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Adamsapple Angst Week 2025
Day 6: Forbidden Romance
"Paradise AU"
The plot, if Lucifer had been an obedient citizen↩️↖️➡️↘️
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How to Handle Your Birb
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💘Adamsaple Valentine day 💘
Happy Valentine day to everyone💕✨
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Inspired by Hazbin Hotel's valentines Day keychains. Lucifer's version broke my heart, so I decided to make the couple keychain with Lilith. Happy Valentines day ! 💗
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This was what his merch was, right?
#The deer man is trying to steal his daughter Lilith#this is serious#Hazbin Hotel Lilith#Lucifer Morningstar#Hazbin Hotel
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Happy Valentine’s Day Momma!
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The hearts and love type of Valentine’s Day wasn’t common in hell, but the Princess went mad for it and so the hotel was looking like a hallmark store threw up over it.
Every single pillow, even the ones in Adam’s room had either a love or heart themed cover or been replaced by pillows that looked like hearts or lips or X’s and O’s. Adam didn’t know what warehouse Charlie shopped at, but she’d brought everything.
His fucking sheets were decorated with little hearts. The cover was red. No part of his room was unvalentined, even the stupid roof had decor hanging from it.
The worst part was, it happened as he slept.
Adam was in a foul mood because of it.
He stormed down to the kitchen, pulled a heart shaped mug out of the cupboard and groaned. He poured himself some coffee and did a double take as the liquid came out red.
Sniffing the liquid, Adam determined it was coffee, just dyed red somehow.
He drank it anyway.
Sitting down at the table, he was served a heart shaped plate, with a pair of fried eggs cooked in a heart mould on toast with an X’s and O’s pattern in the toasting. At least the meat had been spared. Not the pancakes, but he ate his bacon and tried not to grumble to loudly about the stupid holiday.
He groaned as Charlie made a sappy speech about how she was so proud of them and loved them all dearly. Just fucking stab him again.
It wasn’t like he was jealous. Just because Charlie and Vaggie were sitting together making gooie lovey eyes at each other, and Angel was practically in Husk’s lap as they not to subtly flirted, and even fucking Alastor seemed to be enjoying the day as Niffty gifted him real deer heart and he gave her a small box of chocolates with a small yellow rose, it didn’t mean he was jealous that he didn’t have anyone to celebrate with.
Lucifer interrupted his jealous thoughts as he burst in with a massive display of flowers.
“I have presents!” He cheerfully called out as he delivered bouquets to people around the table.
‘Great. Now it’ll be obvious I don’t have anyone at all.’ Adam groaned to himself.
Lucifer handed out yellow and mixed colour roses to everyone but Charlie and Vaggie who received a mixed bouquet of oranges, pinks, peaches, and green roses.
At last Lucifer came to him, his hands behind his back, and Adam flushed. “I don’t need flowers.”
“I know.” Lucifer smiled. “So I didn’t get you any.”
Adam’s heart sank. He didn’t need stupid flowers, but it hurt not to be included.
Lucifer pulled out a bouquet from behind his back. Each flower was wrapped in plastic, and it took Adam a moment to realize they weren’t real flowers but beef jerky shaped like roses.
“I know you don’t really like all this lovey dovey stuff and don’t really like flowers. So I got you some beef jerky roses from the butcher shop.”
Adam turned bright red and hid his face behind the roses. “Th— thank you. It’s perfect.”
Lucifer gave a friendly wink, “I hope you have a great day, Adam.”
He spent the day thinking about Lucifer and eat his roses.
It was honestly, the most thoughtful gift anyone had ever given him. By the end of the day he’d come to realize he needed to give something in return to Lucifer.
Unfortunately, he was broke as fuck.
He tried writing a song but his tongue got all tied. He tried to just make him a card but he glued the paper to his hand and couldn’t think of anything to say.
By dinner he’d tried a few different crafts, but none seemed right. Afterwards he watched Lucifer in the lobby making a little duck toy and got an idea.
Adam went into the kitchen and got out one of the recipe books. He measured out the ingredients, mixed it all, baked it, and started decorating.
It didn’t look like much, the ducklings were a little fugly, and the hearts were dropping as the icing was melting a little. But he tried and it was all he could do. Lucifer would be retiring to his room soon.
