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miku but ej

is jeans under a skirt a good look???”

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Haiii:3

Haiii X3

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I remember watching bad creepypasta amvs when I was 13 and thinking to myself "I'll definitely be a well rounded adult." It's been 6 years and nothing has changed.

I’m in a very desperate situation so I’m about to actually bully myself on Tumblr

Hi :) I’m a silly person who has (un)fortunately gotten back into my creepypasta phase! Cool right? No.

Im gonna get straight to the point and say I am a 20 year old person who literally cannot for the love of fucking Satan himself find someone who is also into creepypasta and not

13 years old.

So ;)) if your into rp or just enjoy ranting about creepypasta plz reach out to me I feel so alone in this world of deranged serial killers…

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pov: you work the graveyard shift at a gas station and three dudes come in

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Tbh

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Idk why but men that look like sad wet socks are my favorite.

I mean Tim, im talking abt Tim.

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Patrick Bateman with a femboy bf. he’s too misogynistic to pursue a woman, and too homophobic to pursue a hypermasculine man. This is his comfortable middle

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Period Red.

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To everyone else who used to read slash reader fanfics about creepypastas and the like because you enjoyed the idea of someone taking you away from you're everyday life and loving you for who you are when everyone else thought you were a freak, I hope you're therapy sessions are going well. I wish they came with a loyalty card given how long I'm gonna be going.

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A ‘reader insert fic': you are the reader, nicknamed Jane. you are 5’5 with brown eyes and black hair. you are witty, confident, and strong, but fall under pressure easily. you are-

Me: my brother in christ, I am not Jane. Jane is an OC. lets not tag this as a reader insert

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michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

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I think my favorite thing that comes out of global events is inappropriate and tone deaf fanfics. So I have one question:

When is the telling Brahms the Queen is dead headcanons coming out 🤨

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Old Slendermansion Masky and Hoodie Ben is a gamer Slenderman is the dad Toby loves waffles "Hey Masky Hey Masky Hey Masky" Sally is a sweetheart Hoodies camera gay sex Jane vs Jeff EJ eats everyone's kidneys LJ and Sally are BFFs Clockworks gender and sexuality discourse everyone kills for no reason seemingly Smile dog is Jeff's pet fanfic has a certain charm to it and I will not pretend like it doesn't

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at least put it on a skate board or smthn, be pragmatic abt it, god ben

i like to think ben can only get like 4ft away from an electronic device before he gets vacuumed back into it so when he wants to go somewhere he has to take a computer on walkies with him

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He is learning where clitoris is.

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Omegling culture is having the most in depth conversation about the evolution of horror movies in pop culture with two 20 y/o’s bumping a line of cocaine in view of the camera

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They’re consuming my entire life