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Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

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I fucking love him🫡

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Your friendly reminder that of all the kids, Hugh canonically has the highest kill count in the books

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I have made Millard, my first design of them all.

Jacob x Millard shall be real (book wise only)

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"I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot"

-Legit all the kids going on the road with Jacob in A Map of Days

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post the shaun the sheep transgender agenda and run "straight" to the woods

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"RUDY!!! ARE U /SRS OR /J???"

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Rudy Singing

Just a rough animation of Rudy singing because i can

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Wilbur: What the hell is wrong with you? Lewis : I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

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Wilbur: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Lewis : No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Wilbur: It sucks. Lewis : That's not constructive criticism.

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Leela: *sees someone doing something stupid* Leela: What an idiot. Leela: *realizes it's Fry* Leela: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Lewis: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Wilbur: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

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Wilbur: How petty can you get? Lewis: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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I will never forgive Chicken Little for being so abysmally awful that it tainted people's opinions of Disney's early CGI work and made them doubt the amazing quality of Meet the Robinsons, effectively giving the latter a very undeserved box office flop

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Just rewatched Meet The Robinsons and one of my favourite moments is when Lewis is originally showing the machine and Wilbur is just looking at him in complete awe like "that's my dad".

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Lewis really spends all of Meet the Robinsons trying to find his mom as if Mildred the orphanage lady isn’t right there