Carefully, Adam carried the tray to the living room. He cleared his throat, his face burning, and when Lucifer looked up, Adam shoved the cupcakes into Lucifer’s face.
“It’s— happy Valentine’s Day.”
Lucifer blinked up at him, confused before smiling wide. Taking the tray and looking at the pathetic attempt at drawing ducks and hearts in icing, Lucifer laughed. Before Adam could feel like shit, Lucifer spoke up. “I love them! So cute!”
He set the tray down. “Thank you! This is great. I love sweets!” Lucifer took one and barely peeled off the wrapper before he shoved it whole into his mouth.
‘Fuck.’ Adam thought in surprise. ‘He can fit a lot into his mouth.’
That led to a different thought, and Adam flushed for a whole other reason.
Now he couldn’t help but think about that as Lucifer’s long tongue licked his lips of icing.
Lucifer patted the seat next to him. “They are delicious, Adam. Come sit with me and have some. Even I can’t eat this many at once.”
His pants were a bit tighter than normal, but Adam didn’t think it was noticeable, and he couldn’t look away from Lucifer anyway.
They sat in the lobby, eating the rather good cupcakes, Lucifer doing so obscenely, until the tray was empty.
Just when Adam thought he was free to go to his room, masturbate, and wonder what this meant for his sexuality, Lucifer placed a hand on his thigh, got up on his knees on the couch, leaned up against Adam’s body, causing Adam to start to hyperventilate, and brushed his thumb over Adam’s cheek.
Lucifer stuck the bit of icing in his mouth and moaned. His tongue was wrapped around the digit as he pulled it from his mouth. “Those were delicious, Adam.”
He smiled up at Adam, his eyes half closed and Adam couldn’t take it anymore.
Adam grabbed Lucifer by the lapels and pulled him into a kiss. The king squeaked in surprise, but made a little, “OH!” Noise as Adam moaned.
Letting Lucifer go, the man was flushed gold and giggly, “oh! Oh my!” Lucifer kept going. “That was, unexpected.” He gave another light headed giggle.
Hands found Adam’s shirt and Lucifer was in his lap, shoving Adam down into the cushions with a passionate kiss.
Adam found himself groping Lucifer’s ass as Lucifer seemed to want to devour him as lustfully as he’d ate the cupcakes.
There was a creak in the hall and Lucifer sat up holding his breath. “Let’s go to my room!”
He’s barely agreed when he was rolled off the couch and Adam found himself dropped onto Lucifer bed.
The portal barely closed and Adam’s clothing was being torn off him. Lucifer’s mouth was back on Adam’s even as Lucifer was struggling to strip himself.
This was going a lot faster than Adam had anticipated, and he was here for it.
They jerked each other off as they writhed together and made out. The need to touch each other too great to even think about anything else.
Cuddled together in the afterglow of sex, Adam couldn’t believe it had happened at all. This was the best Valentine’s Day he’d ever had.
Usually he was trolling single mixers looking for heaven-borns to fuck. This was way better.
Lucifer was practically purring on his chest and Adam got a feeling from the look in Lucifer’s eye that there would be a few more rounds to cum once they caught their breath.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, Adam.” Lucifer’s husky voice made Adam shiver and cock perk up.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, Lucifer.” Adam barely got out when he was attacked again.
He was going to be sore in the morning. But it would be worth it.
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Like I said. The beef jerky rose I got was inspiring a story. Happy Valentine’s Day, guys! 💖💖💖
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Oooooh, using Angel as an unaware information pipeline is a good way to for Vox to get info.
Oh man, the idea of the twins getting their dreams dashed and believing that's just what happens when you follow "childish" dreams hurts. Poor Charlie having to deal with both of them not believing in her.
After talking to @pinksunsetsandstarrynights about Adam having kind of dick uncle vibes, now I’m thinking of a coffee AU where Lilith and Adam are siblings and Charlie owns a struggling coffee shop.
Adam always pops by and is like, “you have a business degree, kiddo, why are you working as a barista?”
And Charlie has to constantly remind him that she owns the business!
On paper they should be doing well, but she doesn’t know that some old business partner of her current business partner, Alastor, is bad mouthing her and the business.
She’s staying afloat because Lucifer gave her a big contract to supply his offices with fresh baked goodies and coffee. And Adam is partly going to check up on her for Lilith, she and Charlie had a bit of a falling out over opening the coffee shop instead of going to work for Lucifer’s company.
