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It snowed all weekend at Pfatter U, and our students engaged in some of their favorite cold weather activities, from sipping cocoa and building snowmen, to visiting our all-you-can-eat homemade cookie buffet in the dining hall.

Patrick, a sophomore, dared his roommates to make snow angels with him in just their boxers, and they all agreed! Join our any of our tiers to see their pics!

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Uh-oh! Hunter, one of our Pfatter pfans, has come down with a case of the Sumo Flu. It’s been going around campus and is VERY contagious. By the looks of it, he’s got a pretty severe case!

Want to commission a video like this one, to keep private or to post for all our pfans? DM us for more information!

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NEW STUDENT ALERT! We were thrilled when @makealexgain decided to enroll at Pfatter University! While he’s been doing a great job growing on his own, we’ve assigned him a heavy course load to really accelerate his efforts.

If you’d like to commission a video like his, DM us here on Tumblr or join our Faculty tier on Patreon! 🐷

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Our nationally-ranked, incredibly-buoyant water polo team held their first practice of the season yesterday. Team captains Jason G. and Chris O. recreated a photo from the start of last year’s season, and let’s just say it really shows their growth as Pfatter U student-athletes!

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Turns out Javi’s pic from our Christmas post was a Live Photo. Check it out!

If you want to know if any of our other past posts have a “live” version, reblog it and tag us to let us know!

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WHOA! Big things are happening at Pfatter University. Check out our first VIDEO: watch what happened to Patrick, a sophomore track athlete, when he accidentally downed a synthesized protein shake meant for our football team.

We’re excited by this new prospect to provide quality videos, but could use your support - it isn’t cheap! DM us to support our efforts to provide more videos or discuss personal commissions!

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1,000+ Pfatter Pfans here on Tumblr voted in our poll, and the results are in: you wanted to see Ethan grow even bigger! Watch what happens when the Thickening Machine packs on an additional 100 lbs to his blubbery body.

(Join our Patreon to see the extended version - twice as long! - as Ethan unhooks from the machine and tries to waddle away!)

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Will, one of our Pfatter pfans here on Tumblr, has decided to enroll in our university for the upcoming spring semester. He’s already showing huge potential!

DM us if you’d like to commission a video like Will’s!

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For the past month, Pfatter U has been piloting our new ASV’s: appetite-stimulating vapes. Our entire student body have been giving them a try, from our freshmen who have struggled to start their gaining journey, to our seniors who are trying to round out even more! Check out the results below. If you want to see more pics, reblog this post!

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How do the new recruits react to their first couple pounds when they get on campus?

Our students start to see the effects of the calorie-dense dining hall food far before their freshman year starts. Most of them are shocked to find they’ve gained 15-20 lbs by the end of their incoming-student orientation! Here’s Landon and Nick, from last summer.

Our first orientation for the 24-25 school year ends in a few days. Wanna see the results? Let us know!

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This weekend, Pfatter University hosted our Fall Art Topics Showcase, featuring the work of our talented student artists. Here’s some selections from Jeremy P., a Junior, who chronicled four students’ relationships with junk food throughout the course of their studies at Pfatter U, entitled: “A Well-Rounded Diet.” Enjoy!

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🚨OUTBREAK🚨 More of our students are catching the Sumo Flu. Here’s one of our Faculty-level Patreon subscribers who’s been experiencing symptoms like uncontrollable appetite and doubling in weight! When will a cure be found? … and does he really even want one? (Look him up - Tubbs03 on Grommr!)

Ready to get infected? Subscribe to our Patreon or DM us here!

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Merry Christmas from Pfatter University!

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Today, a group of students headed to our local food pantry as part of our Pfatt Gives Back initiative. They packed meals for over 200 families in our area, and only snuck a few snacks here and there while they worked 😉

Pfatter University wishes all of its fans a happy, button-popping, sweat-inducing Thanksgiving feast!

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It’s September and classes are back in session at Pfatter U. To celebrate, we are proud to announce the debut of our new, self-service Thickening Machines!

Developed in our biology labs, the machines are able to rapidly add fat cells to any student body - an athlete looking for a competitive advantage or a slim freshman looking for some more weight to throw around.

The good news is they’re 95% accurate! The other 5% of the time, it triples the subject’s weight. Hope they don’t mind! Something tells us these Thickening Machines will get a lot of us this semester. Want to see more results?