phoewrightnix
phoewrightnix
Phoenix (Wrong)
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Hello. My name is Phoenix Wright. I am a defense lawyer, originally from Japan, now living somewhere in dungeons and dragons. I don't know where I am, but apparently I am the only lawyer. Please help.
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phoewrightnix 6 hours ago
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Tried to sleight of hand some evidence but I got a nat 1, and of COURSE the detective gets a 23 on perception
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phoewrightnix 20 hours ago
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Y'know I always thought that rogues would be the most common offenders for robbery but I was actually right it is rogues
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phoewrightnix 1 day ago
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Just so we're clear, "I'm a fighter" is NOT a good defense for murdering a random shopkeep.
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phoewrightnix 2 days ago
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Just discovered the circle of truth spell this court shit is easy
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phoewrightnix 3 days ago
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Hey Phoenix. Is stacking glyphs of warding on top of each other illegal?
Yes. The space of which they occupy, or whatever object they are stacked on, is classified as a weapon of mass destruction. Please don't do this.
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phoewrightnix 3 days ago
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I'm so tired of these God damn bards they keep getting high deception checks and the idiot judge has a negative insight.
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phoewrightnix 3 days ago
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Just found out I gotta defend a rogue I might just quit my job tbh
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phoewrightnix 4 days ago
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hey phoenix wright. If I as an artificer magically tinker with a wizards wand to have quack whenever it casts a spell, would that be illegal?
Yes. Magically altering another casters arcane focus would be battery.
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phoewrightnix 4 days ago
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Most lawyers won't defend barbarians, but "I was raging" is a real defense! I'll always help you out!
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phoewrightnix 5 days ago
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Attention artificers! Please stop tinkering with evidence, it's really childish and I'm TIRED OF IT
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phoewrightnix 5 days ago
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A lot of druids don't know this for some reason so quick PSA; It is illegal to wildshape into animals that are invasive to the area you are currently in.
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phoewrightnix 5 days ago
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Wizards are so oblivious like yes it's illegal to cast fireball into a glyph of warding omfg. For intelligence based people they're dumb as rocks.
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phoewrightnix 6 days ago
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Failed my persuasion check on the judge today, immediately got held in contempt. Fml.
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phoewrightnix 6 days ago
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Witness is a bard fml this is gonna suck
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phoewrightnix 7 days ago
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I hate those days in the courtroom where I run out of sorcery points so I can't use subtle spell and suddenly I'm "being disbarred" for "using magic to tamper with the witness"
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phoewrightnix 7 days ago
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Just stole some character sheets why does gumshoe only have a +3 to investigation meanwhile my boyfriend and I have a +10
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phoewrightnix 7 days ago
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just found a piece of evidence and it turns out it's a mimic fml
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