they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him!!!
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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors
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In high school I was voted most likely to be tormented by spirits
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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
#not to love southern california but moving here drastically helped my seasonal affective shit#im like almost normal bc i live in Warm Sunshine Town#back home every winter id become a beast that killed everyone
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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
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#me when ppl say their coworkers are npcs#it bothers me that ppl find it so difficult to believe that every person has their own rich inner life#yes even the ones u think are boring!!!!!
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i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs
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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more
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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️
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Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer
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absolutely the worst thing that can happen to a person is to think "where should I put this object? oh I know, I'll put it somewhere intuitive and reasonable. I'll put it somewhere really convenient where it will make sense to look for it later"
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
#getting ready for my run!!!#i couldn't so it yesterday bc my legs were still mangled from my last one
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