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Henry Alberto (Director of upcoming A&D film) posted this portion of this scene for Valentine’s Day!!!💙

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UM, I’M ASSUMING PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THIS?!?!?!

ROAD TRIP, BABY!!!

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Saw a text post of this and HAD to make it myself  

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Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pflugerfor for Playboy (2018) 

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Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

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reasons Felicity Montague is a badass

reads medical textbooks disguised as porn so her family doesn’t know she has aspirations to be a doctor

fucking sewing herself up on a boat bc everyone else around her is a dumbass and doesn’t know how

decides to seduce Dante to get information even though she finds out she really doesn’t like kissing

literally removing the heart from a dead woman’s body when no one else had the courage to do it

I could go on for years… what an absolute aroace icon 

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Thought I’d draw a Monty for y’all

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“We are not broken things, neither of us. We are cracked pottery mended with laquer and flakes of gold, whole as we are, complete unto each other. Complete and worthy and so very loved.” 

I’ve finished listening to The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue, and i desperately wanna see more content of this book ;v;

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simon: *comes to Watford*

baz; internally: holy shit he’s really attractive!!!! wow im in love with him. i’d die for him. he’s perfect. one day i’ll ask him to marry me. we’ll be together until the end hooooooooooooo wow he’s hot oh boy oh boy

simon: h-

baz: Fuck You.

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Me: *reads fan-fiction so I can feel the love and affection that I’m not getting*

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Both Monty and Felicity have ADD thank you for coming to my tedtalk

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i always give my fics weird working titles as i’m writing them and uh

i’ll see y’all in hell i guess LMAO

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feminist brain: tlgtpap is felicity’s own story and expecting monty/percy content from it is wrong of me

gay brain: hehe monty and percy being gay in london

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and here’s our fave awkward bisexual

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Henry Montague is the best character development I’ve seen in a while because he starts by being a selfish spoiled narcissist but by the end he is a selfish spoiled narcissist who gave everything up for the love of his life

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— never regret thy fall

o icarus of the fearless flight

for the greatest tragedy of all

is never to feel the burning light.

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(modern) monty and percy during christmas

monty plays christmas music super loud and screeches when percy tries to turn it down because “i can’t HEAR goddamnit”

percy bakes gingerbread men and cookies and the whole house just smells like a bakery for the entirety of december

monty tries to put up christmas lights but he can’t reach and ends up falling off of a ladder and makes percy cuddle him for the rest of the day

it didn’t really hurt that much

he just wanted an excuse to make percy pay attention to him

felicity comes over

they force her to wear an ugly christmas sweater

she just frowns more than usual

(she secretly loves it)

they can’t afford super expensive gifts but they’re just happy to be able to spend time together

drinking hot chocolate and “watching” christmas movies!

monty and percy are preoccupied with being as affectionate as possible

felicity is trying to pay attention but leaves halfway through because monty and perce are being insufferable

just

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