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🍿The Pfatter Pfilm Pfestival 🎬

Every year, the Pfatter U Film Studies department holds their esteemed Pfatter Pfilm Pfestival, featuring the best work from their most talented film students.

The Pfestival’s theme for 2025 was “Expand Your Horizons,” and as you’ll see, the finalists’ work really exemplifies what it means to truly transform.

We hope you’ll enjoy this clips from the third place film, Grow Lamp!

Synopsis: a genie promises to fulfill a college baseball player’s dreams of playing in the big leagues, but will his grand aspirations lead to even bigger consequences?

Do these teasers from the first and second place winners pique your interest?

Making Weight (first-runner up): a college wrestling coach aspires to move his entire roster into the heavyweight division, with help from a very special new scale.

The Big House (first prize): in the not-so-distant future, the prison population is rapidly expanding as one warden goes to extreme measures to keep the inmates from escaping.

If so, join our Senior Class tier to enjoy clips from the top three pfilms, and to vote on what you’d like to see next!

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Pfatter Archives: Now with Audio!

Danny the Pfatter social media intern here! I’ve successfully restored the audio on four of our old posts. The technology isn’t perfect yet, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy these four expanded scenes from our archives, now featuring our students’ voices and sound effects!

The video above features Tim, a Chiseld College student who was tricked into trying the Thickening Machine by his friend/rival Benji. The rest of it is posted on our Patreon!

I’ve also uploaded three other posts from the archives, now with full audio, including:

Thom, one of the Big Men on Campus, enjoying a slice of pizza or two during his Spring Break.

Kenny, a member of the Heavy Lifters Club who’s been hiding his growing gut under his Thinner compression shirt.

Tutor of the Year Justin offering a very special cupcake to underclassman Ryan.

Join our Senior Class to see these videos from our archives given new life, and stay tuned for many more, when you join our Senior Class tier!

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Normally, we at Pfatter University would never post something so scandalous - but it’s for a good cause! Every year, our Pfatt Gives Back student organization donates money to causes in need; one of their most successful fundraisers is selling a quite steamy calendar called Snacks with Snacks, which as you can see features some of our most attractive students posing with their favorite junk food … in very little clothing! 😳

The calendar won’t be out until Christmastime, but we figured we’d share a sneak preview. Above you’ll see footage of Augie, a Pfatter Sophomore, enjoying his favorite treat, pizza, while relaxing in his dorm.

Join our Senior Class tier to see many more photos from the Snacks with Snacks photoshoot - and an exclusive behind-the-scenes video featuring Augie and his three classmates: Ignacio, Jeremiah, and Sonny! Enjoy! 😉🐷

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TRANSFORM YOURSELF AT PFATTER U!

The Pfatter U Admissions team has been working on a big promotional video, highlighting all the truly transformational opportunities we have to offer: the Thickening Machine and GroBig Mass Gain powder, to our all new Bloat Ray, you’ll leave your skinny jeans behind when you enroll at Pfatter University!

Watch this preview to see our student bodies grow as they rapidly pack on the pounds! Drop a comment to let our Admissions Team know if you’ll be sending in your application! 😉🐷

Want to see the other half of this promo? Join our Senior Class tier to watch, and to access our extensive video library of all the big men on campus!

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GroBig or Go Home!™️

This year, Pfatter U gained a new sponsor - GroBig Mass Gainer protein powder! This partnership has led to many opportunities for Pfatter Athletics, most recently this brand new ad debuting on cable and streaming platforms later this month!

The promo features over a minutes of athlete and staff testimonials as they flaunt the results of their GroBig regimens and prove just how quickly their fast-acting Mass Gainer formula takes effect! A big thanks to all the student athletes who participated - and a special shout out to Coach Paunsch from the lacrosse team - we can see you’ve been sneaking some GroBig into your work out shakes 😉🐷

This is just half of the commercial! Want to see the rest? Join our Senior Class tier to enjoy our extensive library of Pfatter U videos!

