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A pleasing edit of Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek.

Very thought-provoking.

Jason Derulo owes her a portion of his career.

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wow Martin's cheekbones are HNNNG-tastic. 

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So, the WBC say they're going to picket the Sandy Hook funeral.

I hope WBC get their arses kicked so hard they choke on the foot.

Westboro Baptist Church

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the shipping name thorki sounds like a flavor of beef jerky

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the expression on tux's face

exactly what I do when I see people with mad dancing abilities

also, people...

she doesn't look any older than 5 or 6

when I was that age, I could hardly take a step without faceplanting

as is the case today

sigh.

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A band of guys named Zebrahead doing a hardcore yet absolutely hilarious send-up of Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.

Notice I said guys?

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no need to get sharp

the staff meeting…  I actually laughed so hard 

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All the HH songs have top-notch lyrics. Here, have a favourite of mine.

For those of you unaware of the awesomeness of Horrible Histories, this is Dick Turpin the Highwayman meets Adam and the Ants in the middle of a Monty Python sketch while tipping his tricorne to Blackadder.

Be warned - it's really quite catchy.

Oh, and Mat Baynton is made of sex.

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wow, that's some exam! also kudos to your teacher/professor/resident art sensei who set the paper.

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Awful bad form from LokisPerfection. I'd say someone needs to tear them a new one, but that'd just be sinking to their level. People on Twitter, please do us Hiddlesfans a favour and unfollow this sorry excuse for a Hiddlestoner.

A few days back, Tom Hiddleston went out on a date with a fellow actress Sian Clifford.

While it’s normal for fans to be curious about what’s going on with the celebrities they love and maybe even indulge in a bit of speculation, there are people out there who might call themselves “fans”…but who are nothing more than crazy stalkers. 

The self-declared “LokisPerfection” from the screencaps above, who, to top it off, CLAIMS TO SPEAK FOR ALL OF FANDOM !!!!!! went ahead and tweeted Sian with slander, insults and a ton of hate.

And Sian read that tweet. 

If you feel that sending hate-filled, insulting, abusive tweets (or mail) to people is NOT o.k., and if you’d like to spread the news about what happened, please re-blog.

Me, I’ll go and follow  @SiansUniverse now.

And I’ll also favourite the tweet about how great a joy it is to have a BLOCK button:  https://twitter.com/SiansUniverse/status/279936217569718274

I won’t tweet her, since she obviously reads the tweets she gets and I don’t want to spam her…but I do want make at least one small gesture that will show that there are people who are NOT o.k. with the kind of harassment she got and who are willing to back her up.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Lokis-Army-HQ/228546763945242

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SMITE ME, O MIGHTY SMITER

(irony? what irony?)

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so basically nic cage in drag.

what a breakthrough.

i present to you

nicolas minaj

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Just watched The Reichenbach Fall.

And I need to get something out of my system.

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*obligatory spoiler space*

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*waits impatiently for relevant people to clear out*

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*checks for anyone still around*

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Okay, right.

SHERLOCK YOU COCKY KNOW-IT-ALL ARSEWIPE DIPSHIT BASTARD I HOPE JOHN CUSSES YOU OUT, SOCKS YOU A GOOD ONE, AND REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE FOR AT LEAST A WEEK AND A HALF. AND I ALSO HOPE YOU FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF JOHN JUST SO HE CAN HAVE A MUCH NEEDED LAUGH AT YOUR EXPENSE. ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE NOT THE FALL-FLAT-ON-YOUR-FACE BIT, YOU MIGHT GIVE THE POOR BASTARD FLASHBACKS, YOU SICK TWISTED SON OF A BITCH. 

Phew. No, wait, there’s a bit more.

HOW THE FLYING FUCK DID YOU DO THAT, YOU… IMPOSSIBLE… *incoherently strangles the air*

Yep, that’s it.

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*okay guys you can all come back now*

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NATHAN YOUNG FROM MISFITS IS AN ARSEHAT

(why are arsehats so compelling??)

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so Rachel Weisz got put up for a Golden Globe for her role in The Deep Blue Sea, and congratulations are in order, she did deserve it, but where's Hiddleston's nod?? He was just as awesome...

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Do you know just how many popular songs use the chord grades I, V, vi, and IV?

i.e. Save Tonight (Eagle Eye Cherry), Forever Young (Alphaville), Take On Me (A-Ha), Poker Face and Paparazzi (Lady Gaga), Scar (Missy Higgins), etc., etc.

These guys (Lee, Jordan, and Benny) manage to fit around 30 (probably more!) such songs into this performance, and they do it so well - the three of them are amazing musicians.

Their band name? THE AXIS OF AWESOME.

I mean, enough said.