Lilith’s pride won’t let her apologize first. Partly why she and Lucifer are divorced. Although, Adam knows she’s low-key happy about the divorce. She hadn’t been happy for a long time in the marriage but was being prideful and stubborn, then she and Lucifer fought about the coffee shop and she divorced him over it.
Adam is also going because sometimes, Lucifer helps out. Double checking Charlie’s books, covering on a weekend if someone is sick. Adam’s had a thing for Lucifer since high school when the twins met Lucifer and Lilith. They both liked Lucifer and Lucifer turned him down.
It would be years before Lucifer realized the reason he was so nervous around Adam was because he liked Adam. That he was so comfortable about Lilith because she was like his best friend. Lucifer has been kicking himself for marrying the wrong twin for the last year. At least he got Charlie, the apple of his eye, out of the missed chance. He didn’t regret that.
Adam had settled for Eve, and eventually she figured out he wasn’t as inter her as she was into him and figured she deserved better. She did, and he didn’t fight her on that.
So he’s single and holding a torch for Lucifer. Lucifer is single, missing that missed connection. And someone is sabotaging Charlie’s coffee shop.
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Lucifer found the perfect way to welcome Vaggie to the family- matching ducks!
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Lucifer’s Afternoon Plans
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Gift for @taradiddled
Happy Valentine’s Day!!
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👏👏👏 Oh yes! That would be an awesome extra detail for your AU! I've felt similarly since that scene in the finale when she gives him the roach crown.
After talking to @pinksunsetsandstarrynights about Adam having kind of dick uncle vibes, now I’m thinking of a coffee AU where Lilith and Adam are siblings and Charlie owns a struggling coffee shop.
Adam always pops by and is like, “you have a business degree, kiddo, why are you working as a barista?”
And Charlie has to constantly remind him that she owns the business!
On paper they should be doing well, but she doesn’t know that some old business partner of her current business partner, Alastor, is bad mouthing her and the business.
She’s staying afloat because Lucifer gave her a big contract to supply his offices with fresh baked goodies and coffee. And Adam is partly going to check up on her for Lilith, she and Charlie had a bit of a falling out over opening the coffee shop instead of going to work for Lucifer’s company.
Lilith’s pride won’t let her apologize first. Partly why she and Lucifer are divorced. Although, Adam knows she’s low-key happy about the divorce. She hadn’t been happy for a long time in the marriage but was being prideful and stubborn, then she and Lucifer fought about the coffee shop and she divorced him over it.
Adam is also going because sometimes, Lucifer helps out. Double checking Charlie’s books, covering on a weekend if someone is sick. Adam’s had a thing for Lucifer since high school when the twins met Lucifer and Lilith. They both liked Lucifer and Lucifer turned him down.
It would be years before Lucifer realized the reason he was so nervous around Adam was because he liked Adam. That he was so comfortable about Lilith because she was like his best friend. Lucifer has been kicking himself for marrying the wrong twin for the last year. At least he got Charlie, the apple of his eye, out of the missed chance. He didn’t regret that.
Adam had settled for Eve, and eventually she figured out he wasn’t as inter her as she was into him and figured she deserved better. She did, and he didn’t fight her on that.
So he’s single and holding a torch for Lucifer. Lucifer is single, missing that missed connection. And someone is sabotaging Charlie’s coffee shop.
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Okay, yes! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 I love this! All of it, the family dynamics, past relationships, and the bonus work drama going on with the sabotaging of the coffee shop's reputation.
After talking to @pinksunsetsandstarrynights about Adam having kind of dick uncle vibes, now I’m thinking of a coffee AU where Lilith and Adam are siblings and Charlie owns a struggling coffee shop.
Adam always pops by and is like, “you have a business degree, kiddo, why are you working as a barista?”
And Charlie has to constantly remind him that she owns the business!
On paper they should be doing well, but she doesn’t know that some old business partner of her current business partner, Alastor, is bad mouthing her and the business.
She’s staying afloat because Lucifer gave her a big contract to supply his offices with fresh baked goodies and coffee. And Adam is partly going to check up on her for Lilith, she and Charlie had a bit of a falling out over opening the coffee shop instead of going to work for Lucifer’s company.
