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She spreads her sheets for me because I excel at giving her my log

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Chat am I cooking? [ work in progress ]

First time I try strictly sticking to a color palette ngl

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"charged with battery" "nerves of steel" IM ONTO YOU BETH MAY IM SO FUCKING ONTO YOU

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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this stupid baka life isn't going according to keikaku

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phantasmal & resplendent

prints

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cw: harry potter, jk rowling, transphobia

I occasionally see posts/get messages about the various harry potter references in the bright sessions, etc. and I've gotten a bunch of new followers recently so just so any new/younger listeners of my shows know:

jk rowling is a terrible transphobe whom I hold zero respect for and I haven't given a dime of my money to her since she revealed who she truly is. I want the whole bright universe to be a safe space for trans people (including the trans folks in our cast and crew!) and if I could go back and remove those references, I would. but I can't! harry potter was an extremely significant part of my life until...well, until it became very clear who she really was. it makes me so sad to think that folks might be finding TBS now and get thrown out of the story by these references, but just know that the people who made the show do not stand by jk, and that in many ways, the show is a product of its time.

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CECIL SWEEP 2023 HE IS THE FOUNDER OF THIS SITE. HE INVENTED LOVE. HES GAY, HE HAS A FUCKED UP CAT, HIS HUSBAND IS A LATINO SCIENTIST, HE HAS A SON, HE’S A RADIO HOST WITH A SEXY VOICE AND INSANE FASHION. LITERALLY HAS SO MUCH SWAG AND HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 2012. DON’T FORGET YOUR ROOTS.

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know your herstory

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sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

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ok real talk i GENUINELY hope the tumblr sexyman rematch acts as a catalyst that revitalizes the wtnv fandom. i think so many younger users on here would really like it if they actually listened to it- night vale basically laid the groundwork that allowed other fictional podcasts like tma to flourish. no i dont have physical proof of that or anything i just know it in my heart to be true.

basically my point is, if the rematch has made you curious about cecil and why he's made it so far, i URGE you to go listen to the podcast. its such a unique and interesting experience, and its still going!

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LETS GOOO #CECILSWEEP!

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knifepoint horror “staircase”

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Oh you fools…..you don’t know what you’ve done…….

GOD I want to make a stupid podcast that I immediately abandon after three episodes please give me validation just One Note and I’ll fuckinf do it I swear on my own balls