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sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass
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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
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“tumblr ceo sucks too” oh mood my bad I honestly forget we even have a ceo I kind of just view this website as a self governed purgatory that runs on sulfur and spite alone
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my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”
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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me
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POV you are a little black seadevil swimming to the surface of the ocean
Certain things are sacred.
Meant for some eyes
And not others.
A sea foam of cloud tops
Swirling against the blue underbelly of space
Meant only for the eyes of birds.
A cage of ribs settled
Silent on the seafloor; a boneyard in the dark abyss
Meant only for me
I should not be up here
In defiance
Of my morphology
But now that I am,
I rise
That I may catch a glimpse of sun-dappled sky
And the eye blazing above the surface
Needling at my flesh:
The teeth of retribution.
I rise and I know
as Icarus knew when he fell
There are some things we were not meant to see
But it is worth the price.
It is worth the undoing.
~M
#black seadevil#anglerfish#poetry#i wrote this about a fish#dont judge me#thank you @imgonnabeyourbubblegumwitch#angler fish#seadevil#fish#poems#Icarus#can you tell im currently reading Song of Achilles#fish February
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genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand
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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue
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