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Let’s look back at Phi Alpha Tau’s annual event, the Muddy Pig Festival! To celebrate the expansive list of student achievements every year, our resident f(r)at boys wet down the quad and hold a long list of events in the mud, from pie-eating contests to mud wrestling and crowning the Biggest Pig of the Year! This year, the honor went to sophomore Andy, a psych major and Pfatter U rugby player, who gained 160lbs in one semester!

To see an even longer highlight reel from the Festival, including Andy’s crowning, join our Senior Class tier!

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Hey Pfatter Fans! Danny the Pfatter U social media intern here with an important message: MY BAD!

Every time I’ve uploaded a video this year, I’ve accidentally muted the audio track. You’ve been watching all our footage - in silence! And no one said anything??

While I see if there’s anything I can do about our previous uploads, we’ve posted a little retrospective on the 2024-2025 school year on our Patreon - and this time you can hear what our seniors have to say. Here’s a small sample - a clip from one of senior offensive linemen Tavyon’s famous Dining Hall reviews. That tray is stacked - and he went back for seconds! (Volume up!)

P.S. is it me or does this VIDEO look hi-def, almost 3-D?

Join the Faculty Tier to see the rest of the clips in one big supercut retrospective, including: candid student life, vlog clips, exciting transformations, and more!

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We are very proud to announce that Justin, a graduating Culinary Arts major, has been named our Tutor of the Year!

When a student isn’t achieving their full potential, we assign them a knowledgeable, well-fed upperclassman tutor who is authorized to use any motivation necessary to expand their knowledge (and waistlines). Justin began tutoring under-eating underclassmen during his junior year and started seeing results right away.

Sophomore hockey player Brad, a former tutee of Justin’s, had this to say: “Justin was the best tutor. He really encouraged me to double down on my studies, making sure I always put in 100% effort. He worked with my busy schedule and met me in the locker room before practice, and he always made sure to bring his special cupcakes!”

Pfatter U is proud to have students like Justin who are invested in making sure every student makes it big on our campus!

Watch three more of Justin’s tutoring sessions by joining our Senior Class tier!

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, or in this case, a thousand pounds! As a tribute to our graduating class of 2025, let’s see how far they’ve come by comparing their Student ID photos - from their first week of freshman year to their start as seniors! Here’s Gavin, an econ major, who went from a measly 180lbs to a whopping 400 in just four years! You can really tell he’s embodied our university motto: Imagine a Pfatter U!

Watch the evolutions of Jalen, Kamal, Phineas, and Marco by joining our Senior Class tier. Stay tuned as we post tributes to the Class of ‘25 over the course of the week!

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Can you believe it? Another school year is coming to a close! At Pfatter University, our students are cramming their brains full of knowledge and their mouths full of food as they prepare for finals.

There’s a small percentage of our student body who make it all the way to May without gaining any weight, and we’d hate for them to feel left out! This morning, a special package was delivered to the dorms of our fittest students - a little much-needed encouragement as they start the final stretch of the ‘24-‘25 school year.

Sawyer nearly tripped over the package as he left his dorm room on his way to the fitness center. He was determined to get a workout in before his study session with a classmate. He grabbed the box and took it with him, noticing the message on the tag: “Hope you score big on your final exams!” …

Read the rest of Sawyer’s story, and watch the supercut video with three other underweight students - Dante, Arjun, and Levon - trying on their very own pair of Get Pfatt shorts, by joining the Senior Class tier!

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A favorite feature of Pfatter U’s fitness center is our sauna, a favorite spot for our students to simply relax and let go. Installed by a world-renowned, obese Finnish designer, the steam room has special properties that activates adipose tissue, resulting in a calming experience and a much softer physique for all who enter.

Kieran had been suffering from an aching back ever since the hockey season ended. When his trainer recommended the sauna for some relief, he jumped at the opportunity. “You’ll need this,” the trainer said, handing him an extra-large towel, winking.

Kieran didn’t think twice - all he was focused on was ridding himself of this back ache! He gingerly stepped in and cranked up the steam. As his pain dissipated, he leaned back, fully relaxed. When he picked his head up, he noticed some bloating in his midsection; suddenly, his belly lurched forward, rounding out and filling his entire lap. His pecs became soft with fat as his nipples inverted, his toned arms losing all definition as they expanded.

