificially extend the thread
🎁 send-him-to-the-distortion-realm Follow
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🪤 ellise017418xo Follow
M.e.e.t. 💕 𝕙𝕠𝕥 💕 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗶𝗱 PØKÈMÔÑ 🔞RE.ADY to 𝚏x𝚌𝚔🔞 >>>>> C͓̽L͓̽I͓̽C͓̽K͓̽ ͓̽H͓̽E͓̽R͓̽E͓̽ <<<<<<<
🧠 unown-sigma Follow
And NOW the post is complete. Great work everyone! Same time tomorrow?
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Hey guys, just got back from meeting Umbreon's friends. There's a Leafeon/Jolteon couple, an Absol, and a Wooper that I'm 90% sure is a Ditto but it feels like it would be kinda rude to directly call them out like that. Apparently the Jolteon even has a trainer, too. I was thinking of bringing Umbreon over to introduce him to the guys in a few days. Gotta make time around the filming schedule though.
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Yeaa...,,,
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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So update for y'all regarding the Umbreon situation. It's chill. He's ok with me being a human sometimes. Apparently he's just not a fan of humans treating him like a wild animal but he knows I'm cool. He's gonna introduce me to some of his friends tomorrow too!
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Ok yeah but also he's so cool and also he apparently wants to introduce me to his friends so I should probably do that soon but it's just making me really nervous
Sligoogle how to tell my Umbreon bf I'm a hybrid/shifter
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Sligoogle how to tell my Umbreon bf I'm a hybrid/shifter
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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When you're poly instead of "My One True Love" it's "One of My True Loves."
I think that's better, honestly.
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Question for my Pokémon IRL/Rotomblr peers as I consider rebooting this blog in the wake of Pokémon Hyperfixation(tm)
Bonus points for elaborating as to whether another user's in-character location influences how you interact with them! Do you find it harder to interact with users from or based in non-canon regions, or do you find it fun?
Thanks for your input! Feel free to reblog for a larger sample size etc etc :D
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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am I at least weird and off putting in a pretty way?
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Pokemon illustrations by フキダシコットン on X
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Forced to be the responsible one. A curse.
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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Perks of life
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pokemoncontestprodigy · 7 months ago
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There are rumors that extremely rare, four-segment Dudunsparce exist, but this is believed to be an urban legend.
This doesn't stop trainers from claiming to own shiny four-segment Dudunsparce on the internet, however, and posting badly photoshopped pictures.
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