fairylander
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fairylander · 35 minutes ago
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He knew about concerned citizens.  Whoever they were, they all spoke the same private language where ‘traditional values’ mean 'hang someone.’
Terry Pratchett, “The Truth”
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fairylander · 9 hours ago
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carmen de los mártires in granada, spain ⋅ ph. iharvera 
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fairylander · 13 hours ago
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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fairylander · 17 hours ago
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fairylander · 21 hours ago
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fairylander · 1 day ago
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Warwick Goble
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fairylander · 1 day ago
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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fairylander · 2 days ago
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Easter morning on the Isle of Islay, Scotland (via)
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fairylander · 2 days ago
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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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fairylander · 2 days ago
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It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts
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fairylander · 2 days ago
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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
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fairylander · 2 days ago
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Gah, me too
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fairylander · 2 days ago
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fairylander · 3 days ago
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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fairylander · 3 days ago
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Mimi Vang Olsen
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fairylander · 3 days ago
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Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.
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fairylander · 3 days ago
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Tea Rex by dtmander. (source)
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