His elation from the absence of back pain overrode the fear at his sudden transformation. Kieran jiggled his new belly happily - at least his back would be able to support this new weight, pain-free!

Join our Faculty Tier to watch what happens when Byron, Francis, and Elliot step into Pfatter U’s super-sizing sauna!

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Since some of our Pfatter Pfans asked …

“I love that my residents know they can come chill out in my room if they’re feeling stressed. When Otis comes by, I always make sure to have some special chocolates on hand. They really help soften things up when life seems hard.” - Dario ‘25

“Whenever I have a bad day or I’m stressing over a class, I know I can head to my RA Dario’s room and play some FIFA. I can relax on his comfy sofa while he feeds me these delicious chocolates he always keeps on hand. Dario really cares for all his residents, he’s like our big brother. We’re so lucky to have someone like him making our on-campus experience so much more filling … I mean, fulfilling!” - Otis ‘27

Our Admissions Department has come up with some new promotional materials featuring student testimonials. They’ll really inspire you to enroll!

Join our Senior Class tier to see all five videos!

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“Whenever I have a bad day or I’m stressing over a class, I know I can head to my RA Dario’s room and play some FIFA. I can relax on his comfy sofa while he feeds me these delicious chocolates he always keeps on hand. Dario really cares for all his residents, he’s like our big brother. We’re so lucky to have someone like him making our on-campus experience so much more filling … I mean, fulfilling!” - Otis ‘27

Our Admissions Department has come up with some new promotional materials featuring student testimonials. They’ll really inspire you to enroll!

Join our Senior Class tier to see all five videos!

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Simon never really paid close attention in his biology course - it was pretty dull, but all the athletes took it to satisfy their science requirement at Pfatter U. The class was supposed to be so easy, yet somehow he was almost failing, as were a lot of his classmates. When their professor, Dr. Pande, announced an opportunity for extra credit, Simon and the other student athletes eagerly volunteered.

It turned out all they needed to do to raise their grade was volunteer to help their professor calibrate his new prototype, the Thickening Machine.

To read Simon’s full story, and watch his five classmates succumb to Dr. Pande’s prototype, by joining our Senior Class tier!

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Our dining hall’s pastry chef was recently gifted a new recipe, one that had been discovered deep in the archives of our library by Graham, one of our student interns. After a few tries, the chef was successful, producing a buttery, flaky pastry with the consistency of a dense croissant, draped in a coating of sweet and delicate icing. One rare herb, sourced from a forest just a few miles up the road, imparted an indescrible, irresistible flavor to the dessert. Our chef named these new pastries “Pfatt Rolls.”

Sophomore Austin, on his way back from band practice, couldn’t resist the smell wafting from the dining hall as he passed by…

Read Austin’s entire story - and watch these three other students succumb to the sweet call of our newest campus treat - by joining the Senior Class tier.

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With March coming to a close, Spring sports are just around the corner! To give themselves a competitive edge, our athletes are starting to bulk up - some of them instantaneously! Ricky’s physique is transforming from a relay runner’s to a shot-putter’s right before our very eyes! 👀 🍑

Join our Senior Class tier to watch more transformations from members of our tennis, lacrosse, and baseball teams - we can already tell this is going to be a BIG season at Pfatter U!

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Whoa! Pfatter University is just now recovering from a week-long cyberattack. Every device on campus was somehow infected by something called the Consu.m3 virus, causing all cell phones, computer monitors, and TV’s to display a hypnotic pattern 24/7. Anyone unlucky (or lucky?) enough to get caught staring into it succumbed to an insatiable appetite, consuming any nearby food as quickly as possible. If they ran out, they rabidly ordered and consumed mountain of takeout, mindlessly tossing their trash out the window. The traffic jam of UberEats and GrubHub delivery drivers has only just cleared up, and our groundskeepers are working overtime to clear all the styrofoam containers and candy wrappers off the quad.

Carlos, a computer science major, was the one who finally cracked the code, ridding our network of Consu.m3. He did let his greed get the best of him, though, and one late night in the lab found out how powerful the virus really could be …

Watch Carlos fall victim to the super-charged Consu.m3 virus by joining our Senior Class tier on Patreon!