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I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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hey! *rotoscopes your fool*

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Medicine - Gustav Klimt, 1907

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the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

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desert

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I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

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Rekha as Umrao Jaan // Umrao Jaan (1981)

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

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Rian Phin

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Two Art Nouveau Gold Necklaces, by Lucien Gaillard

First necklace is designed as a series of rectangular-shaped brown glass and gold leaf links alternating with discs of bell-shaped flowers, mounted in gold, circa 1905.

Second necklace is composed of a series of openwork chased panels depicting a spray of matted gold ivy leaves with black and brown enamel berries, to threaded curved bar-link necklace and bolt ring clasp, circa 1900.

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For the last like 2000 years you could get pussy just by being a guy. Now with divorce and the pill and women having jobs and bank accounts and shit, things have changed. If youre a dude and you want pussy you actually have to ask nicely. This will lead to the collapse of several nation states.

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guys shut the fuck up this is the only thing im gonna talk about for the rest of all time 

(publicly shared video of a sweetheart’s dance from Rodney Stanger on fb)

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