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Legendary Silver & Gold Stamps

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good luck charm

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Here are the latest three generations of pseudo-legendaries as emojis.

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Whoa it's Hal! How's it going bud? Keeping busy?

-@paldean-ranger-brandy

Like you wouldn't believe.... I swear it haven't ran around this much since I was part of Elita's squad.

I got a grant from an Unovan NGO (which I didn't think I was going to get since they took so long to give me an update) to study the effects of offshore oil drilling on deep-sea Pokémon. Which is great! But I ended up having to scramble because they needed me to use the money by the end of this year which, as you know, is coming up pretty quick. So I've been on research trips basically nonstop since mid-September. Lu is very happy about this. Spooks is not.

Also remember that shiny Skrelp I was rehabbing? She's friends with Lu now---they play in the ocean together a lot.

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appletun berry variations!

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family

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you wish you were this comfy. admit it

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Unown -- Hasuno

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's the coolest thing you've seen here in the human world? -Tropius

Hey there! I'm still coming to terms with the idea of a Pokémon that can use human language and all that, so I'm sorry if I say something wrong.

In terms of man-made inventions, I think the coolest thing I've seen are submarines. I don't often get to ride in them, but I think the fact that we've built these mobile structures that can bring people thousands of feet underwater to observe wildlife is pretty unbelievable. I think they're cooler than spaceships--which seems like a controversial opinion to people who aren't marine biologists.

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Yes, yes it is.

Congratulations ✌🏽

"slumbering type" haha loser - @pokebiologisthal

Sorry I fucking sleep??? How you gonna bully me for sleeping through the night, huh? That's every new mom's dream.

You're just jealous because you're flopping around like a rotisserie combusken

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Listen, no one is being jostled in the night because it’s bold of you to assume I hook up with ANYONE on Cove Island. It’s too much of a small town.

I did once get caught by Elita with another Ranger in my bunk, though. I pulled night shift for a month after that.

"slumbering type" haha loser - @pokebiologisthal

Sorry I fucking sleep??? How you gonna bully me for sleeping through the night, huh? That's every new mom's dream.

You're just jealous because you're flopping around like a rotisserie combusken

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Updated 8/28; new info is bolded.

OOC Info!

- This blog was inspired by @prof-peach. As such, most of the posts/reblogs will be about Hal’s interactions with Pokémon, his research and field experiences, giving advice on Pokémon care and behavior, and talking with other scientists/Pokémon rehabbers/Rangers.

- The types that Hal knows the most about are Water and Ghost. He’s pretty knowledgeable about Dragon, Grass, and Ground too, but Water and Ghost are his expertise.

- All follows and likes will come from my main, @thesleepiestbearcub.

- All asks I send will be anonymous, with a sign-off from Hal if it’s in-character.

- Not interested in high- or ultra-stakes pokéreality scenarios. If that’s the majority of what you RP or post about, I probably won’t follow you.

- I really enjoy interacting with others, so feel free to pop into my inbox anytime! I try to respond within a day. If I haven’t responded, it’s because I’m busy (I’m a full-time PhD student).

- Please blacklist ‘nsfw’ if you are a minor or don’t want to see NSFW content. While this blog won’t often have NSFW themes, Hal may have suggestive conversations with friends.

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Galarian Slowking. Look at this guy:

Showstopping. Delightful. Look at those teefs. That cape.

Everyone reblog this with your obscure favorite Pokemon. I'll start.

Drillbur. I think they are just too cute. Look at those little smiles...

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“#sleeping through the night is my milf hunting strat”

So your MILF-hunting strategy is [checks notes] imitating a baby? No wonder you’re single; that’s a skill issue.

"slumbering type" haha loser - @pokebiologisthal

Sorry I fucking sleep??? How you gonna bully me for sleeping through the night, huh? That's every new mom's dream.

You're just jealous because you're flopping around like a rotisserie combusken

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This does, unfortunately for me, check out.

somehow i did NOT get bulbasaur....

have you taken the pokémon sleep quiz yet? (thanks @pokemon-personalities for the idea i wanted to share mine!!)