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hello gamers.

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First, the word is semen, not cum, as I would never use such childish words. Second, it is a goblet, not a chalice.

Never interact with me again, ‘kay?

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gamers. rise up

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Reblog this if your muse has pretty eyes.

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what colour is your love language?

  ❥  peacock!

        ❀ Key words: gifts, doting, devotion.

A crazy love that makes you want to tell every stranger you meet about it! Your love is wild and extravagant. You feel most loved when you're being showered in the attention of choice. You're a unique person, and you deserve to feel that way by the people you adore! You show your love by making the recipient feel as if they are the most treasured person in your life.

       ❀ Best matched with: Peacock, Mulberry, Scarlet

TAGGED BY:  @frenziedhound (:  TAGGING: if ya see it? go for it!

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Nishikaren.

What did I ever do to you??

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Saturdays are for the boys

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Why did nobody tell me how absolutely awesome and hilarious yakuza is???

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I hope I didn’t accidentally predict sometging through a meme

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YOU’RE THE DEPARTMENT PIN-UP BOY. War hero and crime fighter, what a combination. — Don’t believe everything you read in the papers. ★ INDIE COLE PHELPS OF ROCKSTAR’S L.A. NOIRE. 1940s canon with modern + fandom verses. Private, selective, mid-activity.

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is discord having a stroke guys or is it just me

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alright im literally stupid and blind so if anyone has something going with me that im not seeing (which is. anything because i cant fucking read)

please yell at me.

while i perhaps do asks

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RUNS IN

im gonna get to the things i owe (?) whatever they may be

so lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

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                “ you think the world gives two shits if there’s a point or not?                                    keep that up and it’ll break you.”

                   Semi-Selective Goro Majima. Crossover && OC friendly. Kiryu-chan here!!

Promo credit: hawkshawed Art credit: akulin

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spongebob squarepants sentence starters

change around as you see fit!

‘ oh brother , this guy STINKS! ‘

‘ my leg! ‘

‘ chocolate? CHOCOLATE! ‘

‘ the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. ‘

‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ‘

‘ fine , i guess you’re gonna miss the … panty raid. ‘

‘ do you smell that? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells … smelly. ‘

‘ don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? ‘

‘ can i be excused for the rest of my life? ‘

‘ goodbye , everyone. i’ll remember you all in therapy! ‘ 

‘ firmly grasp it in your hand. ‘

‘ FIRMLY GRASP IT! ‘

‘ well , it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret , thereby , secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets , secretly. ‘

‘ come on. you know , i wumbo , you wumbo, he / she / me wumbo. wombology , the study of wumbo! it’s first grade , _____! ‘ 

‘ just get outta here you stupid , dumb animal! ‘

‘ we don’t need television. not as long as we have our imagination. ‘

‘ you just can’t wait for me to die , can you? ‘

‘ this is a load of barnacles … ‘

‘ this is not your average , everyday darkness. this is … advanced darkness. ‘

‘ i’m not just ready , i’m ready freddy. ‘

‘ i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. ‘

‘ ravioli , ravioli , give me to formuoli. ‘

‘ too bad that didn’t kill me. ‘

‘ well it may be stupid , but it’s also dumb. ‘

‘ quick , _____ , without think: if you could have anything right now what would it be? ‘

‘ we’ve been smeckledorfed! ‘

‘ oh well , i guess i’m not wearing any pants today. ‘

‘ umm , i got it. lets get naked! ‘

‘ a five letter word for happiness … money! ‘

‘ woo! shake it! shake it! yeah! shake that bubble butt! ‘

‘ _____! your genius is showing! “

“ you’re nothing but pure evil! just like newspaper comics! ‘

‘ liar , liar , plants for hire! ‘

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media quotes sentence meme

i looked through the gifsets reblogged by the famous burgertv tumblr and hand selected a few quotes from tv shows & movies. change however you see fit.

“ lets clear the air. are there any more lies i should know about?”

“ i’m not basic. ya basic! “

“ any last words? “

“ you stole my car! i like my car! “

“ how did you find me? “

“ i just thought that we could hang out. “

“ i’m not doing anything else for men today. “

“ you are stronger than you believe. “

“ what is … happening … ? “

“ man , we are in a social slump. “

“ they’re all the same. some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. it’s insulting. “

[ sung in the tune to ‘ o christmas tree ‘ ] “ apocalypse , apocalypse , we caused it with our dumbness. “

“ why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? “

“ oh , put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it , _____! “

“ the nights are the hardest. but then the day comes , and that’s every bit as hard as the night. and then the night comes again… “

“ you’re brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous. “

“ your accent is so cute. “

“ what the fuckity-fuck is that? “

“ i’m not doing cocaine , _____. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable. “

“ should i apologize or leave? i’mma leave. “

“ i’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. “

“ if you could see your whole life from start to finish , would you change things? “

“ hold on. are you filling those squirt guns with fake blood? “ 

“ oh my god , please please don’t kill me! i’m not caught up yet on my shows! “

“ no one dislikes you , _____. “

“ stop being so mean to me , or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you! “

“ hey , i was never happy! i was just less pissed off. “ 

“ you know what? forget i offered to help you. forget the entire fucking idea. “

“ my tv is broken, and i can not be alone with my thoughts. “

“ … but i found you , didn’t i? “

“ ‘ be myself ‘ what kind of garbage advice is that? “

“ but this is helping … hearing your voice. “

“ besides … i look cute in a tiara. “

“ i’m about to do something terrible. “

“ when i write about my life , and i will , i will not be kind. “

“ eat shit and die. “

“ i make grave mistakes all the time. “

“ maybe you’re not so bad after all. “

“ where is my candy , you son of a bitch? “

“ bitch , i told you i was gonna wreck it. “