phazmid
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phazmid · 2 years ago
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I was driving up to a friend’s for the weekend on Friday and nearly broke down in tears because I saw a billboard on the side of a southern highway. It had the same yellow background with red text that those awful, ubiquitous “Jesus Saves!” billboards have. I nearly missed it.
It said:
“Rejoice! God loves trans kids!”
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Happy 30th Birthday Andrew VanWyngarden!!! (February 1, 1983)
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Just as the edibles kicked in, I randomly discovered this incredible time capsule in the bad part of town.
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phazmid · 2 years ago
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Departing
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Parappa the Rapper Bandai Vintage Stickers Sheets Scanned by me
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𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐒
(October 2022)
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photos by Zackery Michael
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My favorite Tolkien illustrations by Cor Blok in no particular order:
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Bilbo and Gollum. Bilbo is the moon for some reason which is cool i guess
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Smeagol and Deagol. I love the seaweed in the background, great attention to detail
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Frodo serving Robin Hood-realness at his and Bilbo’s birthday party. Literally iconic
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Isildur taking the ring from Sauron. Its great but I would like to see more of Sauron than just his hand, because I think he has the potential to look really cool
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Pippin jumping into the bath at Crickhollow… no comment
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Bilbo gives the Mithril coat to Frodo. Great poses, very stiff and awkward. I like it.
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The fellowship. This one is a classic.
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Gandalf and the balrog. Amazing
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Boromir trying to take the ring from Frodo. I love the way he reaches for his sword, it looks very natural
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Merry and Pippin and Treebeard. I like his legs and the fact that it looks like he’s wearing shorts.
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Giambattista Valli | Spring/Summer 2023
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If every website that updated it’s UI rolled it back after users complained that it was ugly and a downgrade, the internet would look the same as it did in 1999.
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Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like "hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I'm talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space of one dog. A neutron star of a dog. Compress that motherfucker. Make it stupid also."
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Glenn Dean, American
"Prairie Moonrise"
oil on linen
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