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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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In the Troops’ Quarters outside Paris by Anton von Werner, 1894 (detail)
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this is coming from a vulnerable place (sunday afternoon)
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wish yall would stop calling rejection of mainstream beauty expectations as “embracing ugliness” :(
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The Love Letter by Eugene de Blaas (Italian, 1843–1932)
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i love to use my pedestrian right of way... youre not going lol
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idk who needs to hear this today but you don't have to marry a man if you don't want to
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siberian cows photographed by marina fomina, 2019
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what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product
what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners
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