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Today too, we carry, fight, multiply, and eat.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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He always brings a friend along for mealtime 🥺

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he gives me jerma vibes idk

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bloop

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oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

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Beach Day in Stardew Valley 🌞

Giving the people what they want, and that's Shane in swim trunks and boobs out as God intended 🙏

Also featuring my Farmer OC Darcy being really normal about Shane in the corner

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In case y'all were wondering what's going on over at Xiaohongshu 😭

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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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SAVE A HORSE RIDE A CURLY

LALAWWDDDD

(I’m literally a lesbian guys.)

also what are you supposed to put on tumblr posts im not used to this.

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Anna Wins ‘Tekken 3’ PlayStation Support us on Patreon

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January 1, 2025 - A stray dog in Petea receives applause for being the first to cross the newly visa-free border between Hungary and Romania, as Romania joins the Schengen area.

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The Pony Express’ minimum expense makes its crew members creative