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I don’t accept asexuals who write dirty fanfiction and find it hot so we’re even!

How come some people can accept that an asexual can write dirty fanfiction and think fictional characters are hot but as soon as a lesbian thinks an anime boy looks cool, their lesbian card is revoked

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Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

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So uh no one asked me so I’ll be giving my unsolicited advice. I saw a post about bottom and pillow princess being used to negatively describe people and I just want to give my support for pillow princesses. Im very into them and there are people who would enjoy meeting their preferences. We’re all adults here and it’s important to communicate “hey I prefer having you take control” or “I really like giving but not receiving” and boom fantastic people dont leave the interaction feeling undesired or unfulfilled

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Not a furry but I find that my bf tends to act like a cat when he’s content whereas I act like a dog when I’m excited

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I’ve written musicals and fallen in love with girls in different countries at this playground

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The main reason I don’t reach out to people when I’m in crisis is because my brain convinced me im having a crisis at least twice a day

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I feel like I have a screaming kicking toddler in my skull so I gave him a wig and a guitar and taught him how to play rock music

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So sick of fantasising, so sick of imagining us while im listening to music, so sick of planning, so sick of hoping, so sick of waiting, so sick of not actually living

I hate LDR I hate them I hate them so much

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I hate LDR I hate them I hate them so much

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Everyone wants me as a bf until I start sending shit like this

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My bf looked so much like jack white when he was younger. He would have made such a cute little emo boy

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I need attention from boyf >:C

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WHY is teratoblr full of people who like being dominated and degraded. Why can’t they just be cute and happy together… gosh

I can’t get domestic alien bf being a menace out of my head:

They started taking Human Studies courses to surprise you with small gestures. Unfortunately, he gets more than a little carried away…

Attempting to change your diet on a dime for the most “optimal” human diet. Resulting in you getting sick, which freaked him out to the point he nearly dragged you to the hospital. Until you explained that humans can’t just change their diets on a whim like that. He calmed down, compromising the dietary shifts and actually listening to you instead of just making the choice by himself.

Moving all your furniture around, changing out your curtains, adding so many little changes to your decorations for what he learned about the “optimal” human nest (house). Until you explained what your personal style was and why it was better than the thing he tried to do. Though the potted plants were allowed to stay, he agreed to care for them afterall.

Though the worst had to be when he began the hygiene courses. Insisting on fixing your habits, stopping you first thing in the morning to “help” you brush your teeth… by doing it for you. Brushing out your hair and putting up/styling it for you before you leave for work. And showering with you…

It wasn’t very fun, romantic, or sexy. He was being too meticulous with washing behind your ears, your legs, your face. Everything felt so awkward, even as he reached for your ass. You really should have waited to make a snarky remark. Telling him this felt like an excuse to be insanely intimate just as he slipped the scrunchy thing half up your ass. It was wildly uncomfortable… and you weren’t able to reach around at the moment given how close he was to you.

Maybe the human courses weren’t such a good idea…

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Nvm this is what I’m talking about 🔥

I can’t get domestic alien bf being a menace out of my head:

They started taking Human Studies courses to surprise you with small gestures. Unfortunately, he gets more than a little carried away…

Attempting to change your diet on a dime for the most “optimal” human diet. Resulting in you getting sick, which freaked him out to the point he nearly dragged you to the hospital. Until you explained that humans can’t just change their diets on a whim like that. He calmed down, compromising the dietary shifts and actually listening to you instead of just making the choice by himself.

Moving all your furniture around, changing out your curtains, adding so many little changes to your decorations for what he learned about the “optimal” human nest (house). Until you explained what your personal style was and why it was better than the thing he tried to do. Though the potted plants were allowed to stay, he agreed to care for them afterall.

Though the worst had to be when he began the hygiene courses. Insisting on fixing your habits, stopping you first thing in the morning to “help” you brush your teeth… by doing it for you. Brushing out your hair and putting up/styling it for you before you leave for work. And showering with you…

It wasn’t very fun, romantic, or sexy. He was being too meticulous with washing behind your ears, your legs, your face. Everything felt so awkward, even as he reached for your ass. You really should have waited to make a snarky remark. Telling him this felt like an excuse to be insanely intimate just as he slipped the scrunchy thing half up your ass. It was wildly uncomfortable… and you weren’t able to reach around at the moment given how close he was to you.

Maybe the human courses weren’t such a good idea…

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Bruh I just wanted to find some cute xenomorph couple art under #teratophilia and now after reading a bunch of graphic Minotaur nonsense I want to gouge my eyes out.

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Currently obsessed with 80s hair metal because my boy and I danced and sang to it on the 80s pop channel on tv while sharing an airbnb together