phosphorus-guy

[phosphorus-guy]

As I was looking at your periodic table I realized it's missing an element

THE ELEMENT OF SUPRISE!

AH!! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

[phosphorus-guy]

Phosphorus is a pretty silly guy. Please consider. White phosphorus is pretty dangerous! Woah! This silly guy doesn’t really like air because it burns when it touches that and it doesn’t really like skin either. Don’t take it too personally, everyone who touches it will no protection gets burns. It’s not singling you out on purpose! Red phosphorus is a bit more chill but still a silly guy! This one’s pretty safe and is used on some matches. It still does get fired up sometimes. Now violet phosphorus! This guy is just like red. But a bit Imore cool! Because purple’s a badass color. Black phosphorus is kindaaaa artificial as far as o great phosphorus guy is aware of but we welcome it to the club anyways!! It’s our safest guy and while admittedly o great phosphorus guy has no idea what it does, it looks awesome!!! Plus points for awesomeness.

[phosphorus-guy]

Atomic number: 15

Atomic mass: 30.973762

Group: Nitrogen/Pnictogens

Nonmetal.

Colorful and varying in properties. Get fired up for…

PHOSPHORUS!!!!

[phosphorus-guy]

what is team chnops?

these guys. they're some of the main constituents of living organisms