Lilith’s pride won’t let her apologize first. Partly why she and Lucifer are divorced. Although, Adam knows she’s low-key happy about the divorce. She hadn’t been happy for a long time in the marriage but was being prideful and stubborn, then she and Lucifer fought about the coffee shop and she divorced him over it.
Adam is also going because sometimes, Lucifer helps out. Double checking Charlie’s books, covering on a weekend if someone is sick. Adam’s had a thing for Lucifer since high school when the twins met Lucifer and Lilith. They both liked Lucifer and Lucifer turned him down.
It would be years before Lucifer realized the reason he was so nervous around Adam was because he liked Adam. That he was so comfortable about Lilith because she was like his best friend. Lucifer has been kicking himself for marrying the wrong twin for the last year. At least he got Charlie, the apple of his eye, out of the missed chance. He didn’t regret that.
Adam had settled for Eve, and eventually she figured out he wasn’t as inter her as she was into him and figured she deserved better. She did, and he didn’t fight her on that.
So he’s single and holding a torch for Lucifer. Lucifer is single, missing that missed connection. And someone is sabotaging Charlie’s coffee shop.
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You really got that vibe across (so much so that I zoomed in on that instead of the well written smut scene, shame on me lol).
👀👀👀 I'll be keeping an eye out if you do.
Adam had had a blast at that meeting with Lucifer and Lilith’s kid.
She was what, like two hundred? And she fell for the hologram trick twice. Oh, fuck that was great. She was adorable. It really made him miss when his kids were that young. Abel never fell for the hologram trick anymore.
Oh shit, he should have pulled a coin out her ear!
Kids loved that one. They were always like, “gasp! Grandpa Adam! How did you do that?” It was great.
It was really too bad Lucifer couldn’t make it though.
He hadn’t seen that fucker since… Eden? Sera usually handled meetings with hell, but she was busy dealing with explaining away an angel’s disappearance, so he had to explain that they were moving up the exterminations.
Lucifer would have understood why, but he couldn’t exactly explain shit to Lu’s kid. Especially since she thought sinners could be redeemed. Didn’t Lucifer explain this shit to her?
Adam supposed she was just a kid and he shouldn’t have gotten so heated up. But it rubbed him the wrong way. It was the rule. You get one shot at heaven. He’d have loved to redeem his kids that didn’t made it but they were just… he paused in his thoughts, ‘they were better off being put out of their misery.’
Shaking the thought from his head, Adam did what he always did, and just ignored it.
If there was one positive about the meeting through, Adam got to see what Lucifer and Lilith’s kid looked like. He’d been curious. Exactly like her dad.
Adam laughed, at least Lucifer knew the kid was his. He and Lilith probably had all kinds of freaky sex with lots of people. The real dirty lusty stuff Adam had seen on billboards and playing on the tvs in hell on extermination day.
‘Lucifer was probably into… uhhh,’ Adam tried to remember something he’d seen, ‘those black body suits or gags or something. A whip?’ He was sure he’d seen something like that.
Whatever.
They were probably always doing kinky stuff with other people.
Adam shifted in his office chair, groping his half-hard chub at the image of how that cute little angel might look bound and gagged, ready to be fucked.
Yeah, Adam bet Lucifer loved that. Maybe he was into watching his wife getting plowed. What was the word?
He wracked his brain for a second, trying to remember what it was called when you liked watching someone fuck your wife.
In the end he couldn’t remember and just went back to groping himself.
Lucifer had been pretty cute in Eden. What would have happened if Adam had found Lucifer first? Would his dick be in that angel’s tight little ass? Would it even be tight anymore. Adam wondered what would be better. Plowing Lucifer when he was tight and screaming in pleasure at how big Adam was or Lucifer being fucked so often and well that it was practically an always ready to go pussy? His personal pocket pussy.
He wondered what anal felt like. It had to be good, right? Like, why do it if it wasn’t?
His door was locked. Adam always kept it locked.
Shedding his clothing, Adam opened a secret drawer and pulled out some lube. He’d been curious for a while, just never had the nerve.
He switched the images around in his head. Pictured himself being spread by that little angel’s dick. It would probably be pretty easy to take. Lucifer wasn’t that big of a guy. His dick couldn’t be that big.
