phrxgs - Tumblr blog

[phrxgs]

I love how we all just forgot about the Agency -> Mafia transfer for a solid few months, and now we just suddenly remembered it because we need something to take our minds off of ch117

[phrxgs]

absolute morons

Hua Cheng:I have a beloved.

Xie Lian: Oh. Wonderful!

Xie lian: >:(

…

Xie Lian: I have a most trusted person.

Hua Cheng: Oh. Great!

Hua Cheng: >:(

…

Yin Yu: they’re both idiots.

[phrxgs]

Chuuya: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Dazai: Pi.

Chuuya: Pi?

Dazai: Low level, but never ending.

[phrxgs]

more nonsense

part 1

[phrxgs]

enemies to lovers with characters who work together!

tag your results!

[phrxgs]

117 discussion

my, was this a wild ride.

(my thoughts below the cut)

we got akutagawa back!!!! (but at what cost..)

2nd official confirmed death since odasaku (main series). no more death baiting ig

AYA CRYING BROKE MY HEART.

(feel free to comment your thoughts!)

[phrxgs]

it’s them

[phrxgs]

made a fic! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57900751

Random head cannon about SKK:

They both still have each others number but they’re blocked.

They both still text eachother things they wanted to say to eachother but never got the chance. Chuuya would send send stuff like

“What the hell is wrong with you?! why did you just up and leave me?!”

Stuff like that. Complaining and angry that Dazai left him. But he’s also catch him up on all the dumb things that has happened as if he was still able to have a full on conversation about them.

“Elise just threw Cake at the boss. He’s now sitting in the corner while Elise is yelling at him because he got the wrong type of cake.”

Meanwhile Dazai is like

“You still short? Have you grown?”

Or

“Kunikida is being mean to meeeeeeee!!!!!!!”

Idk, I just thought of this while scrolling through some skk angst on here.

I also feel like they would vent to eachother even tho they know the other won’t see it.

Then Dazai unblocks Chuuya to see if he still texts him like he does. it’d be about 2-3 days after unblocking him and he woke up to a bunch of venting text from him.

[phrxgs]

dear LORD is this true.

you want some wholesome teenager crush bickering? in 'the day i picked up dazai', dazai ranted to odasaku about chuuya like a child telling their parent about their crush.

want a generally gay scene? look no further than dead apple.

my fav thing about skk is it can cater to whatever your heart desires but both sides of the coin actually work in canon…

you want angsty toxic yaoi? dazai watched chuuya lose everyone he loved and then left him too, without a word. vanished for 2 years and showed up as a traitor to the PM, chuuya’s “family”.

you want sweet soulmate fluff? the author literally said they’re one soul in two bodies. there’s official art of them going on a cute date. dazai said he chose to LIVE for chuuya.

you can either make them kiss like barbies or strangle each other with coat hangers and both work!

[phrxgs]

Sometimes I like to cry. (Thank you, Character.AI)

Ango nods in agreement, lifting his glass up as well. They clink their glasses together and drink the sake, the sharp taste of alcohol coating their tongues and sending a warm, familiar burn down their throats. It's almost like the old days again, except the three of them are only two now.

It's almost like the old days again, except the three of them are only two now.

the three of them are only two now.

[phrxgs]

you're shining light on a serious topic that needs to be addressed

he probably also bought the pony a mini hat tbh

Is it just me who thinks this or does dazai have a collection of my little pony figurines and worships apple jack bc it's orange like chuuya?

[phrxgs]

Higuchi: "What a beautiful day!"

Higuchi: "Isn't it a beautiful day?"

Tachihara: "You saw Akutagawa, didn't you."

Higuchi: "And he smiled at me-"

[phrxgs]

[phrxgs]

sometimes i think about how the irl authors the characters are based on would react if they watched BSD

Dazai/Shuuji Tsushima: "Oh sick! They made me a super important character!" Dazai/Shuuji Tsushima: "Ew I'm Chuuya's partner in crime?" Dazai/Shuuji Tsushima: "WTF DO YOU MEAN I EMOTIONALLY ABUSED RYUUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA?!"

Chuuya Nakahara: "Gravity Manipulation mafia underboss? Sick!" Chuuya Nakahara: "Ew wtf is going on in between me and Dazai?"

Ogai/Rintarou Mori: "Oh, sick, they made me a doctor like I was IRL!" Ogai/Rintarou Mori: "...Why am I an implied lolicon?"

Ozaki Kouyou: "Ooh, they made me a samurai mafia underboss!" Ozaki Kouyou: "...Why am I a woman?"

[phrxgs]

my my, how the turntables

Dead Apple doodles (︶▽︶)

(Inspired by one of Ganji's sketches)

[phrxgs]

Atsushi: "Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here."

Random: "Oh, is your car okay?"

Atsushi: "Car?"