Adam tried to telex and focus on the idea of Lucifer fucking him. He pressed a slicked finger in and, it wasn’t bad. Admittedly, he kinda like touching the sensitive skin around his ass more, but he was hard at the idea that he was being screwed by Lucifer.
Propping his feet up on the desk and slouching gave him more of a feel like he was being fucked and added to the pleasure as he teased his hole.
His phone rang but he kicked as his clothing to try and muffle it so he didn’t have to hear it. Adam tapped the phone with his toe and it went silent. He propped his foot back up and went back to masturbating.
He pictured Lucifer screwing him and moaned out his name.
“Hot.” Suddenly came from under the desk and even though it had been sons, Adam knew that voice.
Scrambling to pull out his fingers and grab for his phone, Adam fell from the chair and was left looking at Lucifer’s face on the screen.
“I wasn’t sure why you answered the phone while showing me your ass,” Lucifer teased. “I’m guess it was an accident though. Which is great for me. I have a favour to ask.”
To shut Lucifer up, Adam gave him Sera’s number. Apparently he didn’t have to time to wait for a letter and had gotten Adam’s number from Lilith. The bitch was up in heaven trying to get the exterminations called off and Sera had been ducking her for years.
Adam didn’t ask why Lucifer wanted Sera’s number, just assumed he was trying to arrange a meeting with her for Lilith. It was shocking to see their dumb brat in heaven. And Sera chewed him the fuck out for it.
Yeah, she definitely suspected that Adam gave Lucifer her number.
He did his best, but he like, no time at all to come up with a plan. Adam tried to get Vaggie to get Charlie to back down. That didn’t work.
Now he was pissed and embarrassed. Why was nothing going right??
Finally extermination day was back, baby. He could just shut all this bullshit down and never have to think about it ever again.
He just had to kill a few sinners, but they kept coming up with some annoying trick after another. Then Charlie got fucking involved.
‘Come on! I just want to crush this stupid idea and go home.’
Lucifer was not fucking hit on him right now, was he? Or maybe he was just teasing?
Ugh, why was Lucifer pretty hot now that he was all demonic and shit?
Adam didn’t understand anything that was going on. Why couldn’t they just be happy he was ending their existence?
He looked at the blade sticking out of his chest. Oh, that was a bad thing.
Well, at least he wouldn’t be embarrassed anymore about Lucifer catching him fucking himself and calling out Lucifer’s name.
That was a bonus.
“Fuck.” He was alive.
Lucifer poked him on the head. “Maybe if you want to later. I know what you’re into. But, given those shiny new horns, I think I’m going to have to say, welcome to hell.”
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Adam had had a blast at that meeting with Lucifer and Lilith’s kid.
She was what, like two hundred? And she fell for the hologram trick twice. Oh, fuck that was great. She was adorable. It really made him miss when his kids were that young. Abel never fell for the hologram trick anymore.
Oh shit, he should have pulled a coin out her ear!
Kids loved that one. They were always like, “gasp! Grandpa Adam! How did you do that?” It was great.
It was really too bad Lucifer couldn’t make it though.
He hadn’t seen that fucker since… Eden? Sera usually handled meetings with hell, but she was busy dealing with explaining away an angel’s disappearance, so he had to explain that they were moving up the exterminations.
Lucifer would have understood why, but he couldn’t exactly explain shit to Lu’s kid. Especially since she thought sinners could be redeemed. Didn’t Lucifer explain this shit to her?
Adam supposed she was just a kid and he shouldn’t have gotten so heated up. But it rubbed him the wrong way. It was the rule. You get one shot at heaven. He’d have loved to redeem his kids that didn’t made it but they were just… he paused in his thoughts, ‘they were better off being put out of their misery.’
Shaking the thought from his head, Adam did what he always did, and just ignored it.
If there was one positive about the meeting through, Adam got to see what Lucifer and Lilith’s kid looked like. He’d been curious. Exactly like her dad.
Adam laughed, at least Lucifer knew the kid was his. He and Lilith probably had all kinds of freaky sex with lots of people. The real dirty lusty stuff Adam had seen on billboards and playing on the tvs in hell on extermination day.
‘Lucifer was probably into… uhhh,’ Adam tried to remember something he’d seen, ‘those black body suits or gags or something. A whip?’ He was sure he’d seen something like that.
Whatever.
They were probably always doing kinky stuff with other people.
Adam shifted in his office chair, groping his half-hard chub at the image of how that cute little angel might look bound and gagged, ready to be fucked.
Yeah, Adam bet Lucifer loved that. Maybe he was into watching his wife getting plowed. What was the word?
He wracked his brain for a second, trying to remember what it was called when you liked watching someone fuck your wife.
In the end he couldn’t remember and just went back to groping himself.
Lucifer had been pretty cute in Eden. What would have happened if Adam had found Lucifer first? Would his dick be in that angel’s tight little ass? Would it even be tight anymore. Adam wondered what would be better. Plowing Lucifer when he was tight and screaming in pleasure at how big Adam was or Lucifer being fucked so often and well that it was practically an always ready to go pussy? His personal pocket pussy.
He wondered what anal felt like. It had to be good, right? Like, why do it if it wasn’t?
His door was locked. Adam always kept it locked.
Shedding his clothing, Adam opened a secret drawer and pulled out some lube. He’d been curious for a while, just never had the nerve.
He switched the images around in his head. Pictured himself being spread by that little angel’s dick. It would probably be pretty easy to take. Lucifer wasn’t that big of a guy. His dick couldn’t be that big.
Adam tried to telex and focus on the idea of Lucifer fucking him. He pressed a slicked finger in and, it wasn’t bad. Admittedly, he kinda like touching the sensitive skin around his ass more, but he was hard at the idea that he was being screwed by Lucifer.
Propping his feet up on the desk and slouching gave him more of a feel like he was being fucked and added to the pleasure as he teased his hole.
His phone rang but he kicked as his clothing to try and muffle it so he didn’t have to hear it. Adam tapped the phone with his toe and it went silent. He propped his foot back up and went back to masturbating.
He pictured Lucifer screwing him and moaned out his name.
“Hot.” Suddenly came from under the desk and even though it had been sons, Adam knew that voice.
Scrambling to pull out his fingers and grab for his phone, Adam fell from the chair and was left looking at Lucifer’s face on the screen.
“I wasn’t sure why you answered the phone while showing me your ass,” Lucifer teased. “I’m guess it was an accident though. Which is great for me. I have a favour to ask.”
To shut Lucifer up, Adam gave him Sera’s number. Apparently he didn’t have to time to wait for a letter and had gotten Adam’s number from Lilith. The bitch was up in heaven trying to get the exterminations called off and Sera had been ducking her for years.
Adam didn’t ask why Lucifer wanted Sera’s number, just assumed he was trying to arrange a meeting with her for Lilith. It was shocking to see their dumb brat in heaven. And Sera chewed him the fuck out for it.
Yeah, she definitely suspected that Adam gave Lucifer her number.
He did his best, but he like, no time at all to come up with a plan. Adam tried to get Vaggie to get Charlie to back down. That didn’t work.
Now he was pissed and embarrassed. Why was nothing going right??
Finally extermination day was back, baby. He could just shut all this bullshit down and never have to think about it ever again.
He just had to kill a few sinners, but they kept coming up with some annoying trick after another. Then Charlie got fucking involved.
‘Come on! I just want to crush this stupid idea and go home.’
Lucifer was not fucking hit on him right now, was he? Or maybe he was just teasing?
Ugh, why was Lucifer pretty hot now that he was all demonic and shit?
Adam didn’t understand anything that was going on. Why couldn’t they just be happy he was ending their existence?
He looked at the blade sticking out of his chest. Oh, that was a bad thing.
Well, at least he wouldn’t be embarrassed anymore about Lucifer catching him fucking himself and calling out Lucifer’s name.
That was a bonus.
“Fuck.” He was alive.
Lucifer poked him on the head. “Maybe if you want to later. I know what you’re into. But, given those shiny new horns, I think I’m going to have to say, welcome to hell.”
#Oh I love Adam’s thought process throughout this fic#Especially in the beginning#It reminds you that not only is he a dad but a grandpa too#Adamsapple#Hazbin Hotel#Fanfiction
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Looks like the apple doesn't fall far 🍎👑
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indulgence
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It's then Lilith asks, "what are you so afraid of??"
And in a meek voice Lucifer replies, "I... I'm afraid I'll wake up one day and not know who I am anymore..."
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